Why is it that DATY with a provider is usually sweeter and fresher than with most dates? I can't remember the last time I saw a provider with an offensive odor or taste. Maybe the pro's just know how to provide better maintinance to man's favorite pet.
Most that I've come across are meticulous about hygiene. I agree that pros know maintenance. There have been exceptions, however, but I don't stick around to see if things improve...
I thinks it's a matter of them knowing when you're arriving and planning accordingly to be ready for you. Let's face it, the typical date of dinner, a movie or dancing puts the most recent shower a number of hours behind both of you. Hence the occassional complaint by the ladies of Eau de Balls. Ditto DATY.
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