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InLustOfBigBust 879 reads
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There we go, I knew someone would break the ice.  Awesome!!! ;)

WymenLover2091 reads

"I love your poise  
Of perfect thighs  
When they hold me in paradise . . .

I love the rose  
Your garden grows  
Love seashell pink  
That over it glows

I love to suck  
Your breath away  
I love to cling —  
There long to stay."

Click on link below to find out who wrote this in 1912.

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...to one of his many mistresses will go on display July 29, after being sealed under court order for the last 50 years.

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DT_lover895 reads

There once was a girl tall and slender  
 An exemplar of the female gender  
 I walked into her room  
 Felt the warmth of her womb  
 And her mouth whirled my balls like a blender

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inicky46910 reads

There once was a man from Belgrade,
kept a dead prostitute in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit, she stinks quite a bit.
But think of the money I save."
(Now cue up Rod, accusing me of necrophilia and murder, LMAO!)

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Check this poetic review out

-- Modified on 7/9/2014 9:23:12 PM

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CoffeeBreak865 reads

fuckin' YES!!!

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WickedBrut1055 reads

Lyrics like:

"...Oh, they called her Peg
And I wondered why
Till I came home
With a splinter in m' thigh..."

-- "Untitled Shanty"
- anon

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InLustOfBigBust1001 reads

The word "Nantucket" hasn't appeared.........

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inicky46992 reads

The once was a man from Nantucket,
who dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

My ex once gave me a copy of "Moby Dick" inscribed
"To the real man from Nantucket."

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InLustOfBigBust880 reads

There we go, I knew someone would break the ice.  Awesome!!! ;)

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impposter969 reads

There once was a girl from Nantucket
who crossed the sea in a bucket
and when she got there
they asked for the fare
so she pulled up her dress and said fuck it

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impposter963 reads

There once was a girl from Des Moines
Whose cunt could accommodate coins.
A man from Hoboken,
He slipped in a token,  
And now she rides free on the ferry.

 

 
(That was before NYC MTA tokens were eliminated in 2003.  Now, the man from Hoboken has to slip in a Metro Card.)

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