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Re: YOUR ONE SICK F&^%$
lungman 10 Reviews 336 reads
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Hey, even though I'm a dung beetle.....I can't even stand my own shit!!
I was just asking a question. If the price were right, would a hooker allow this!!

Ladies, for the right amount of cash, would you allow a client to do this??  ( I'm sure you get a FEW weird clients and requests ) Please share some of the requests.

The Grapevine....

Grow a large patch of hair around your butt and take a bunch of laxatives, then dump for a week but don't wipe. This will leave your anus with a nice patch of dingle berries. When you're doing her from behind, pull them off and feed them to her like grapes

Don't wipe?  Sounds, like you may have an infection that needs to get checked out. ASAP

I have no problem shitting on you & get paid more, than most providers do to suck & fuck

Dungy's making a late run for the SPOTY!  And with a dung-related troll post, too!  Impressive.

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Hey, even though I'm a dung beetle.....I can't even stand my own shit!!
I was just asking a question. If the price were right, would a hooker allow this!!

Udo322 reads

Sounds like a guy wanting to entirely humiliate a woman.
Literally, make her eat your shit since you are giving her dime and she is now your pig or slave.

Posted By: lungman
Ladies, for the right amount of cash, would you allow a client to do this??  ( I'm sure you get a FEW weird clients and requests ) Please share some of the requests.  
   
 The Grapevine....  
   
 Grow a large patch of hair around your butt and take a bunch of laxatives, then dump for a week but don't wipe. This will leave your anus with a nice patch of dingle berries. When you're doing her from behind, pull them off and feed them to her like grapes.  
 

Sounds like something you might try!!

Are you seeing Bigfoot?
What kind of beast could grow that much hair there?
I keep thinking you are banging the Abominable Snowman from looney tunes..
You know? The one that was in love with Bugs Bunny?
He called him George.

I thought I had issues..
Thanks!
It makes me feel better about myself knowing there are people out there who are completely fucked up

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