What is the strangest place you have ever had sex?

Mine was at Mystic Lake Casino in the parking garage.  I climbed in the back seat of the car with a guy I had known for a few months.  I had my blouse and bra pulled up exposing my breasts and my pants and panties down...one leg in and one leg out. Guy's face buried between my legs, kneeling on the floor.   We had the car rocking just a bit. The security guy driving by slowed his truck down and flashed his lights.  He stopped momentarily, flashed his lights again and kept on going.

I have also done it in the park with the train going by.  Ended up with poison ivy.  My ass itched for a couple days after.  

I did it in a snowbank in my parents backyard also.....I'm a farmgirl, what do you expect?!?

And, finally, I once had an orgasm at my desk at work.  Didn't actually have sex or even touch myself but I was fantasizing about the weekend ahead....  dang!  The brain is the biggest sex organ, in my opinion.

So, what is the strangest place you have ever had sex?

I’m not real adventurous in that regard; guess you could say just plain vanilla.

But as for the brain being the biggest sex organ, damn I sure hope my brain is bigger than my penis.


Thank  you
XLIII  =  4

after midnight in the parking lot of a fine Irish dump lmao  the snow was coming down hard and we did it on the hood of Pete's car  I will never forget that st. patty's day EVAH lol

All I can remember is that the Mariners were losing.  It must have been 6th inning or so and I kept brushing my hand against his inner thigh until there was a large bulge.  We snuck away from our friends and out into some bushes.. or dirt.. outside Safeco Field. (I think it was called something different then.. 1995)
My skirt was hiked up over my shoulders and I leaned into some stone wall.  I can remember the smell of dirt, the feel of bushes tickling my face, the sound of the baseball crowd booing or cheering, and him...
his long hard dick thrusting inside of me, my gasping for breath and trying to stay standing.  It was pure passion and random horniness.  A need was being fulfilled.  His and mine.
I'll never forget the sounds, the feel of the outside air on my bare buns, or how big he actually was.  I'd been stoking his fire all afternoon and we were putting out the flame, together out there in some feild in Seattle.
...oh man... that was so great....  !! I'd do it again in a heart beat but it was so spur of the moment.  You can't plan for that kind of thing but when it happens, Man, it rocks your world.  Doesn't it?

edited after spell check..  lol.. got so excited remembering it all that I spelled everything wrong.  : )  Well, I got "dick" right.  

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My SO at the time and I used to go dancing quite a bit.  The spot we went dancing at was a Marriott hotel bar which had a sizable dance floor.  Well, one night just on a whim, we decided to sneak out of the bar (we had many friends there) and have sex in one of the next door ballrooms.

I guess the rest is history.  LOL.

Another time (with another SO), she met me at my workplace to go out for some lunch.  However, she was a bit more horny than usual so we went into the men's bathroom and had sex in the stall.

Where were the workmates you say?  Well, we were a little safe.  We went to an empty floor and used the bathroom there.  Hey, it's the only secluded place I could think of that was nearby!

Just a few off the top of my head...
*Putt-Putt golf course
*Football field (couldn't help myself, I love football!)
*Carwash bay
*On my desk and all of my employees desks (LMFAO)
*Parking garage elevator at a mall
*Blue Martini Restaurant and bar (bent over a table)
*Police car (before I ever started doing this!)
*Cemetary
*Park bench in the garden of a hotel

In the tiny bathroom of my private hospital room with a intravenous in my arm.

-- at a picnic table 2 feet from a lake, with people milling about here and there, me wearing an obscenely short skirt without panties.. he unzipped his pants, sat me on top of him, and I ended up walking back to his car with our commingled juices streaming down my legs

-- outside the maintenance shed of my apartment complex, in the dark and freezing wind & rain (last December)... it was amazing, as he reached climax the wind & rain crescendoed in tandem with our lust

-- the parking lot of the local gay bar... twice

-- abandoned parking lot in the middle of nowhere

-- the hood of my mate's car, in the alleyway/parking lot behind my somewhat ghetto & lively apartment

-- a huge rock in the middle of the Susquehanna, visible for miles around on all sides, nothing but a highway overpass in the distance

-- literally five feet away from some train tracks

-- the parking lot for a semi-truck fleet, on the hood of the car (again)...

-- in a cemetary on a cold October night (about a week and a half ago, actually), my back pressed into a hard stone bench.. my IUD was torn out of me that night... against my will.. and I liked it... :x (don't worry, switched to Depo Provera.)


...oh, there are SO many more.  I love fooling around in unconventional places!

Newlywed Game clip...

On a floating dock...  so long as no one walked by...  the other side of the cove was a highway with traffic streaming by.

My GF & I took a realitive's 16' boat out...  anchored & got naked in the floor with all sorts of traffic sailing by.  We thought no one could see us unless they came right up to our boat...  after we finished we saw a small plane flying by.  We waved & he wagged his wings!  

In my tiny truck, parked on the beach...  me kneeling on the passengers floor while she scooted forward.  

Out horse riding in the woods...  from behind, her holding onto the stirrup.  This was harder than it would seem since we were between (2) 1000 pound horses who were nervious...  & not properly tied.  
(Note to self, next time include halter & lead rope.)



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before we were married. It wasn't so much the location as it was the circumstances. We were on the couch, and her father was in the room watching All in the Family. Needless to say, it was a very quiet quickie.

When I was in college I worked at a summer camp, and the camp nurse and I had sex in cornfield a few miles from the camp. The  mosquitos were terrible  that night as it was very humid. But, the sex was great!!

I'm really into spontaneity... Best place was the top row of seats at Wrigley field.  It was a cold day in April and we brought a blanket.  Everyone was so into the game, they didn't even notice

She sat on my lap with the blanket over her legs and pulled up to her shoulders.  We both sat facing and watching the game with my dick inside her for 3 innings.  

When people around stood to applaud a hit or she would grind me and apply those great muscles.  

Lots of fun.

All of those are great.  Here are my contributions:

1.  In a parked car, late at night at a nearby park (did this many times)

2.  Drive-in movie in the car

3.  In my office (on top of my desk); did this several times with different ladies.

4.  Bathroom on a transcontinental flight

5.  In the stockroom of a McDonalds with a fellow employee

6.  Received a BBBJTC CIM while driving (several times).

7.  At a porn theater (BBBJTC CIM) from my girlfriend at the time.

8.  In the back of a limo

Wonderful memories all.