Well here are a few that I've gotten over the past couple of years.
1. Is this the colored girl with the big chest? I thought you were Black. You don't sound Black. ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU ARE BLACK?
(hahahahahaha I usually say, most defintely)
(LIKE ALL BLACK WOMEN SPEAK IN EBONICS..not)
2. I clearly have my pictures on my website. I clearly advertise in magazines, adult papers, and I always post my website in text ads and when they ask me what do I look like I say clearly I'm African American, BUSTY, 50ppp Natural and I swear this idiot came to my incall when I was in Santa Clarita it was my 2nd week in Los Angeles,CA and he said, "Oh I don't do black girls." I was like then why did you aggree to come by. He said, "Truthfully now that you mention it all I heard was how much it cost and the breast size." That was very stupid.
3. How big are your breasts again?
4. Do you have to have a lot of lotion to keep breasts smooth? Should I bring lotion to the meeting?
5. Do you like white men? (duh of course)
6. Have you ever been with a white guy? (if I am out with my friends I always say NO. They always laugh. I can't believe anyone would ask a sista in Los Angeles, that question. of course I've been with a white guy. But like the one dude is going to make me forget everyone and just be with him. Like I've lived 30 years and finally one white dude asked me out. I try to play along with it..Its' hilarious but hey ask a dumb question you deserve whatever you get. hahahahha (laugh it was meant to be funny)
7. Which celebrity do you look like? I usually say uh Queen Latifah. then they say, "Who's that?" (see my point...is why ask if you don't know most of the celebrities... hahahahh.
8. I had this one guy ask me to kiss him. He had like toothpaste or some crap on his lips. I was like not until you go and wash your hands. I was like thinking so that I didn't CRUSH his ego well there is toothpaste and breath mints in the restroom so maybe if he goes and washes his hands he will see that he has some powdered donuts or milk some CRAP dried up toothpaste on the outside of his mouth. Heck maybe he was foaming at the mouth WHO knows. Guess what he said, "Oh my hands are clean." I said, "Well you know I'm going to go wash my hands right now I have this nice new soap from Bath Bodyworks let me show it to you." he said, "Really I'm fine. You go ahead." Can I have a kiss now? I said, "You've got something on your face/mouth I don't know what?????? it is. Then he was all feeling like a idiot. ( I hope he's not reading it but it could be anyman USA or UK so I'm sure this happens a gazillion times. Then when he comes back from restroom he said, "Well why didn't you tell me I had dried up toothpaste on my mouth?" I answered saying, "I did." Then he kept asking me, "Do I have anything on my face?" OMG it was hilarious.
9. Okay a client came to see me he was from Chicago. In a rental car with navigation system. I said, "You are like 15 mins away, Would you like directions here from 405 Freeway?" he said, "Oh no. Just give me the address and my navigation system will tell me how to get there." I said, "Kool." He called me like 5 minutes before appt saying he would be late. then 10 minutes after he said, "now are you sure this is the right address? I said, "Sugar I am here right now. What address did you write down? He told me I said, 'Yes that is correct. he said, "Well my navigation system said that street is up this way." I said, Well did you pass LaCienega and he said oh yeah like 10 minutes ago. I asked him what buildings were around him. He told me and I told him he was headed the wrong way. So then I told him if he didn't believe me to call the hotel and he did. And they aggreed that they had the correct address and told him the same thing as me on how to get BACK to the actual location. It should have only taken him 15 minutes tops to get there. He probably punched it in wrong. BUt some people won't listen to us girls about directions. I give the address and when they get lost its not my fault.
10. Can we stand by the window? NO!!!
11. Can we turn off the radio or TV??? No I don't like dead silence just in case someone is trying to frame me or listen in.
12. Are your tits real? Yes of course if they were fake they wouldn't sag they would be like basketballs that don't move when I take off my bra.
13. Did ya mamma have big tits? (No she didn't and the guys NEVER believe me.)
14. Are there anymore women in your family with big boobs like you? If I say no they never believe me. So I figured I would just lie.
15. Do you know you have some big boobs? *No I just found that out today.
16. How come you don't ever want to get married?
Why is that important???
17. Okay this is really played out. Like really hunky beefy guys who have NO money will call up and say, "WEll I'm a model or I'm a athlete and I was just wondering if you would like to be friends?" They act like we entertainers don't meet hot looking clients who make appropriate donations and it is all good!
18. This one guy brought me a gift and it was a sack of stuff. Novelties, Victorias Secrets lotion, soap, and some of that massage lotion that heats up. I thought that was so nice. But then halfway through the session. He opened the massage oil and he said, "Well I started not to buy this because I was thinking you might use this on one of your other customers.
hahahahahahahahahahahah I was like "Why do men think like that. Now he brought me some gifts for my birthday and I was all happy and then he said somethign like that. When He was leaving I gave him the massage oil back. He put it in his jacket pocket too. I mean like I'm wearing the lotion right now. I think in the back of his mind he was thinking why did I buy her anything??? All this crap she's going to wear for some other man. Well I told him that when we are together he should only focus on that. He knows that I see other people. I don't understand why clients get so clingy especially when they are married and SEE most all the girls on this board.
anyway I could list funny stuff like this all day long. I need my own tv show.
I can't wait to read some other girls posts and the clients as well. hahahha so far I've been cracking up.
have a mammary-able day
(i love the fans. without the fans i am nothing)
Ms.Titty aka SexyShar
The session was $1000, so she said that she expected her son to wash her car for her a few hundered times over the summer(as his payment back to her)....lol! 
