1. Money in an envelope.  
2. Don't talk about our transaction.  
3. You have condoms (I still get red-faced buying them).  
4. Don't tell me you love me.
5. PLEASE don't drip sweat on my face.  It's icky.
6. Don't hide the clock from me.  I usually stay longer than the hour if I like you anyway.  But I don't want to be late to class either.

*** Most of my clients are complete gentlemen, and I am very spoiled.  I just had a few pet peeves I had to vent out.  

8. Gifts.  I LOVE gifts.  Little things I really appreciate, like my favorite candies are reeses pieces and twizzlers.  I'll adore you for the gesture and try to be extra good to you in return.