Manatee in a fishing net !!!!! DUDE !!!! Thank you for a much needed laugh ! Too damn funny !!!!  Sounds like some of the strip clubs around the bases or even just driving in the West end of Atlanta !!!!!!!!!!

You are also exagerating a bit. Haven't  come across any photos, you are speaking off.

Browsing for new pussy today, I came across a few ads that were horrible. One of them actually made me gag.

What's up the soapy pics, the ones where providers are lathered up with water running? Trying to hide something? Pretty gross if you ask me.

Then there are the rose petals. WFT? I hope they are fake because they have aphids crawling around on them.

How about the fishnet stockings. My god, please buy fishnet lingerie that fits. Don't buy size 2 when you are size 10. I saw one on a website today that looked like a manatee caught in a fishing net.

Come on. Be easy on the eyes

" I saw one on a website today that looked like a manatee caught in a fishing net."

LMFAO!! I catch all my dates in nets lol

picture of her butt hole and had a fairly large Hemorrhoid lmao

You can't possibly be lungman, or your move has done you good, you almost sound like you have a pair.

and if they could only be size tens.  As every moderator who has ever had to approve ad posts knows, it's the size 2o somethings that truly test a mans ability to keep his lunch down. lol

A box of rocks are smarter than my brother. lol

and it looks like this "new" lungman can take a joke as well. I am impressed. lol

My gripe is with the poorly lit photos that don't tell me anything, or conversely the ones that are washed out by the flash you use bouncing off the mirror you are shooting yourself against.

Gals:  Don't cheap out on the photos.  They are literally your first impression in many cases and you don't get a second chance to make a first impression.

Find a good professional photog who has done escort or at least model photos before.  It will be worth every dollar you spend on it.

My brother must feel overwhelmed at your generosity,

I'll be sure to pass the message along to him once he figures out where the power button is on his computer. lol

From everything I have seen, maturity is definitely overrated, and I want nothing to do with it.

When each leg has its own muffin top, it's not a pretty sight.  (unless of course you are into that sort of thing)

Remember there are many types out there and what turns you off may turn someone else on. If the ads are truly not working the ladies will try something else but if they work for the type of client she wants then she is probably not in the least worried about what you think of them.

your partly wrong, who wants to look at a size ten in size 2, fishnet stockings???
i agree with op.
some of the ladies that advertise, it like WTF, your an escort??? ( they would have to pay me!!!)
sorry, but it's the truth!!
even ugly fucks like me wouldn't want to partake!!!

Maybe someone can post it.  It has the provider taking the obligatory cell-phone picture of herself trying to look alluring in her bathroom.  Unfortunately, the picture captured the toilet bowl in the background, with a big turd floating in it!  LMFAO

i moved??
that must be going around?
i got a pm yesterday that asked the same question.
i am moving to Rhode Island of all places???  ( work-related ) a 13 wk medical assignment.
didn't get the vegas assignment!!! ( bummer )
if ya know of any ladies with nice "Lungs", in RI, let me know!!


ps,,u are smarter than than your brother!!  lol

u lyin fuck,,,no way??  LMFAO.

OMG,,i'm at work trying to save lives and i can't do it until i wipe the tears away!!! (can't stop laughing)
i would say this a pretty good post, can't wait to hear more!!!

Please keep in mind...
That ain't sayin' much!  LOL!

That made me think of this list, some are pretty awful but some are really funny.

Wow!!!  ya got to b kidding me!!

btw, kyra, your gorgeous!!!
1st time i've seen u!!

at least as smart as a bag of hammers.  But perhaps I was too generous.  lol

The zits on my face are getting worse, i'm getting pubic hair, my voice is getting deeper, shit, i think i'm growing up!!!!    lol!!

Why thank you!  This is the biggest compliment I have received since Mikey last told me to go fuck myself!
FYATWYRIO !  *

*new acronym for Fuck You And The Whore You Rode In On.

...is that there are actually many guys who *prefer* non-pro or candid shots.  they believe that professional pictures are inherently dishonest.  of course, the aim of professional photography is to showcase its subject in their best light.  and of course, the aim of marketing a good or a service is to highlight your positive attributes and thus attract people or entities who are in need or desire of those goods & services -- including escorts and obviously photographers; so of course photographers want their photos to look as perfect as possible, so that potential clients will see their work and say "wow -- i'm going to THAT person for my next photoshoot!"  it's a bit of a pickle.  any time i see a new photographer (somewhat rarely), i seriously have to give them a big speech about NOT photoshopping me into misty oblivion.  pictures are a useful tool, and i love to show my body off despite what some may regard as its flaws, but my primary goal is to entice gentleman callers with my caring soul and genuine nature (my impeccable skills don't hurt, either).

it's extremely difficult to find a professional photographer who will let me take my raw shots away from the shoot, which really stinks, imo.  that way, you could get the kind of composition and lighting only a skilled professional photographer can perfect, without any of the photoshop.  i found one professional photographer who made a one-time exception for me and gave me my raw shots, and scott church automatically includes the raw shots on the disc of photos he gives you, but this is exceedingly rare among professional photographers.

BTW, yes, i know i owe you an e-mail, my darling mister fisher... you wrote to me while i was on vacation. i'll get on that now!

Wait. Does lunchtime today count considering this post was up before that?

I'm guessing the move, your latest review, and the fact your occupation makes more sense living and working in a desert environment, that you finally came to the darkside.

Good for you, brother!

i didn't move, just the real me coming out!!! lol
honestly, im still in the buckeye state !
the vegas job fell thru!!
got a chance to work in Rhode Island,(starting in July) not vegas, but at $4000.00/mo plus free housing, it could be worse!!! lol
                                                                                                                             peace!

Your photos are very well done Katie.
The one of you in the miniskirt, with the multi colored tights! (your standing outside ).  Pretty and Sexy both!

I agree that is dishonest.

But I don't recall anyone holding good lighting and well posed photos against a gal.

I love your photos Butterflydust.

How about last night, motherfucker?

Meh that makes too much sense lol. Besides I thought the type we all want are men who aren't douchey, dangerous or crazy with a working penis and enough money & personality to hang around for a while.