I feel bad.
I just sent someone home who drove two hours to see me.
He was very nice but when he undressed-
I could smell his feet- I let it slide.

He got undressed and I gave him a massage-
He smelled.I asked him to shower - He did.

We resumed the massage, and I flipped him over and there were tumbleweeds all snarled together-

There was no way I was putting my face near it.
I asked him to trim down if he wanted me...
to get closer.

He declined.
He's married .

I understood and I sent him home.

I personally like daty.
I would die if my next-
Got one of this guys...
In his mouth.

It's also painful on our coochies.
They're delicate.

Good advice.  It probably bears repeating on the Newbie Board as well.  I am new and after 27 years of marriage, we tend to forget what is going on down there.  My SO has not looked at the region in 5 years, so I am able to trim.  It does not hurt to have a handy excuse for the grooming though.

"I saw the doctor about a rash in the groin area and he advised me to keep the pubes trimed short as they harbor the nasty fungi that cause the rashes in the first place.

It's true too.

Since keeping my pubes trimmed, no more jock itch.

My (ex) spouse bought it.

Hi - Don't feel bad. You gave the gent a choice after all, and he declined. When I was in Viet Nam, I learned to trim old Johnson, kept it that way every since. Ladies all around the world (some of them a bit more hairy than is typical here) appreciate it. Many, including civvies, LOVE it. If you hook up with a bored married lady she'll go crazy for it. So there's every reason for the gents to maintain it properly...

I have always trimmed periodically to the best of my ability...  that way it's no big shock if I do it for some special occasion.  Now if the SO would just get the idea...  
I'd suggest trimming a little at a time...  not shaving...  besides, it makes "ole Henry" look bigger to keep the hedge trimmed.    
skb

-- Modified on 7/28/2008 10:30:17 AM

My wife and I are both in the hobby and she convinced me to wax rather than trim and it is incredible, just use the numbing cream before hand and it is no big deal. The providers love it too..........

Years ago my wife & I both started using my beard trimmer down there (I've since taken to shaving... my face that is).

I keep doing it because I find short hair more comfortable than long hair.

She graduated to getting a brazilian wax every so often.  I know she still gets it done because I still see the salon charge on my credit card statement.  Oh well....

that guys go to a session without attention to personal hygiene.  I am not talking major grooming here, but neat and clean.  Shower just before ??  you bet.  More pleasant for me.  If you are married - there is the old gym excuse.  

As to trimming, one does not have to go the whole bare routine, but a nice trim is appreciated... Me?  I prefer the total shave bit, but that is just me.

Heck, when going to a strip club, I've learned - be freshly showered, a mild body spray and a clean shave (top and bottom) and gals will do a lot of "extras."  However, go in smelling - and they will do nothing.

I just do not get the guys who go in gross.... it makes no sense.

that resort to the hobby because they can't get sex any other way. This may just explain why. lol

http://shaveeverywhere.com/

(Click on the 'body' link.)

It's never a bad thing to tend the yard.  

The link above is to the Philips body groomer, apparently an electric shaver designed for all below the neck body hair for men.

Much better time for both if it is completely shaved or trimmed!!  I find that a lady always likes a well groomed guy.

After reading this post
I am left wondering

Why the original poster decided
to break up

Her thoughts and message into an interesting
way of typing it into the message box.

I've never seen an array of thoughts
put into this type of format.

Pump

Thats why we think it is so much easier waxing, once every 6 weeks versus shaving every few days, the full brazillian is bellybutton to Tailbone. squeeky clean

It left a raw spot on my shaft and it has some fixed teeth at the edge of the screen that are uncomfortable on the balls.  

Furthermore it's really only set up for shaving after a few days growth.  It doesn't handle the longer hair you get if you only shave once a month or so.

I went back to high-quality shaving lotion and a safety razor.  Practice makes perfect.

Perhaps it was

In reference too

Those Highway signs

that got you to

Burma Shave...



Either that or she is an aficionado of Haiku

hon, I do all I can to be clean and neat, I do understand to a degree why they can't trim cause of the wife but even she's not touching you otherwise you'd be there. Doesn't that tell you something.
If I see he makes no effort to be neat n clean I will send him packing. If you wish to be unclean go elsewhere, thats just yucky.

-- Modified on 7/28/2008 4:32:17 PM

I only used it to trim the long stuff, and it worked fine.  I use fusion razor and edge shave cream for the boys and around the base of the shaft.

Not had any problems.

Swim

-- Modified on 7/29/2008 8:16:43 AM

Agree wiith you 100% BS..Tis has come up many times on this board. I simply dont understand why a guy would not want to be clean & practice good hygiene in advance of seeing a lady.
It simply amazes me.

It pains me to this day to admit this...but...do NOT use nair or other hair removal products as such. It not only burns tremendously but cold water only intensifies the burning sensation. I thought i had damaged it permanately. All is well nowadays, I have recovered from the intense lesson learned.

It's all about the manscaping.  

Keep your yard nice and tidy.

Put your toys away when you are done.

Live, love, laugh.

For proper haiku,
Remember five, seven, five.
That way, all is Zen.

hey theres NOTHING wrong with what you did...if there is something that you as a woman cannot deal with or ignore you shouldnt have too..regardless if the guy drove hours to see you or walked over from across the street.  We are providers not gardners...

 I just dont understand why some guys dont try to smell nice etc..I think some just dont care..and if they dont care then I dont care how they are gonna feel when I turn them away.  Sorry I just dont like throwing up in my mouth so I will not put up with certain things.

 Peace..Sidney Starr

WHO

CARES

?????

.....

JUST

YOU

IT

SEEMS-




-- Modified on 7/29/2008 5:13:27 PM

Ok, first what is 5/7/5?

Secondly, It frightens me to think of what providers might come up against now and again.  And then, even scarier is the possibility that I might be a visitor shortly thereafter.  I hope that she sent him packing.

Third and last, how trimmed are we speaking.  I keep it somewhat trimmed but not too short cause the SO will ask ??'s.  My SO is unable to do much due to an accident 4.5 years ago that has truly fucked her up, and needless to say, our sex life with it

I went to an appointment in a hotel, dressed in a business skirt and jacket, with a nice shirt (like I usually do). My client asked if I had just gotten off of work -- judging from the way I was dressed. I must have given him an odd look, and said "No..."

Then I noticed that he was dressed business casual in a, rather wrinkly, white shirt. I asked if HE had just gotten off of work, and, of course he had. He had also been sitting alone in the hotel room for an HOUR and hadn't taken a shower, brushed his teeth, shaved, or anything along those lines.

This was also the client that asked me to rate his prowess on a scale from 1-10, decided he wanted to start a face-fucking session with 3 minutes of appointment left, asked me if I wanted to sleep over (for free), and didn't leave a tip:-p