Well, boys 'n girls... I'm no longer a virgin! (what?!) Well, I'm still a Virgo, but not a virgin. The other night, I fisted a dude up the yahoo - my first time ever, his second. Wow is all I can say. Anyone else ever have this done to him or her?

So, what happened? He came over to visit me. I always offer to go "up the bum" cuz most guys don't get an opportunity to explore this highly erogeneous zone, plus it's a healing pathway to the chakras and prostate. But I don't really do it for that, I just do it cuz it feels good! Gives the guy an experience sorta like what it feels to be a woman: you get penetrated and released at the same time. I'm told I'm rather skilled at it... pride myself on it, in fact!

Anyway, this gentleman wanted to get as kinky as we could. So, we started with one finger (up the bum; covered, BTW), then two, then three, well, let's just squeeze in the pinky. Now I've got my hand, up to my knuckles, where the sun don't shine. And he suggests I slip my thumb in (which was kinda hangin' up like a rudder!). More lub. Squeezed those lil phalanges together, and slowly but surely, roto rootered into the opening that opened for moi! It was like: pop! I kept thinking of a vet goin' up a horse's ass! Was afraid my glove wasn't long enough, but it served well enough. (And, just to appease all those run-away imaginations of yours.. he was clean, not a bit of brownie... but I've dealt with brownie before. Hey, I've got kleenex, tp and hot rags to be handed out...) Anyway, when I'm 90, if I can remember this experience... it'll be quite a thang to look back and see what I did in my earlier years! Huh? How many grannies can look back with fond remembrances on... well, a variety of things! xo Faye Desiree

That sounds impressive!  Alisha Class eat your heart out!  Your dude can take it up there too!

I loved your comment on how you look forward to being an old granny and having all these wild experiences in your life.  I was telling a fellow a few nights ago that same thing.  I look forward to sitting in my old folk home telling stories all day long.  Wouldn't it be funny if we ended up in the same old folk home?  You would have me beat with that story!  Fist anyone?  When is my turn?

Faye, I sure hope you have small hands!   Frankly, I'm suprised it's even possible to do that to someone without injury. He must do this more than occasionally to be able to handle it.  This goes WAY beyond prostate massage.  I'd be careful what I left laying around the house next time.  You wouldn't want to have to explain in the ER how the cord came off the lava lamp and it got stuck.

BTW, I grew up in horse country back east and I remember seeing a vet up to the shoulder once doing what looked like the backstroke, so you're still just a guppy.

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I have a damned .wav file of the news anchor reading it!
What a crack up (npi)!

LM

I'm not ready for that one!  But I know where to go if I change my mind.  Leave it to you, Faye!

Finally, I can get to LA this coming week (Aug 13-20th)!  Maybe we can sit on the porch NOW and talk story!  Wanna get together for a photo shoot and chat?  Call me!  831/ 2525444  xo Faye Desiree