i hate cumming when i am soft .. am i the only one this occasionally happens to?    ok now what is something you really hate?   (and no you cant say condoms! LOL )  

I am just glad that I can cum. I also care that my partner gets hers if she wants it. Having a softy makes that impossible using ones member as condoms don't stay on and who wants a soft micro dick anyway? But toys, fingers, and tongues still do the trick.

People who are late and don’t communicate. It’s a real pet peeve of mine.

I hated when I could not get past the third pump.
Now I just wish I could
The upside of this though is some take it on as a challenge and OMG.

I love when the girls applies it, which I feel is part of their job description. I'm not the pro so I usually fumble my way on those occasion when I'm ask. But when I'm ask, I'll just look at her, say something like, "C'mon Honey" with a look that she'll get my vibe.
So girls, NEVER, I mean NEVER ask the guy to put the dam rubber on.

I hate any and all fake reviews. Pretending to be a monger when you're not or have conflict of interest, is lower than low.

Being 15 minutes from an incall and being told by a booker the girl I'm seeing is running behind and won't be ready until 15-20 minutes AFTER my appointment time.  Sitting in my car for that long is suspicious enough, but getting out without have a place to go directly to is even worse.  I usually pass the extra time by just sitting in my car with the engine running and talk to someone on the Bluetooth.  

Poor communication and not doing what you say you are going to.

messages that include the word hate on the subject box.
I thought I was the only one starting those kinds of posts.  
But right now I'm not sure what I hate... and I hate that.

Another traveling gal whom I was looking forward to seeing has cancelled.

Except for you guys, it's hard to tell who my real friends are.

+1

love that post R  !

I've had those situations early on in my hobby, when I used to drive to appointments.  They were nerve-racking as hell!  Which often put a damper in the appointment.  The only thing that let the Real Slim Shady stand up was my age, lol.

Agreed, plus I have earned zero travel points this year.  I have not personally paid for a plane ticket since 1984.  No points - no traveling vacations or rooms for outcall dates.

Or the provider rushes to get things completed quickly.

talking .. yeah ..  did an overnight with super hot girl in Houston .. great sex for oh 2 hours .. i am wiped ... she than sits up and watches TV and proceed to talk non stop about everything on TV  or stars shes fucked or ... etc etc ..  there is a time for that .. and a time to just chill.  i am actually a cuddle after type ..... if she didn't have 800CC implants i would have thrown her out  LOL

I've had a great run of duos. It's my number 1 spectator-participant sport. These days the minimum for that kind of action in LA is 1k. So I abhor, loathe and despise it when a provider promises full-on girl-girl action and then the two ladies give each other a quick peck on the lips, touch each other's boobs for a minute, and then wave their tongues in the general vicinity of pussy without ever touching pink.  I understand some girls will say anything to get the booking but man do I hate that. It's like getting pricey tickets to see a Broadway show and being told just before the curtain rises that the lead roles will be played by stand-ins.

The worst kind of talking is when they are asking you questions.  That means you have to listen and think about the conversation.  If they are just babbling, that's easy enough to tune out.   But silence is better.

in cities (especially on the East Coast) that have subway or light rail transportation whose timetables are reliable.  In LA, our metro system is notorious for not being able to keep to the schedule, not to mention the fact that it doesn't have lines that run near where most of the incalls are.  

One trick I have been using lately, requesting a massage before or after sex.  Hell, I can even bring the oil.