I've never know any women that were on time, girlfriends or wife!lol.But your list looks good to me!

Sable, you nailed it - especially the list of "includes". You sound like a provider that deserves a 10!

You got it right!  The only thing I would add is from the client side that he has to feel a sense of familiarity and ease as a result of the efforts of the provider.  This may only be possible after a number of meetings with the same provider.  But this is to me the essence of a GFE session.  I have had many very fine sessions where a provider did everything exactly right, but the sessions that fit my above criteria are very few and far between.

i guess to me the girlfriend experience would be that i'd spend a whole bunch of money, you'd attend a family or personal function with me, and then you'd sleep with my best friend.

ah! just kidding! but i always kind of figured that basic gfe meant you'd kiss me and pretend that you liked me... everything else is gravy. your list looks awesome - when are you moving to the northeast?

There's nothing more that I could add to the list. Aside from DFK, the main thing is, I should leave feeling as if we BOTH had a great time in eachother's company.

Ultimate GFE (Redneck Version)
Changes the oil in my pick-up
Makes biscuits and gravy and sops it up for me while she feeds me
Holds the light while spoting deer off-season
Shares her smokeless tobacco and spit cup
Takes her teeth out during French lessons
Invites her sister or other female relatives to join us
Has a pet sheep that is stump trained in case she has a headache
Can blow her nose with one finger
Runs out to get more beer and pickled pig feet while you watch sports on TV but doesn't .......
Have you dine at the wine and then say, "68" I owe you one!!

That sounds great, but coming from the perspective of a Newbie, and I mean a newbie to this.  I would think that most of the things on your list should be done as a matter of professionalism.  Those sound like general characteristics an Escort or any professional for that matter needs to have to to be good at what he/she does.

I have been really thinking about this whole GFE thing since my first GFE expeience a few days ago.  Sure it was warm, personal and etc.. and to be honest that was a girlfriend experience (a little too much honestly ha ha).  WE talked for way too long, but I enjoyed it as I needed more of that (conversation) than anything else.  So  I was happy...

But anyway, the way you define GFE implies that if I have something other than an GFE(which I am struggling to find the exisitence or a definition of), then the experience will exclude her being on time, professional, and spending the entire time with me.

I mean, what if you don't want all the chat, and kissing etc.. what if you want something more erotic?  what do you call that?  Does that mean you can't expect to recieve professionalism and courtsey?  

I'm not knocking the GFE or you or anyone, just saying...

The only major problem with the GFE as I see it is its defintion depends on who you talk to.  I read some reviews and the guys speak of the woman coming in the door and planting one smack on the mouth immediately and proceeding almost immdiately to other things..(yeah baby!!), Then I read others and they talk about sitting down and chatting for 30 minutes. I mean which is it or is it both?..

I understand the the opposite of the GFE is the old school street style.. But what and where is the middle ground?  I Mean, can't I find a professional, polite, stay the alloted time, escort that quickly moves past the more chatty, warm fuzzy personal side of things. Hey, how about an EGFE.  (Erotic-Girl-Friend-Experience)

lets talk this up.. cuz I have some different views and thoughts on this although you may think they are silly.

Again, not disespecting anyone or their opinions or likes or etc.. simply wanting to understand this.  

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