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Re: Women on this entire board!! eom
LadyJayLa See my TER Reviews 217 reads
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This client called me up last night  and during the course of our conversation he says to me

So did you get fucked today?

Now I know  he knows better but I let it go.. so I said

Yeah the Plummer came over today and charged me $175.00 dollars for a ½ fix on the heating system ….So yeah  I’d say I got fucked alright. lol

lotusling487 reads

I never quite know what to say when I get asked that, more or less in those exact same words.

a question right back.

Often the best one is:  "Why do you ask?"

My mentor at work told this to me very early in my career and I can't tell you how many times it's worked like a charm.

Other good retorts:

"Is that a problem for you.?

"Not sure what you mean by that, could you explain?"

And, my all time favorite:

"I don't know, can we talk about you now?"

SantaFollowmeClaus406 reads

Most electricians would find that shocking !


Ho Ho Ho
Jingle my Bells
XLIII = =

I hate not being kissed when I'm being fucked!

And I hate plummers who insist on reverse cowgirl... plummer crack is not a pleasant site!

I don't even smoke!  I gotta say, sometimes, we just say dumb things - but that is ALWAYS an opportunity to exercise the neurons....  

Kid says to me, "sometimes I wake up wondering why I am here on earth"  I respond - "Gravity"

lol!

Thank you so much... your laugh was much needed

but it was a no fault situation - a typo in the lady's email had me calling the wrong number.... and for the first time *ever* I forgot to give her mine..... but that is twice in one week, and  I wonder if I've pissed off the Provider Goddess or something.....

Your welcome I love to laugh and I’m glad this guy had a good sense of humor too.
I’m like one of those girls Cindy Lapper sang about …. I just want to have FUN.
Cheers Livie.

Burned (for only the second time in my life) by a stripper.... and this one scares the hell outta me... she is very intelligent - highly motivated and somewhat risk prone...  Oh, this is not nearly as bad as my last experience with a stipper (drugged and robbed).... but similar in a lot of ways.

I gotta get back to hobbying full time, as it makes so much more sense.... and the ladies are way better mentally!   Way better... fortunately the last provider I saw, might just have fostered my return to the hobby full time... and with gusto....   ah. rambling here, and just thinking of the provider - and the genuine conversation we had... it was a turn on!  incredible turn on.

best of both worlds

Sorry to hear about your prob though - bummed for you.

I have a bit of drama now and again with strippers myself but I do enjoy the chase......

you've got to be just as hard headed and cunning as the worst of em if you want to survive it. It does not hurt if they're just a bit afraid of you either. It adds to your allure and gives em pause when they're thinking about rolling you.....

In a Podunk bar In AZ one night  and given that I love to  cock teas to the max before I please  I ran this poor guy  thro a loop he an’t never forget……. When I asked him to come some were with me and my friends he declined stating…………….

I got a feeling you’re the kind of girl that’ll get my thrown in jail.

To witch I replied so what we got bail money and beside it’ll be the best night of your life.
He couldn’t handle it … Dame I hate when I break em new ones are hard to find. lol

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