Didn't realize I had the pleasure, or the displeasure to some fuck-heads, that I had been here for 11 years. Met a lot of fucking great people along the way. Had carnal knowledge with some. Most gone. Brothers still here. mrfisher. Jake from state farm. gagambler. The thing is, I got lost. I dated a few providers for a while that twisted my already fucking twisted mind. Then of course, I  fucking strayed cuz I'm something of a fucking whore myself.  

I still keep in contact with certain people and we get together. Going to Massachusetts and New York are regular trips for me. My hosts treat me like a prince and I have had the pleasure of seeing some wonderful ladies in the process.

But enough of that. It's come to my fucking attention that some of you fucking fucktards are fucked up and some-fucking -one needs to fucking school you fuckers as to fucking fuck.  

Fucking gambler doesn't have all the fucking time in the fucking world to school your fucking asses. I'm here to fucking help in this fucking matter.  

And before some of you fucking dick-less fucks give me fucking shit for my fucking language, well, go fuck yourselves. Take your over-fucking-sensitive selves back home to your fat-fucking-wives and your fucking pathetic lives and leave the fucking life to people that fucking know WTF!  

You fucking dig, motherfucker?!...  

Still crazy after all of these fucking years.  

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Ouch! Water! Water! You set my ears ablaze! Help!  
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Would you please fucking tone down your language?

Also, you've really pissed off LilMamasan by leaving her off your short list. LMAO!

Remember to say "Oh God, oh God..."

Welcome back fucker 😚
XOXO  
TL

You fucking fuck fuck fucker.

 
and don't think I didn't notice that drunk as you are, you fucking fuck, you still managed to write your posts in perfectly comprehensible English that even the likes of Conan, the Pedantic Putz, couldn't take issue with.

 
Nice to hear from you motherfucker.

Since moron and retard would be too charitable to apply to you.

When you post, it's more like "who the fuck is he?" so who's the moron/retard?

 
and just what kind of moron would think that he put the "tard" in fucktard when it's pretty fucking obvious he put the "fuck" in fucktard, you fucking maroon. lmao

So the fact that you don't know who the fuck I am when I post renders me a moron/retard?  Yeah, that's pretty intelligent.  

But I will admit to my failure to read the room.  Since I am a relatively new member, I didn't know Mikey was such a beloved figure and I would have stepped back had I known more about him than that one post.

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The more things change, the more things stay the same. 😂

I can't hardly continue this "fight" after this.

 
Mikey is kind of a "special case" around here, and although he has more faults than i could possibly begin to count, he is "one of ours" Call him a fuck all you want, you won't get a single objection, but do NOT call him a "tard" lol

A couple of years ago when this guy showed up out of the blue.  After getting verbally gang-banged here like a cheap slut, I realized I should have tried to look him up first.  It's okay to bash an organ grinder, but you shouldn't make fun of the monkey because everyone thinks he's cute. This schtick is the "monkey."

Miss you, brutha! Need to meet up again! GREAT fucking guy! Dig your wit and your style, my man!...

I didn't think she was that thenthetive? Maybe I should bake a pie and make peathe?  

Nah, he's just bored. I really believe he should put his money where his mouth is and meet us in Vegas. A handle of vodka like we do....

That's cuz you're a degenerate freak! You get me all polluted and make me do things I wouldn't ordinarily do! And I treasure each and every time I can remember!....

Most beautiful lady!  God I love you! How you been baby?!!!

I can understand the confusion. I was very vocal for a number of years, Mimesis2, before you came along. I actually started dating providers and among other things which the powers-that-be know very well that got me banned.  

But the thing is, in this crazy world, shit is shit, and when you think about it, sooner or later you come back around full circle.  

I won't do certain things, and they won't afford me the same.  

'Beloved'? I wouldn't say that. Some people dig my rhetoric. Some don't. The thing is, that's THEIR fucking problem and I don't give a fuck.  

When you pay my mortgage and my bills I'll listen. Until then shut your fucking mouth cuz I can give a fuck....

Can you dig?

Gambler, I think we should do some stupid fucking shit again..

WTF you think?

Dude. Like I said. I wanna check out where you live. There's a reason why so many people go there...!

Oops, did I say shit.🤣. ... just realized "shit" and "this" has the same letters.

LMFAO! I really should get on here more often like the old days! Here's the fucking deal. I sold tickets back in the day. I met a fucking lot of cool fucking people. The guys, we partied together. Went out of our way to spend vacations together. Some of these guys stayed at my house and I did the same at their's. Sometimes we met up in LV or Key West or NYC. Ladies, too. Had them come stay with me or stayed with them at their places. Had a fucking blast!

So, some fucking newbies come around and talk shit. It's cool. I was there once.  

But here's the deal. I've been banned more than I care to count. For some reason I get invited back. I'll leave that up to admin to decide....

In the meantime, in the immortal words of JakefromStateFarm, 'Go fuck yourself, and do it today'...

As long as I have brothers and sisters here that appreciate my,  occasional rant, laced with 'fuck you you fucking fuck' and the like, well, I guess you're fucking stuck with me....

Can you fucking dig? You can always turn the fucking channel if it doesn't fucking suit you....  

In retrospect some of this is really amuse. I start in escort long ago more than I would say. But I start escort in a different country. One of my first clients tell me of TER. I spend years working on my english and reading and following discussions long before I actually join or even get review. In my country TER really not a big deal.  

Over years I watch Gag go from being moderator to no more member moderators. I watch MP67 argue, get banned, come back, argue, get banned and come back yet again. I watch Scoed go through life changes and even more a few members posting, teaching, advising, arguing. I watch a few others sorry i leave out names that here for whatever seem forever.  

 
Reading the posts by MP67 was at one time as fun as going out my friends. Laugh, and then think the meaning of some posts. His late night my early day posts always funny. Tales of his dogs, and his desires so funny. Now seems funny to watch new members talk a crap to him only to find out he has been around long time, with many who support his unconventional biased yet at times brutally honest opinions.  

 
To those who never met him I say this. I have funny story about him I dont think he mind I tell. If he does, well then "fuck him" as he says.

 
My very first trip to US many years ago. I visit relatives in Las Vegas. I was just starting realize concept of TER. During my trip there was a meeting of providers in Las Vegas. Sort of a social yet also business type of meeting. They combine it either purpose or accident with a small meet greet. I was able to prove I was real and get an invite.  
I spoke little english that trip. And was lucky one very special provider now retired befriend me a little. I was invite to a dinner at that some of the providers would be go, and they had invite some better known guys. MP67 and i never meet, i stay a little bit quiet and shy and nobody really notice me. Of that though I can say this. What those of you see here in his post is direct reflection of what you see in real life. His volume, his manners , his language not one bit different. He was as good as pay a show ticket for entertainment. It was little impossible not to notice him and watch. At one point I thought he was close to get thrown out. But everyone a laughing, and even as strong his personality, he was never a rude to anyone that I saw.  

 
Always enjoy your posts MP. Miss drink my coffee and read them. But smile when i see them post once in a while.

 
Christine

That’s the sit and twist emoji, lol

You can sing a long ... WTF

I don't mind at all, Christinegfe. and thank you for this. I don't apologize for my behavior in the slightest bit. I've seen more fucking shit than most. Good and bad. Just two days ago I was at my father's funeral. mrfisher, Jake-from-state-farm, scoed, gagambler and a few others here know my relationship with him. I could go on but WTF difference does it make?  

The thing is, if I'm lucky, I get to meet people like you. People that are open minded and not too quick to judge because the other curses like a sailor or has in fact done things in their past that were warranted and for good reason.  

The rest can go fuck themselves....!  

I don't see why being "brutally honest" is ever used as a cover for shitty behavior. I mean Adolph Fucking Hitler was brutally honest.