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Re:Bumper Stickers
OmegaZap 7 Reviews 3491 reads
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My favorites so far have been a couple of Ciara's, "Things go better with a poke" and "you win some, you lose cum".

Most of mine are a little rougher-edged:

* I'm on my way home from nailin' your old lady, and you can read all about it tomorrow at theeroticreview.com!

Or, the even more sarcastic version:

* I'm on my way home from nailin' your old lady, and you can read all about it someday at theeroticreview.com if my friggin review ever gets approved.

* Don't laugh at my girlfriend, at least mine's paid for!

* My other ride...  is your 19 year daughter

* Don't laugh at my old truck, I just got a hummer

Instead of "start seeing motorcycles":
* Start seeing providers

* This truck was suck-started by someone on theeroticreview.com

* Condom: $1
 Hotel:  $90
 An hour with your sister: $250
 Her BBBJTCNQNS: Priceless

My favorite real-life bumber sticker was one I actually saw:

I don't take any shit.
I don't give any shit.
I'm not in the shit business.

-- Modified on 6/23/2004 8:14:00 AM

LilyJune3650 reads

I think TER needs a bumper sticker to give out to members.  

What should it say?

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Jockeypants4122 reads

"Hobbiest on Board"

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greatrush4650 reads

NO GLOVE - No Love!

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MrSelfDestruct3696 reads

Hobbyists deposit without withdrawl

Love means never having to hear "I have a headache"

Why wait for an amateur when you can pay a professional?

Pussy Powered

Hobbyist on board...Provider on Hobbyist

Live better...have sex more often!

Sex...it does a body good

My parent was Hobbyist/Provider of the Month on TER

Net Michelle is my co-pilot...call 911!

I love my Wife...and my Provider

Legalize It

Just Pay Me (this one is for Providers)

and my personal favorite...

Lily June's/Bush in '04. :)



-- Modified on 6/22/2004 3:50:42 PM

-- Modified on 6/22/2004 3:51:17 PM

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MrSelfDestruct2802 reads

Besides, my post was about bumper stickers...and you and Snowy  are just jealous! :P

Bite me.

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Dirk Bogard2598 reads

Tally-Ho!

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WymenLover3196 reads

Night deposits accepted...

However, substantial penalty for early withdrawl

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-- Modified on 6/23/2004 9:23:35 AM

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Ci Ci3819 reads

Or . . .

"MADD" (masturbators against divine divas)

"Pass the buck (around)"

"Suck the chrome off a bumper"

"Let's hook(er) up"

" 'Shit happens' but only if you're not prepared"

"Smile and your crack smiles back"

"If you don't like my driving, then you don't like head"

"Horny toads become princes"

"Have a nice foreplay"

"You win some, you lose cum"

"Keep you eyes on the load"

"Carrying a heavy load" (and then some)

"A dime in the hand is worth a penny to a prostitute"

Oh, don't get me started.

Hugs,
Ciara

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SULLY3745 reads

you're good with all the stuff that ends in "asm"...!

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MrSelfDestruct4036 reads

You're slippin', Gingerbread Queen! :)

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-- Modified on 6/23/2004 7:33:20 AM

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OmegaZap3492 reads

My favorites so far have been a couple of Ciara's, "Things go better with a poke" and "you win some, you lose cum".

Most of mine are a little rougher-edged:

* I'm on my way home from nailin' your old lady, and you can read all about it tomorrow at theeroticreview.com!

Or, the even more sarcastic version:

* I'm on my way home from nailin' your old lady, and you can read all about it someday at theeroticreview.com if my friggin review ever gets approved.

* Don't laugh at my girlfriend, at least mine's paid for!

* My other ride...  is your 19 year daughter

* Don't laugh at my old truck, I just got a hummer

Instead of "start seeing motorcycles":
* Start seeing providers

* This truck was suck-started by someone on theeroticreview.com

* Condom: $1
 Hotel:  $90
 An hour with your sister: $250
 Her BBBJTCNQNS: Priceless

My favorite real-life bumber sticker was one I actually saw:

I don't take any shit.
I don't give any shit.
I'm not in the shit business.

-- Modified on 6/23/2004 8:14:00 AM

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Ci Ci3260 reads

"Pull over for the ride of your life"

"Merge together"

"Road ends here"

"Filling station: self-serve"

"Proceed with caution"

"My other car is a Vulva"

"If you can see this bumper sticker, then you're on my ass"

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sparker4169 reads

Sometimes puns are good!

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