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Re: Whats for MP67?
Hirogen 494 reads
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He has his gift already. A 1980's prototype bungee chord that is somewhat degraded. I cut the strong part of the chord already. I also modified it so it accepts 4 paws.

Hirogen2112 reads

sinsoftheflesh. My favorite snake lady. Although you are/were truly a bitter old man hating ho, I missed your honesty and trash talking.
I hear that you left over a "principal" concerning alias reviews. You barely have any yourself, so I don't understand your whining unless you are afraid of getting a 4 in looks.
I will be sending you a years supply of gold bond medicated skin cream to help with the shedding process and a 10X10 sandbox so you may play by yourself, (sand not included).

EdrienneCole. I missed your egotistical posts. I can't find much fault in you aside from needing to change your hair color. You will look much better as a blond and will definitely have my attention.
I am still thinking of a few ways to bang you silly in that golf cart.
I will be sending you a case of duct tape which I encourage you to use from time to time, and of course the hair coloring. When you are blond, I am there.

TrulyMsMocha. I have never seen a provider post so much on TER, yet say so little. Do you even have time to spread you legs and suck a dick?
I will be sending you that duct tape and taking it out of Edreinne's gift box. You need much more then she does.

Bruschi Girl. Get some thicker skin and quit the whining. You remind me of a female Mr Bill.
I will be sending you a cash donation so you can afford to put up a damn website. Please don't use those old pics that were 20 pounds ago.
I am also sending you a year supply of tooth brushes so you bruschi your teeth more often.

You all make me look forward to coming back here, you really do. I will have to visit more often :)

ClayAiken534 reads

Not a provider, but I just wanted to get you talking to MP.

Hirogen495 reads

He has his gift already. A 1980's prototype bungee chord that is somewhat degraded. I cut the strong part of the chord already. I also modified it so it accepts 4 paws.

Cuz Mikey doesn't waste his time on adolescent idiots, much less open their posts anymore. Sorry, but have a lot of shit on my plate and getting into it with a nobody isn't a priority. ;)

Hirogen495 reads

Your profile says baby fat. That's a laugh.
Maybe you should concentrate on getting some reviews. It's August and you only have two this year.
Thank me later. My advice is free.

....skinny girls think your an unfukable ass-monkey!
But this is probably the most attention you've had all year, sorry....must suck to be you !

Posted By: MP67
Cuz Mikey doesn't waste his time on adolescent idiots, much less open their posts anymore. Sorry, but have a lot of shit on my plate and getting into it with a nobody isn't a priority. ;)

Hirogen558 reads

When I start a SR citizen post, I'll be sure to mention you. Happy now?

Jack_Schitt565 reads

bitch i'll let you fucking know. You think you can just waltz in here and start pushing people around?  the fat overweight nasty skank whores are MINE to abuse prick! go back to the fucking orient or wherever you're from.

Hirogen486 reads

around here. Get some decent pics on your cookie cutter website.
Stay away from the fatty foods and ice cream. Although you didn't make my list, I will send you a gift anyhow. I have some ephedrine that scoed didn't scoff up, so it's yours.  

Don't say I never gave you nothing!

Hirogen509 reads

Why? Are you a female sumo wrestler on the side? Maybe you are trying out for a linebacker spot. Surely you are a Vikings fan.

There are a few manginas on this very board who will pay a hooker to talk and eat. You can get paid, gorge yourself and ramble at some poor mangina's expense.

MsChayse482 reads

Today is my day off & I have all the time in the world to chew you up & spit you out. Keep your lame attempt to out do me coming baby! I have not had the glory of devouring a troll in quite some time.

Hirogen451 reads

Why is it that fat checks always talk about food? Do you dream of your breakfast while asleep?
Devouring, chewing, spitting?
The employees at the local supermarket probably know you by name. Either that or they call you "two cart lady". Go ahead and have some lunch.

Jack_Schitt448 reads

to hug ALL of you i'd have to make chalk marks from my first attempt so i can continue from the chalk lines.

Hirogen502 reads

How can you be broke fucking $80 fat skanks?

The good/bad news is that I can waltz in here anytime I damn well please. There are so many manginas and pussy whipped hobbyists around here it's pathetic.

The more I read here, the more I know that I am NEEDED and WANTED. There aren't enough real men around this place.

HirogensMom444 reads

How doo yu thank ah got ridda the littul basturd in tha furst playse?  Thu curkiss iz whar he lerned his trapeez act! Yew know, thu one hee duz in Tia-wanna wheyr he gits fukt by a Chimp.

I_wish_u_would413 reads

Who let HirogensMom out. Get back in there and wash the toilet.

Hirogen433 reads

Don't you have some mopping up to do?
Some of you effeminate manginas just make me laugh.

HirogensMom449 reads

Yew no ah would nevver go to tha Glory Hole withowt yew!  Hoo els wood mop up all thu shit stayns frum yer ass wen itz tyme fer yew ta go hoam?  Hoo els wood mayk yew yer littul sits bath uv PrepH?  Moma luvs yew!  Cum bak to thu trayler parc.

You must also think you have a big dick. My mistake, you are a big dick. Considering your pathetic attempt at stirring it up. So you tired of being the same whipped hobbyist/mangina your complaining about and decided the best way, is to just go on the attack. My boy good try yet it is obvious that this lame attempt was just that........Lame.

Be useful, post some reviews and stop worrying about the others and just concentrate on not being a dumb ass. Ooops tool late for that. You know some of that tape your passing around, keep it, it would be much more useful if you use it on yourself.

When your done here, bring your lawnmower, I have some work for you to do.

Hirogen463 reads

I will take it easy on you today.

Why in the hell are you inquiring about my dick size? Are you carrying a tape measure with you to do dick inspections? Call up Nicky. He goes that way.

And, what is a bakrboy anyhow? Do you work in a bakery as a delivery boy?

I am very disappointed. I knew you were lame.

Hirogen424 reads

I kept them simple so even you could understand.
So why are you measuring dicks? Explain.

I believe you should re-read my post.

I was bored today, where I was amused with your incessant babble, I grow weary of you. The ability to read escapes you and so I can not fault the village idiot for not being able to comprehend.

My play time is over. So I dismiss you

Hirogen519 reads

You brought up the subject, not me.

Some of you people never cease to amaze me. You engage me and then run off like a skirt when it comes to answering for yourself. Manginas!

It hurts your ego to be dismissed so easily, doesn't it.

YoungUglyFatFuck467 reads

You remind me of Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber, bright in some areas but seriously faulty wiring in everything else.

Do you believe in any God? If you do, you're the rare one that slipped through QC in the supreme being's assembly line.

Do you believe in evolution? If you do, don't blame yourself or your parents for the defect. Genetic mutation is outside anyone's control. Society still accepts you as a valuable member.

Do you get laid? I don't think so because you sound like a tranny (pre-op). You don't have any testosterone in your system after losing your balls in two separate incidents, hence the tranny move. Hence the hate for both men and women. You can't even physically abuse a woman anymore because no one would see you, so you resort to verbal abuse here.

Keep it up please! Release your anger here so you don't bomb a mall or shoot up a high school.

Jack_Schitt481 reads

you forgot Halftwat-halfbitch. i know you included him within your mangina thread but he/she/it deserves an honorable mention here also.

leave a couple of fat/worthless/diseased/sagging/toothless whores for an afterthought

Hirogen578 reads

Truth be told, I am still feeling sorry for HH. He was wrongfully accused of being a mean spirited washed up fat ho. He is being chased by a tranny named Boris (probably YoungUglyFatFuck or Nicky).

Even I have a heart :) It's not fat or on fire either.

MsChayse518 reads

I have a very good picture of why you pay to play. Your lack of creativity glows through you lame attempts to insult people. You obviously suck in bed. Tell the truth now. You're so lame in bed even providers don't want you. That's what's got you salty! Waaaaaaaaaa..... Waaaaaaaa......Waaaaaaaa.........

Hirogen463 reads

I pay to play because I like my blonds to be young and in shape. A few phone calls and I have what I want. Easy as dial-a-hooker.
When you travel the world and have a rigorous career the hobby makes life easier. I have no problems finding and obtaining what I want.

So now I suck in bed? Why, because I don't like fat chicks. You will never know and that obviously upsets you.

MsChayse419 reads

I wouldn't necessarily say I am upset that you don't like old, fat chicks. In fact, I am glad you don't so I don't have to worry about a dead fuck ever invading my territory. I just had some time on my hands & was in the mood to play with my trolls today. The upsetting thing is, you're of no challenge to me. I prefer to play with trolls who can at least come close to getting my adrenaline pumping. You have failed immensely! Now I'm bored to tears! So I'm finished playing with you now. Off to the troll cemetery with you! Bye, bye.

Hirogen404 reads

You have a territory? How many street corners does that include?
If you see a black limo with a hand waving, that would be me :)

The buffet must be opening right about now. Enjoy!

Jack_Schitt432 reads

would you two stop the elementary school arm-punching and get a fucking room already. then you can fight over who is going to fuck whom in the ass.

Hirogen426 reads

Either you are in my fan club, or not! Make up your fucking mind. I have a high position for you, so don't fuck it up before you even get into my circle.

Don't be ungrateful like some of the low level hookers and broke johns around here.

Jack_Schitt428 reads

oh fuck yeah! i don't take charity from no body. i earn my props. what is it that you're offering that I should show gratitude for?

don't count ME in your fucking CIRCLE-jerk

the ONLY thing we have in common is our disdain for old worthless washed up fat bitches; THATS IT

Hirogen411 reads

I got news for ya buddy! You are already beneath me, far beneath.

What don't we have in common? Lets see.
I have a lucrative job. You are a janitor.
I have money. You are broke.
I have a high IQ. You just proved how stupid you are.
I can see a hot blond once a day. You hobby once a year.

Yes, we have a lot of differences. That is obvious.

My offer has been withdrawn! Now you need to re-earn my respect. Until then, you are merely Jackie_Schitt to me.

HirogensMom357 reads

Ah kin voutch fer mah Hiro.  Hee duz hav a lukritive job runnin' the fryer at Mikky D's.  Gits pade in free bergers, witch x-plains wha heez a tad ovver wate (300 poundz and ownly 5'3").  Heel grow inta his wate wen hee gitz 2 high skool, ah am shure.  Hee haz eevin mor munny frum hiz paper root.  In this parta town thatz big buks!  An hiz IQ is 82, witch ahm shoor is moron yerz.  Hee duz see hot blondz, to!  Hiz scowt mastr is abowt 35 and lil Hiro followz him aroun lak a puppie.  So cyoot!
An ah bet heel be madd at mee fer doin this and yel and screem.  Butt ah doan cayer cuz heez mah lil Hiro.

ClayAiken387 reads

Your broken Ebonics is not funny in the least bit...bring the funny or don't fucking post.-

HirogensMom347 reads

I ain't frum Ebo, wharevver thet iz.  More lak thu bevverli hillbilliez.  Now piss off, runt.  Hey, why'd u name yerself aftur a faggit?

Hirogen426 reads

Twice! Still clinging onto my every word, as usual.

HirogensMom427 reads

Wha u don't wanna talk tu mee?  U keep ignorin' me an callin' me inicky, that littul fuktard.  Wut up wit dat?  An thenn you tell somewun it's yore thred.  Gosh, how mutch didja pay fer it?  Ah gess yew figgur UR intitled tew it?  Funny! Ah still OWN you, littul nipper.  Ah jest luv 2 watch yew dance.  Jump high, now!
Yore Momma
PS: mah yeast infekshun is burnin' lak hell, come git yer cottige chease!

ClayAiken342 reads

There is no way half whore is a dude.

Hirogen434 reads

While I do agree that HH does come off sounding like a girl at times, I still think he is a dude. If he says "asshat" one more time, I may just agree with you.

I klerely dun't reed eenglush two gud.  I thut aye new what thiz in da bored poluceez ment:

"Criticizing ideas and opinions is a normal process of debate and each person should expect to have ideas challenged. That being said, personal attacks such as denigration of another person's character or value have no place in such discussions."

Then i dun red H-bomd'z pozt.  Eethur i dun red it wrong or himher bees a Specul Hermaphrodit, not juzt a regalar won.  Ain't ceen that blaytent perzunul atak in a bushell ful a dayz!

Posted By: Hirogen
sinsoftheflesh. My favorite snake lady. Although you are/were truly a bitter old man hating ho, I missed your honesty and trash talking.
I hear that you left over a "principal" concerning alias reviews. You barely have any yourself, so I don't understand your whining unless you are afraid of getting a 4 in looks.
I will be sending you a years supply of gold bond medicated skin cream to help with the shedding process and a 10X10 sandbox so you may play by yourself, (sand not included).

EdrienneCole. I missed your egotistical posts. I can't find much fault in you aside from needing to change your hair color. You will look much better as a blond and will definitely have my attention.
I am still thinking of a few ways to bang you silly in that golf cart.
I will be sending you a case of duct tape which I encourage you to use from time to time, and of course the hair coloring. When you are blond, I am there.

TrulyMsMocha. I have never seen a provider post so much on TER, yet say so little. Do you even have time to spread you legs and suck a dick?
I will be sending you that duct tape and taking it out of Edreinne's gift box. You need much more then she does.

Bruschi Girl. Get some thicker skin and quit the whining. You remind me of a female Mr Bill.
I will be sending you a cash donation so you can afford to put up a damn website. Please don't use those old pics that were 20 pounds ago.
I am also sending you a year supply of tooth brushes so you bruschi your teeth more often.

You all make me look forward to coming back here, you really do. I will have to visit more often :)

     

Hirogen420 reads

I sent that case of Geritol to you at your nursing home and it was returned by the post office indicating that you had moved without leaving a forwarding address.
I was truly concerned for your well being and had hoped that you had not moved on to an afterlife. Besides, I renewed your AARP card for another 5 years, you are welcome!

Your attempt to copy Nicky's stupid style of writing is very lame. I like you better when you are your very old self. Don't stoop so low unless he subcontracted you to help his glory hole business, and you need the money.

Just let me know if you need anything. You know how generous I am to the oldest person I know :)

Look at this this thread. None of the ladies, the manginas, or the pussy-whipped hobbyists are remotely pissed off. The only red faces you are getting are from that other psycho poster. Even MP67 is taking you in stride.

     Dude, you've got to face reality. It's your material - age and weight jabs again? Boring. No cleverness, nothing fresh, all retreads.

      But there''s hope for you. I want you to read the attached link very carefully and report back - oh, in a couple of years.

HirogensMom480 reads

Didint yew no hee has tershyerry sifillis?  Even pennysillin cain't hep him now.  He iz a walkin dizeez.  Hiz brane is rottin away.  Thatz wha heez so feebil now.  Kutt mah baby boi sum slak!  Fer thu luvva Gawd!  An he nevver evin gut a GED!  Evin wurse, Micky D's woant pay fer his meds.  Those bass-turds!

Hirogen491 reads

including you mr flower child.
I knew it was a matter of time before you crept in.
Still looking over your head for that predator drone that you fear so much? And when are you taking those illegal aliens into your home?
I also think that you are upset because I didn't send you a gift. You are not getting shit.

Admittedly Jackie_Schitt was getting on my nerves, but I only own one angry face on the thread.

MP67 is in over his head, so it's best that he keep himself in line. He's probably hugging his toilet as we speak.

The glory hole kid couldn't wait to post on my thread either. He still has nightmares at the mere mention of my name.

HirogensMom378 reads

Ah quake at thu meer menshun uv yur nayme!  Ooooooo!  Mah rottin pantees are ina buntch!  Now cum hoam tu mooma an kleen hur Kooch wit yur tung lak yew alwayz dooo!  Feelz soo gud!
Rilly, Hiro, yew R embare-assing yur Mom now, yew r so layme.  Gawd, ah wysh u'd finisht ur GED coarse lak ah tole yew.

Jack_Schitt357 reads

how can any deffinition of "asshole" be complete without mentioning ME?

and don't fucking wake-up the pungent stench of mangina-breath ass kissers

Trolling4laffs447 reads

The bar blows up from 20 lbs of c4.  everyone laughs and goes back to fucking in the streets and on the surrounding rooftops.  mimes change their poses.  a street vendor sells hot dogs nearby.  there isn't even a celebration, but life surely goes on.  anybody want a beer?

HirogensMom446 reads

Ah wood gladlie giv upp mah lahf 2 see thoze uther doosh bagz git thair assis blone to shit!  Ore iz it Schitt?

ClayAiken414 reads

Dont even try..that was not even remotely funny dude.

Trolling4laffs362 reads

and please, don't talk about funny.  this thread, the little i read of it, had the humor level of internet cat videos.  now go drown another cat and write a review on your blog, which is read solely by the other three squirts in this thread

HirogensMom351 reads

Now bee a gud boi and go bak to lickin' mah sonnyboy's ass hole.  He sez you do it real nyce.

Oh, that's right, none whatsoever.   If ever there was a candidate for being moderated or banned, you are the poster child for it.

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