Inspired by last week's chats about unique places where you've done it, and places where you'd love to do it: ever indulged in a particulalry unusual location, public or otherwise, and been caught? Whether by LE, parents, passersby, etc. My only experience along these lines was years ago in NYC. Drunk, was getting a relatively spontaneous CBJ in an alley when a member of the Guardian Angels happened along. Luckily it was one of the wispy young recruits variety and not the overly muscled street fighter type, so when I politely told him to go F himself he slunk away. We finished in time and got out of there before LE or a battalion of GAs showed up.
well long time ago was with girlfriend tearing it up on the living room when her parents can home. Keep in mind couch was under a picture window, driveway was 10 feet away outside. and the front door was right next to the couch. Out clothes were not in the living room. We were not caught naked but they knew what happened. That was when I was in college.
When I was first dating my wife, we were doing it on the kitchen floor when we heard her mother coming in the front door. Since our clothes were only partially off, we quick jumped up and started buttoning and zippering. Well, let me put it this way - not all the beans and franks were tucked away when I zipped my pants zipper. OUCH!!!!
Even when I think of it now, it still hurts. But I have to admit that I haven't thought of this experience in years and I still get a laugh about it.
One time I took my girlfriend to Maui and we hiked up to a waterfall. We were all alone so we went for it. Just as things were getting to the point of NO STOPPING a group of tourists came walking up. Needless to say they got something to talk about to the ones back at their hotel who didn't take the hike that morning. The other time was a bad experience. LE busted me and a girl in the back of my truck. I worked a lot and stoped in at a outdoor bar in Ft Lauderdale one afternoon for a beer. Ran into a girl I had met at a dance club before. Not a regular date , we had only been together once before but it was great.She came over and said she was looking for a repeat "right now" Should have taken time to get a room! Well in a few minutes the old Van was rockin and there was a knock on the windshield. When I looked up there was a badge plastered on the glass. I said something like "Come back in 5 minutes" and quickly found out that LE rarely has a Sense of Humor. Now this was not a paid date but it still turned out to be a very expensive Lay.When I got to court the Judge just wasn't buying my defense that it was not public based on the fact that the window was faceing a wall. Cost me $600.
It is so funny you asked this question. I was day dreaming about this yesterday.
I was going at it with my GF when her younger brother came in. She bolted for the bathroom and I covered myself with a blanket. It was August and quite hot.
He was a little lit and decided to sit down and talk. He sat down right on the wet spot. My GF was a squirter so the couch was drenched! He only got out a few words when the dampness and my state of undress registered. He got up and started stammering as he backed out of the room.
And yes she eventually came out and we did finish!
Things were getting "serious" with my S/O. I was going to give up my tiny bachelor pad and move in with her. I'd given notice to the landlord and super. So one afternoon, after work, my S/O comes over and we immediately go into most extreme, intense, passionate sex. In the middle of this, we hear the door open -- it's the super with a prospective tenant, come to show the apt., and since the front door practically opened on to the bedroom, it was there for all tosee. My S/O had been so excited she hadn't closed the door.
Many moons ago...right after high school...pre-college days. Wow...that was some stretch of partying,carousing,and boinking.When I look back, I don't no how I survived.
After a night painting the town...got back to Cathy's house. Her parents(I had never met them) were "sleeping" upstairs so we wanted to be extra quiet while we pleasured each other on the living room couch...usual assortment of late teen foreplay...I'm "up" first...lol...Cathy had this large oversized ,frilly wool blanket that she easily covered our bodies with except my big head. She was giving my little head lickedy attention like the horny,headless,horsegirl(Was there such a character?...lol)she was... I was about to shoot my load when out of the corner of my eye a woman appeared..."Who are you... and Where's Cathy?"
It was a kodak moment...Big Jim was not only going to cum, he was about to speak for me too..."I'll answer that question in a minute but first let me unload the twins"...but Cathy sprang from where she was first(LOL)and in an awkward state blurted out that she was looking for an earing...lol..and this is VR... VR,this is my Mom,Sylvia.... Her Mom looked in disbelief and embarrassment for us all and "bought" what Cathy just told her and said...Oh" and went back to whereever she came from.
Sr. yr. of highschool I was over my girlfriends after school. Well, our relationship had just reached the beginning sexual stage - she wanted to ``go all the way'' but still wanted to just explore orally. This was fine by me and she really gave good head (she had a hot as hell older sister who'm I'm sure I owe a great debt to).
Anyway, this particular afternoon was quite hot and she decided to melt ice cubes over my body while I was tied to a leg post of the couch. So, there I was butt naked with hands over my head tied to the couch gettin head with the aid of ice cubes. Suddenly we hear keys in the front door - The fuckin couch was right in front of (down the hall from) the front door. We scramble like hell to untie me and just barely make it. Mom looks at her suspiciously as her hair is a mess and I look like I just ran a mile.
VERYYYY long time ago when my Ex and I were first dating ....
We were lying on a beach somewhere between Puerto Nuevo and Ensenada just around sunset (maybe where Bajamar is now). It was mid-week, and there was no one else in site. We were getting into it pretty hot and heavy; CG with her topless, my swimsuit around my ankles, her bottoms pulled aside when I noticed a fisherman working his way up the beach about 100 yards away. Lets just say he wasn't paying a lot of attention to his line. The surf wasn't the only thing pounding in my ears at that point so I didn't say a peep.
He never got closer and she didn't see him until we finished.
She got really quiet & we left pretty quickly after that. The utter silence in the car as we drove back up the coast free road (that should date this) was Zen-like. I have, in fact, heard the sound of one hand clapping. Me on the other hand was having a severe blood re-location problem thinking about it. It went on that way as we drove back up the coast through the darkening night. Her verrryy quite and me trying to do multiplication tables in my head as I drove hoping to reduce the swelling.
Apparently I had completely misinterpreted her silence because suddenly, about 15km south of Rosarito (a deserted stretch of road back then) she tells me to pull over, grabs me and does me again right there on the front seat (64 Chevy Malibu with big bench seats) with cars whizzing by. Very quick. Very intense.
We never talked about it, but I did notice thereafter, that she sometimes "accidentally" left the curtains open when we would get frisky on the living room couch.
DAMN! Why did I have to remember that. Work was already having trouble commanding my full attention.
I was sitting in the cocktail lounge at an NCO Club one night when I realized the guy on the stool next to mme is actually screwing his girl friend right there. The lighting was quite low and she was backed up into his crotch with her skirt hiked way up in the back, enjoying a slow, quiet one. The guy had the brass to call the bartender for a couple more drinks while they were still at it.
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