Ladies and Gentlemen; What was your most memorable blow job?

One day I went over to my girlfriends to go to something at her school with she and her mom.  By the time we'd gotten back to her house there was about 2 inches of snow on the ground, which was like a blizzard for us.  Her mom didn't want me to drive home in such treacherous conditions so I was invited to spend the night - poor me.  Surprising to both Kim and I, her mom said that I could just sleep with Kim.  I knew her mom was on the liberal side, I just didn't realize how liberal.

When we went to bed about midnight we wasted no time getting to it.  We'd done it a couple of times before, but somehow the prospect of doing it in her room while her mom knew what we were doing added to the excitement.  

Afterwards we watched TV for about 45 minutes by which time I was horny again, as evidenced by the bulge in the sheets.  "I want to watch him go." She said, and pulled the sheets off of us.  Kim was wearing a t-shirt and panties and sat cross-legged beside me as she caressed him with her hands and began a wonderful lite massage.  She was about 5' 5" and maybe 90 lbs with long blond hair.  I moved my left hand up and down her back as I looked at her and thought how beautiful she was.  

I tried to move my hand into an awkward position against her peach, but it didn't bend like that.  She began to rub herself with her free hand for just a few seconds and then stopped everything.  I began to panic.  Had I done something I shouldn't have, I thought?  She got up on her knees, took off her shirt and then pulled her panties down and took them off one leg at a time.  She crawled on top of me, straddling me on her hands and knees.  She looked into my eyes, gave me a little smile, and then lowered her peach down onto me.  As she began to move back and forth I struggled to lift my head up to see.  Her lips, wet with peach juice, were spread with one on each side as she moved back and forth.  I held out as long as I could and just when I couldn't stand it any longer she let out a string of sounds that left no doubt she'd found the peak of her own little mountain.  I was scared to death we'd see her mom any minute.

Seconds later, she looked down at the sperm that had shot up my chest "I missed it." She said sadly.  We cleaned up and fell asleep in each other's arms.

The next morning, lying on my back and still asleep, I felt something below and opened my eye's to see Kim's tongue twiddling my little head.  I was hard as a rock in about 1 second.  She licked her lips, placed them around my little tower, and began slowly massaging up and down.  Feeling her tongue rub against me on each stroke was nothing short of amazing.  Then I felt my little head enter her throat.  She proceeded to work her way up and down very slowly for about a minute.  Every time I felt my little head squeeze into the back of her throat I wanted to scream, but didn't dare.  I began to wonder how she did that without gagging, but that thought lasted only a second before I felt her throat again and all conscious thoughts quickly vanished.  Then, with her mouth still around me she began twiddling her tongue again and then began this sucking and slurping that I could only withstand for about 3 seconds.

With her lips still sealed around me she swallowed.  My tower finally fallen, she looked up into my eye's.  I wanted to kiss her, but was a little scared.  Before I could do anything though she began kissing my neck and ears.  "Now you do me!" she giggled and rolled onto her back and pulled me on top.  I had to think for a few seconds about what she meant, but soon caught on.  I kissed my way from her neck, down to her little breasts, around them slowly a few times, down to her belly button, and then kissed my way down further.  I kissed the top of her peach (we're in Georgia, remember) and then a millimeter lower and then lower and then lower.  She wasn't shaved, but she only had about 15 soft fuzzy new pubic hairs anyway.  I delighted in each one.  I kissed the inside of each of her thighs a few times and slowly worked by way back to the center.  She spread her legs wide and a new world opened up to me.  I wrapped my arms under her legs and held her sides.  I continued to slowly work my way towards the center, but wasn't sure exactly what to do next.

Deciding that experimentation was best I ran my tongue from bottom to top.  Kim tightened and let out a small 'eeah' sound.  I did it lightly a few more times and Kim's reaction left no doubt that she was enjoying this almost as much as me.  Almost.  Copying what she'd done just a few minutes earlier I began circling my tongue.  Each time I passed over twelve o'clock she got juiced so I soon focused everything there and before long was lightly frenching her clit.  

I raised my head for just a moment to take a break, but she made this kind of begging sound, raised her peach up to my face and then grabbed my head with her hand leaving no doubt that I wasn't supposed to be taking a break.  I moved my hands to support her cute bum that was now lifted off the bed and continued what I was doing.  Some time later, about 2 minutes maybe, she let out several little screams and began breathing like she did after cross-country meets.  She pulled her peach away from me, breathed heavily for a few seconds and then grabbed my head to put it back in position.

She slowly relaxed, but I couldn't.  I looked at her peach, kissed it, then looked some more.  She was still trying to catch her breath.  I kissed my way back up to her breasts and then her neck.  I was hard again and as I felt my little head against her clit I began to throb.  Kim reached around and guided me into her.  Our bodies were moving in unison making our previous times seem clumsy.  Like the rest of us our tongues became intertwined, but we were both out of breath and needed every ounce of oxygen to continue.  Involuntarily I stretched my neck out and looked up at the headboard of her bed and she began kissing all around my adam's apple until I came.  I had never felt so weak in my life.  I was shaking.

We dressed and made our way to the kitchen for breakfast only to find that her mom, a nurse, had gone into work early that morning.  Feeling domestic we made pancakes for her little brother and us.  After breakfast and with a once every 5 years snow on the ground outside, we headed out to play.  We spent the next 3 hours out in the snow making a snowman and pummeling neighbor kids with snowballs until Kim's mom came home and reminded me that I needed to be at my school by 1:00.

Kim's mom told me to take a warm shower and throw my clothes out to her and she'd put them in the dryer.  Just as I was starting to relax and enjoy the steam I saw the curtain pull back and there was Kim.  Wow!  She washed every inch of my body and then I washed every inch of hers.  With soap all over both of our bodies we were slippery as ever.  I had my arms around her from behind washing her peach while I kissed her neck.  My penis fit perfectly between her legs and up against her.  I moved my hands up to her breasts and soon felt her hand below, pressing my penis tighter up against her.  I began to slowly move back and forth and after a few seconds she pulled away.  She turned around and, wrapping her arms over my shoulders, looked up and began a long kiss.  She'd carefully positioned her peach on me and she began to move back and forth.  She reached around behind with one hand and held my penis up tighter against her.  When she sensed me starting to struggle holding back again she pulled away and grabbed him gently with her hands and looked down to watch.  I held out for only about 5 more seconds.  

I'd hit about halfway between her belly button and peach.  She reached down and slowly rubbed my sperm all over her peach and then put her arms up around my shoulders, pulled herself tight against me and after a kiss rested her head on my chest.

I really didn't want to leave.

What a great story you had, though!  Got me as hot as (to quote David Lynch) "Georgia asphalt in July".  

This is the type of stuff I wish was posted more often!  More to come later.

Well for my money RedHead in Minneapolis gives the greatest head.  Now while it's true that I haven't sampled every provider in this great nation of ours, I've gotten quite a few blow jobs over the years, and this lady is by FAR the best at it.  

She takes her time, she truly loves doing it, and her technique is second to none.  She does BBBJTO and really is there anything better than a fine women taking your load in her mouth.

BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO.. RedHead in Minneapolis gets my vote.

My most memorable BJ was when I was with my (big fat) client. He was allergic to the down feather pillows and kept sneezing. The third sneeze came while I was giving the boys some special attention. I was blasted in the face with warm, gassy, stinky butt air... I tried to pretend not to notice but the stink got so bad. I had to jump up and laugh. I grabbed air freshener and sprayed his ass while laughing. Unfortunately, That wasn't the end of it.

TER reports seven-fold increase in provider searches specifying age (18-20) and breast size (smaller than 30)!

My most memorable blow job was one that I slept through, strangely enough. My wife and I have different sleeping patterns (she’s on west coast time), so she sometimes gives me a “wake-up call” when she comes to bed and wants me.

Several years ago, there was one time when this did not wake me up, but put me into a weird dream state about halfway between waking and sleeping. So while she was playing with me, I was having an incredibly vivid dream. The interesting thing about the woman I was having sex with in the dream was that it was not my wife, didn’t look like my wife, but was an obvious representation of my wife. I don’t know if that is a common aspect of dreams, but I’ve noticed it often in mine.

Back to the blow job. This was during a period of time when my wife was having lots of fun with blow jobs, trying to make them as excruciatingly prolonged and intense as possible. This one she started slow, with feathery licks of her tongue, up and down the shaft, the kind that causes that involuntary jerk of a penis when it is erect. Sliding her tongue lower, she slowly licked the undersides of my balls, then took them, one at a time, into her soft mouth. Sliding her tongue back up, she circled the tip of my penis with her tongue and then took just the head into her mouth. Grabbing the shaft with her hand, she performed gentle strokes, lightly thrusting the head of my penis in and out of her mouth. She continued this for a while, and then started taking me deeper into her mouth. Alternating between slow, deep strokes and quicker ones, she brought me almost to the point of orgasm several times, and backed off just when she sensed I was almost there. When she finally did bring me to orgasm, she applied pressure at the base of my penis, so that I came, but did not ejaculate. It was sort of like I came half way, but it was still very intense. She then put me back in her mouth and worked me over very roughly with a succession of quick strokes, still applying pressure with her thumb on the base of my penis. Finally, she released the pressure and I came in her mouth, while I felt, with extraordinary intensity, the “other half” of the orgasm.

I woke up somewhat, and it was very weird, as the disorientation of who I was actually with (my wife, or someone else) started to wear off. Needless to say, I was in no shape to reciprocate – she had to wait until the next evening to get hers.

If you were to read every review that included a BBBJ, I'd bet you'd find that over half of the reviews state something to the effect--Best BJ I ever had or greatest BJ in the world or no one sucks a cock like this lady etc..

To me the best BBBJ is the next one. (with rare exception)

All the ones before were no comparison.
Sometimes you just can't beat the abilities of a true PROFESSIONAL.

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a provider I spent some time with earlier this year - Red from the Twin Cities area.  Just from her technique, you can see that she truly loves what she is doing and wants to be sure you have the time of your life - and I did.

The way she puts you in her warm mouth, licks you, moves it up and down, and licks your balls just makes you literally explode.  The best BBBJTCCIM that I have ever had.

Ken

I cannot decide between two different scenarios.  Y'all will have to judge.

My girlfriend at the time and I were staying in a hotel in San Francisco (something about that city on Geary Street over the theatre district.  We were about 10 stories up.  It was nighttime, and there were big bay windows in the room with wide ledges in front of them.  There was a premiere going on in a theatre across the street, and there were spotlights strafing the hotel windows.  We had sex on the ledge while this was going on, with the curtains wide open, but with the lights off in the room.  After we had been going at it for a while, she told me to wait a second, and she left the ledge, turned all the lights on in the room, got a couple of Mardi Gras-style eye masks we had purchased at a store that day (she had something like this in mind the whole time, evidently), and came back to me.  We put the masks on, and started going at it again, with me penetrating her from behind and her bent at 45 degrees, and the lights in the room illuminating what we were doing to everyone.  After she had a couple of orgasms from enjoying the scene so much and playing with herself while I was penetrating her, she stopped and turned around, got on her knees and started sucking me.  She told me to open one of the big bay windows, which opened to the left and exposed us to the night air and the SF wind blowing.  It was December, and it was a windy night, and stuff was blowing all over the room, but she never missed a beat.  We could hear some cheers from the people on the street below, and she was loving it.  She had never sucked me with such intensity, and I was getting ready to come when she started jacking me off and told me to point out the window.  We had not had sex for a week beforehand, and when I came, I shot outward a good six or seven feet, into the San Francisco night and onto the street below, before she took me back into her mouth and lovingly brought me back down.  As we were showering afterwards, we wondered if the phone ringing was the front desk calling, but we never found out.

Okay...that wasn't exactly a "blowjob" proper, so how about this one.

I was 18 and in the Army, stationed at Ft. Harrison in Indianapolis.  My best friend Brian and I used to double date with a girl who was 18, Kristi (his girlfriend), and her younger sister Caroline, who had just turned 17, and was a virgin (although she let me play with her pussy with my fingers).  I got along really well with Kristi as well, and she had told me that if things didn't work out with Caroline and I, that she wanted to do Brian and I together once, as she liked me too, and my buddy was cool with it.  One night we were driving across town on 38th Street back to the apartment I shared with Brian, and Caroline and I were fooling around in the back seat, basically masturbating each other, with my buddy and Kristi in the front seat (68 T-bird had those full length seats).  I wanted to fuck Caroline so bad (her pussy would get so wet she had to walk with a coat over her lap), but she said she couldn't have sex with me yet (and she never did go all the way).  I was deflated, but she said that she wanted to try something when we got home.  We all went to the apartment and drank some beers and smoked some weed, and I was getting fired up again, when Caroline started squeezing my cock in my jeans.  I looked at her, because she had usually tried to hide our playing around in front of her sister, but she said that she had talked to Kristi about it, and that I should just relax and enjoy it.  By this time, my jeans were getting moist and I was rock hard from the teasing earlier, and she told me to stand up, unzipped my pants and pulled my cock out.  She stroked it in her hand for a while, and then asked Kristi if she was ready (while Brian just was watching with a shit eating grin a mile wide).  Before I knew it, Kristi, my best friends girlfriend, was on her knees in front of me sucking my cock like a porn star (I had always envied Brian for the noises Kristi made).  I looked at Caroline and she said that she had asked Kristi to teach her how to suck cock so she could take care of me without having intercourse, as she wanted to save her virginity.  Kristi went at it for a while, sucking and slurping and moaning, and I would have been happy with just her, believe me.  However, Kristi took me out of her mouth and asked Caroline if she had been paying attention, and the Caroline proceeded to begin her first blowjob, with her sister egging her on.  Caroline was a natural, and was cuter than her sister, and I thought I had died and gone to heaven.  They eventually started doing tag team, me going back and forth between their mouths, and my buddy eventually came over and joined us, with Kristi focusing on him and Caroline focusing on me.  I was getting ready to come, and told Caroline so, and she got Kristi back over there for her "final exam".  Kristi sucked me off like a fucking porno queen, taking me out of her mouth as I started coming so Caroline could see, and pointing my cock towards her mouth.  I shot right into Kristi's waiting mouth, and by the 5th shot she was using her tongue and lips to coax it out of me and into her mouth.  Caroline just was beaming, she was loving it so much, and she took me out of Kristi's hand and sucked and licked me until I was flaccid, then told Kristi to give her my come, which she dropped right into her mouth, before Caroline swallowed it down.  It was just like a scene out of a porno movie, and I couldn't beleive it.  Everyone was happy...except Brian...but then Kristi took Brian into their room and fucked his brains out, and Caroline was so excited she took me to my bed, stripped naked, had me lick her pussy until she had her first orgasm, and then demanded that she test out her newfound cocksucking skills for the rest of the night.  She sucked my cock and made me come six more times that night, and I have never ever forgotten the thrill she got every time I shot into her mouth.  It was like manna from heaven to her.  Alas, I got reassigned within about three months, and Caroline went to college in another state, and we lost touch, but somewhere some guy is one fucking happy camper, that is for sure.

Okay...you decide.







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It makes me almost want to wish the Spring and Summer away.

Sing it Frankie..."Autumn in NY....

Cheers!

There's no question that RedHead is one of the absolute, beyond belief, off-the-charts best oral artists on the face of the earth, but I respectfully have to say -- without detracting from Red's not inconsiderable talents -- that Netmichelle is the best.  

He, he....who wants to sign up for the lick-off at the Mall of America on May 26?

I'm sorry...wrong thread...that's my most memorable case of blue balls.

Cheers!

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At a hotel overlooking N Michigan I had met up with a hot little lady. After we did our thing indoors and she mentioned that she had a long day with travel and if I'd like to have dinner with her. After some yummy food, great wine and many laughs she was feeling a thousand times better. She suggested that we check out the hotel pool on the top of the hotel, it was outdoors about 30 stories up and overlooked the Magnificent Mile.

Some more wine led to DFK, which led to me standing up against the wall with a million dollar view of N Michigan Ave while she was on her on her knees working her magic. Both of us were poolside, butt naked, with soft wind blowing upon us on a cool summer eve. Knowing we could get busted at any minute by another hotel guest made it 10times more passionate.

After she hungrily devoured round 1 without spilling a drop, we proceeded to go like jackrabbits in every concievable position (on lounge chairs, bent over the wall, on cocktail tables...you name it we did it.  We finished round two in a 69 position, my lying on a lounge chair and her straddling me with her feet on the ground and face buried in my lap. Another bbbjtcnqns performance without spilling a drop.

Just being naked on a warm summer night by the pool (in a semi public place mind you) with a cool breeze running over you made this a night I'll never forget. Literally one of the most memorable times with a provider I've ever had.

Once in awhile I'll smoke weed with a boyfriend--it always makes me incredibly horny.

So, I decided to try it with a client and wow!

I was kneeling on the floor in front of him, vigorously giving him a powerful BBBJTC/CIM that seemed to go on forever, with me deep-throating him the whole time. He had his hands on my head helping me go back and forth.

It was such an explosive finish that afterwards he collapsed backwards onto the bed, and I fell back on the carpet--both of us gasping and unable to speak for several minutes.

He said it was the most incredible BJ of his life--and yes, it was my best performance ever.

I'd say its time to raise the bar sexxygirl....


BTW...any hints on who you are... and "where your from, you sexxygirl"?...Don't mind me...just remembering that song by hot chocolate.

Cheers!

Assuming the same physical performance from Roseanne Barr and Nicole Kidman, which do you prefer to remember?

Shasta (eom)

but its hard to say.  I'd have to say its a tie between Misty Darling and Andrea/Jett.  Interestingly neither of which I wrote a review for but they rocked my world! Other great BBBJ experiences with Bailey McCoy, Charis, Shayla, Gina Robbins, and Elizabeth from PC.  Thank God for you wonderful ladies!!!
P.S. There was an extremely memorable experience in the vip room at a strip club last year...BBBJ for about 15 minutes and I came all over myself.  Just getting away with it made it really exciting!  Don't bother asking for details, its my little secret.  Besides, I've been going to strip clubs for 20 years and it only happened to me with that girl so I think she was just into me (yeah right).

Mine most memorible one was with a girlfriend about 4 years ago.

We were unable to get out to someplace private, she wanted Ice cream so we stopped at a Dairy Queen in a shopping Center  In Sprinfield VA.  Busy place and it was dark.  After she finished her cone she said in spanish I want you and unzippered me. Keep in mind we were closest row to te Sidewalk.  I figured she only wanted fo fondle me and it took me by surprise when she dipped down and started a real enthusiastic BBBJ right there with people walking by outside. Being as I was horny as hell before and her technigue beign prety good and totaly not expecting it I did not last long, she never stopped, never spilled a drop.  Amm she said was mmmmmmmmmmmm.   please lets find a place more private than this (in spanish), I have to say women from Cali, Columbia are incredible.

I miss her.

My ATF and one other are a very close #2  hard deciding which was better, but have to leave those deails out.

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Hey, when my wife isn't on one of her rages she is quite good in bed.  Unfortunately she spends about a week a month on a rage and about 1-1.5 weeks additionally just being a bitch.  The 1-1.5 weeks left are actually quite nice.

I hobby because the love of my life decided she would rather ................well I better not get started.

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Read my post down a bit lower.  I had a civilian beat the best I have had from a pro.  And I have had some damn good ones.

Who is this BIG RED..... I wonder if I have seen her.


Never mind she is from Twin Cities, I know I havent.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm you know I need one like that right now.......

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm you know I need one like that right now.......

Non quitter, Non stop, basicly she swallows keeps going does not run out to spit gargle and brush her teeth like you dumped a load of toxic waste in her mouth.

Cherish the lady who likes this they are rare.

Bebedoll in chicago could be the best.
She can suck the chrome off the bumper,
and loves it. And she is great at 69.


Ginger, also in chicago, is quite good.

My MMBJ was from an older, well-reviewed provider in my area.  As with some others posters I saw, it was my first BBBJTCIM.  I went there, she is a great kisser and she always has me fully hard before she even unzips my pants.  So she's on her knees unzipping my pants and pulls me out and starts truly worshipping it.  Before you know it its in her mouth.  She moans and lets you feel the vibration of the sound through her lips.  Then its on to the bed for more sucking.  Well not to get into a long drawn out story here, but she really likes what she does and plays, works it and teases it until she brings me to some of the most intense climaxes I've ever had.  I'll never believe that sex in a relationship is automatically more intense than sex outside of a relationship.  She curls my fingers and my toes.  I haven't found anyone that could beat her oral skills yet.

One of the most amazing, sensual experiences of my life!!!!  It has something to do with elevators and vending machines....(read my review if you want to hear the whole thing).

What did George Carlin say that you will never hear from a man, "stop sucking my *&%$ immediately."

Mine was from a provider in Toronto.  I was staying in a nice hotel overlooking the Sky Dome.  Great view looking outside as well as below.  I was planning on a nice relaxing start to the festivities.  She noticed my pack of smokes, lit one and put it in my mouth before putting Mr Johnson in hers.  DT action had me losing it before the smoke was finished.  Good thing to be in Canada where hockey is the national sport.  There were two more shots on goal before the time was up.

Sometimes it has been known to be helpful. I am just putting it out there on that nice, lush green, vibrant-fragrant- and-oh-so-virgin Virginia grass of yours. (It looks so sexxxy.) No need to spell check my ass, its "bad to the bone." And checked all over with red marks already.

Oh I know Lesley. Spent two whole days with me working on her oral skills back in January. In fact, she recently told me about elevator episode as we entered one and I had thoughts of stopping it between floors. Should also mention her asian skills, coupled with DT, made for an experience I doubt I'll ever have again. I passed on the final act...she tried to say thanks for a great two days by unzipping me while I was driving her to airport. Didn't want to wreck a brand new car and explain it to SO. Besides, I had nothing left in me.

yes but it doesn't let you delete a message when a computer glitch has you post it twice.

Shame I will never find out.  There is absolutely nothing like a incredible BBBJTCCIMNQNS  from a woman whe really loves it and is good at it.

It never fails put put me on cloud nine.

Every person who gives a BJ is different.  And most are good, A few are memorible.

I have had a few memorible ones.

I get some very good ones every night.

Bad ones are mostly a thing of the past.

I never critisize a woman who enjoys to give one......... Because recieving a BJ from a woman who truely wants to give one is always a good experience.