My last post on strange reviews was about the gal wearing an ankle tracking device.

Here are some more from San Diego (the water has tasted a little strange lately):

Review #1)  When I got into the room she had the TV on and was eating hot cheetos. Her little dog was running around barking up a storm....She reached for a condom and I had to remind her we agreed on bbbj. She said, but I just ate and have all this food in my mouth I wasnt about to let her off that easy so I insisted and she agreed. In the middle of the blow job her dog shit on the carpet and she went to clean it up.

Review #2) I never actually saw a real person. She seemed nice over the phone and sent some extra pictures so made me believe she was real but I never actually saw a person just had my money taken away and then ignored. STAY AWAY. When I got there I was told to deposit the money in a gas cap of the car and then to go upstairs to the room. There was no one up in the room and I never heard from them again