How do you successfully have safe sex in a swimming pool.  Does the cover stay put?  Anybody have tips or hints?  One opportunity has passed.  Need to know for future reference.

-- Modified on 6/23/2003 11:46:27 AM

I've never tried "safe sex" in a swimming pool...the water tends to dissolve natural lubricants.  Maybe you could settle for the shower?

Nice pics, btw...and I find it curious the pages are titled "Weather Forecast."  Sunny today?

The Weather Forecast title is a security feature.  If you minimize the window upon someone approaching, that is what will be seen.  You have a good eye.

-- Modified on 6/23/2003 4:44:08 PM

Oh...I see...good thinking!

I tried that and it works.

Unfortunately, after viewing your pics my desk didn't stop levitating for at least 3 minutes.

("Oh, that? Um...I'm taking magic lessons.  Hey Rocky, wanna see me pull a rabbit outta my hat?")

Levitating huh, you should watch out or you will end up with a crooked one like the dude who posted a few threads up. You made me laugh.  You do know laughing is the next best thing to orgasm...........

-- Modified on 6/23/2003 5:03:59 PM

>You do know laughing is the next best thing to orgasm...........

-sigh-  

Yes, I've heard that a few times.

Mephistopholis Dangerfield

P.s. I was surprised to see your fantasy didn't include Tommy Lee Jones, and I'm pleased to see you are not age-discriminatory (very humorous age selections on your contact page).  Very nice work on your website (if you did it)...but isn't geocities a bit "fussy" about that sort of thing?

These will continue to work in a swimming pool or hot tub.

cool feature... BTW, the mouseovers didn't produce properly scaled pix, they were stretched horiz. or vert., and I'm sure you don't look like an alien. Rope