I haven’t been a member for very long but there a numerous contests for the Ladies but so far none for us guys.
It could be an essay on, oh, I do not know “My first time” (with a provider) or “The last time I really went wild”. The Ladies themselves could pick the winner. The prize could a night on the town with the lady of your choice. Hey, I think this contest has real potential.
Best "I know my ATF loves me because...." Most embarassing moment with a provider Interesting mode of transportation (once visited a provider on a bicycle, was immediately invited to take a shower upon entering her premises) Hot tub enounters Best Mile high story unusual places (a provider wanted to have sex with me in a horse drawn carriage in Central Park). I am sure it's been done before but I didn't have the stones for that one.
Your suggestion of a "Best Mile High Story" reminded me of something a lady and I were discussing the other week.
What's the most number of miles between two women you had sex with on the same day? My modest offering would be 675 miles - a provider in Chicago in the morning and back home to upstate New York for an evening romp.
what? ... do i look like Letterman? make-up your own, or pay me $12,800!(*) LOL
(*) that's based on Letterman's latest reported salary of $32Mil/year, divvied up to account for a 5-minute Top-Ten skit out of 50mins of on-air time per show, 5-times a week, 50 weeks/year (taking out 2 weeks of vacation of course)
yes folks ... $12,800 for delivering a top-ten list that a whole staff of joke writers came up with.
and now back to your regularly scheduled TER programming!
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