There is a definate market out there to guys who want to be dominated by someone like this.

For those prices, I'd take a chance on her if I was out there.

Ran across this - holy shiat!  I think she needs a new creative director for her marketing campaign.  Or maybe she just forgot to take her lithium this week.

So anyone gonna TOFTT?   Sorry, I'm busy this year.

whole thing.

Gone with the wind was shorter than that.

I do like the 70, 100 and 130 minute sessions. She's is definitely a thinker.

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I LOVE IT!

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QUESTION: “Can you put on some high heels, a garter belt, blah, blah, blah?”
ANSWER: Dude, I’m not your Thanksgivings Day turkey so no you cannot “dress” me any which way you want. I do wear very sexy lingerie but really what is the big deal when most of it is going to come off anyway and you’ll be face down for most of it?

...but I wished she lived closer.

Reading some of the poor spelling, and bad syntax that routinely shows up on Backpage and other erotic sites is enough to drive me insane. The woman in the ad comes off as intelligent and thoughtful. The question sequence? With her size, I am sure that she get asked those questions. Why not cover them up front? If I were into what she offered, I would have no problem at all using her. She seem to understand a little about body rub and massage. Sex of any kind with her would be off the table, she is far from my type.

She seems to understand massage and appears to be a person that I can strike up a conversation with. I would have no issue using her for a strict erotic massage if I was into that. Her looks are way off from what I prefer, so if she kept her clothes on, I would not be bothered.

What kind of domination are you looking for? To me, this reads like a cheap rub-n-tug ho that's tired of dealing with all the bullshit that comes at her pricepoint.

I think she needs a vacation.

xoxo

Nor mine.  Put I'm sure she has a client set for whom she's just what they're looking for.

I've seen much scarier ads than that.

she does not speak in "provider tense" and there is no BS. frankly the "i'll treat you like a king and indulge any fantasy you want" has it's niche. this Diva has hers. it's good there are different services available for folks with different tastes.

i do prefer a more moderate and balanced approach to clarity and lack of BS, mind you.....

... but this is sooo diametrically opposed to what I'm looking for, it never crossed my mind that someone would call her after a rant like that.  So apologies to those who found it attractive.

Actually, it reminded me instantly of this internet classic: (link below), which is the main reason I posted it.  I wonder if that guy ever got rid of his cinder blocks?




-- Modified on 9/19/2010 8:05:54 PM

If so... then "For A Limited Time" would apply too!

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My sides hurt

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P.S. I think I would get along just fine with her!

Oh yes, that was my favorite part! I think her post is hilarious, but she could have done without comparing herself to a seafood chain restaurant. I'm sorry, but if you think Red Lobster is fancy, then you haven't been out much.

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You my friend, are an absolute and total fucking freak. roflmfao

You would willingly go where most of us would be terrified and disgusted by even visualizing a "session" with "that woman" lmao

Yes, this is one of the threads I guess. I prefer to take the route of laying everything out for my potential clients so that we have no misunderstanding of what to expect if we meet. I have plenty of clients that know what I am talking about. I don't have the time or patience for the games that some men like to play, and I'm not having it! If that means that I didn't take my meds then send me an ambulance for the crazy house! I don't have a bad attitude, I just believe in keeping it real or keep it moving.