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Recently overheard a conversation among a few teens...regular_smile
dreamweaver7 1475 reads
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I was leaving a movieplex at my local mall a few Friday nights ago and walked to my car through the mall promenade.  As I was passing a Victoria's Secret, I heard these three teen boys (maybe they were 14 or 15) saying they would 'F' the V.S. mannequins in the windows because they were hotter than any girls in their class.   I chuckled to myself.  

Although I have somewhat shameful memories of my friends and I discussing 'F'ing inanimate objects (*) during those early, raging hormone years; mannequins were not one of our fantasies.  Then again in my day, mannequins all rated '2's on the TER appearance scale.  

(*)  Let's just say I knew someone who knew someone who screwed his mother's mink stole! Sick bastard kids :)

In any case, the fine state of Michigan could save its taxpayers a lot of money if they just made the guy fork over $6k to custom order his own Real Doll.

Of course, it WAS partially her fault, what with that provoctative clothing and that come-hither look. And she never asked him to stop...

He is what I consider “reason number 17” (IN mICHIGAN) that I NEVER stand in shop windows dressed like that with the “come-hither” look.   Gheez, you don’t even want to know the top 16 reasons :)  LOL   ....…  Kisses ~T

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I was leaving a movieplex at my local mall a few Friday nights ago and walked to my car through the mall promenade.  As I was passing a Victoria's Secret, I heard these three teen boys (maybe they were 14 or 15) saying they would 'F' the V.S. mannequins in the windows because they were hotter than any girls in their class.   I chuckled to myself.  

Although I have somewhat shameful memories of my friends and I discussing 'F'ing inanimate objects (*) during those early, raging hormone years; mannequins were not one of our fantasies.  Then again in my day, mannequins all rated '2's on the TER appearance scale.  

(*)  Let's just say I knew someone who knew someone who screwed his mother's mink stole! Sick bastard kids :)

In any case, the fine state of Michigan could save its taxpayers a lot of money if they just made the guy fork over $6k to custom order his own Real Doll.

How do they know he was a fault. Maybe those mannequin's smashed the windows and dragged that poor guy into the store where they forced themselves upon him.

There once was an episode on the Twilght Zone where mannequins came to life when the store closed. I think it would be a great fuck for those guys that are into the hardbody types.

the fact that he was habitually breaking into commercial properties causing (in all probability) thousands of dollars worth of damage each time?
Doesn't seem all that harmless from where I stand, but then I come from a retail background.

---> :^)
Smiley to point out that everything is still friendly, LOL

a ten for looks and a four because she just laid there... shit.... no wonder.

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