You're gonna find that out not soon enough!

Drop your c---s and grab your socks!

Recent research has me in a quandry! Now this is sensitive information and could lead to disgruntled responses. I'll try not to be gender biased but i'm a man(some would argue).

Men:

    Do we suffer the 'psuedo-psychiatry' effect? That means as we are constantly told by providers that we are handsome, well-endowed(ok, it cant be just me right?), gentlemanly, well mannered, great in the hay etc....do we actually fall prey to believing it? When we run across a provider who tells us like it is, literbike and MacDaddy come to mind, do we extend are plummage(spelling priapus?)and demand that we be treated as the royalty that so many others have in the past? Do we gat bamboozeled into believing we're something else?

If so, get the hell over yourself!!!

Ladies:

    Men are emailing you, calling you, texting you every day making comment on what they would like to buy for you, do to you, spend time with you etc.... You are barraged with 'Damn Girls'. Men tell you that they love you, want to see only you, give you lavish gifts etc..... Do you think that life will always be this way? That men should always PAY hommage to you? That you are above some mens grasp? That they(men) will play by your rules or ELSE?

If so, Get the hell over yourselves.!!!


Has this Hobby left us with some ill side effects that carry over into our civilian lives. I've run into some folks who really think their doo-doo doesn't stink. Let me assure you EVEYBODY'S DOO-DOO STINKS!

Face it; we all can't look like mrfisher and have the sexual midas touch that MP has? lmao


Dr Spock moment over

Now MP67 on the other hand - there's a hunk of man I wouldn't mind looking like.

Fortunately I own a mirror and look at myself every morning when I shave.  That alone keeps my sense of reality in check.

It's been a while since I got any calls from Central Casting looking for a Brad Pitt look alike.

Usually out of bed by 3:30 on weekdays 6 on weekends.

I don't know Mr Fisher I have heard tales of your prowess and wisdom; women swooning and screaming your name.

I too know my time has pasted and despite providers or civies alike making encouraging remarks I know my doo doo stinks.

As far as Mike being a hunk; lets' say "a legend in ones own mind" is not the same.

Kind words though Mr. Fisher.

it's called "Delusions of adequacy"-------I hope
hobbyists/providers don't fall victim to it----LOL !

Do I see evidence of "man crushes" on this thread?!------brrrrrr !

Lastly, OSP, check out my reply to your latest
post on P&R.

Pri out------

It was called a flat top; think Johnny Unitas if any of you recall him.

I think he led me to finally conclude that the angle of the dangle was proportional to the heat of the meat.

8o)

Delusional disorder, and delusions of grandeur in relationship to Bipolar and Narcissistic Personality Disorders, yes! And, I've witnesses several episodes of manic episodes by some posters here, along with the latter disorder. Present company not included of course

But we ALL know you're a hell of a lot more dangerous than I could EVER be!

But you're right. mrfisher is the shit! You'll see. He reminds me of my high school math teacher. Very studious looking. But make no mistake, his mind is sharp as a tack, wittier than fuck, and he's a fucking FREAK when it comes to the ladies!

In my opinion, the hobby is somewhat of a confidence builder on both sides. Men get the undivided attention of a beautiful, smart woman. Providers gain experience in running their own business. In some of the silly women's magazines I've read, people are more attracted, socially and professionally, with those who have more self-confidence than others. As long as no one is getting all high and mighty, I think the hobby can to some degree improve how you feel about yourself and, therefore, make the everyday hustle and grind a little better to deal with. I think it was Einstein who said something along the lines of "The smartest man alive is the one who understands that he doesn't know everything."

And just FYI, the only things that come out of my ass are rainbows, sunshine, and everything lovely.