A New Obama Support Tactic

Well, guys (and ladies) I have one to tell you a true story. When I recently visited one of my ATFs, after the foreplay and anticipation, she casually told me that I wanted to f..., I had to promise to vote for Obama. I asked if she were kidding, but she said no. OK, I say to myself, maybe she is, maybe she isn't. So, after a few moments thought I did what I felt any red blooded conservative Repubican would do. I put my arms around her, pulled her close to me and said you've got a deal. However, I did have my fingers crossed behind her back. I figured, what the Hell! After all, no matter who wins in November, I'm probably going to get screwed tax-wise down the line, so I might as well get a real screwing now. So did I do wrong? Should I have been a man of principle? Tell me!