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Re: What will your last time be like?teeth_smile
lungman 10 Reviews 434 reads
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Asphyxiation.....secondary to Paris Hilton sitting on my face to long!

holeydiver1237 reads

If you could choose some sex that would kill you, what would it be?

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Lazzara92520 reads

I hope that I might make it to the 4th day.  If I'm still alive on day 6, then I must have lived well in prior lives.  On day 7, put me on a raft and push me out to sea.

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johnhuntback387 reads

I don't want to die during sex. I want to be able to savor the memories afterwards. When I die, I want to go alone, watching Sports Center, and with a Diet Coke in my hand.

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h8traffic467 reads

and since the holiday season rapidly approaches, the other 4 wishes would be good also.

This clip is still hilarious 20+ years later.

Steve Martin on SNL, 5 Christmas Wishes

Enjoy

Related Link: http://www.yikers.com/video_steve_martins_christmas_wishes.html

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hungry1951472 reads

at the age of 104, shot in the ass by a jealous husband, as I crawl out the bedroom window.

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lungman435 reads

Asphyxiation.....secondary to Paris Hilton sitting on my face to long!

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GaGambler160 reads

and I also hope it's many decades in the future.

While I'm wishing, I also hope she is hott, and that so is the sex.

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wilycoyote63261 reads

well, there's that Ally/Rae doubles session i've been saving up for ...

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