7 days with Piper at a beach resort

I hope that I might make it to the 4th day.  If I'm still alive on day 6, then I must have lived well in prior lives.  On day 7, put me on a raft and push me out to sea.

I don't want to die during sex. I want to be able to savor the memories afterwards. When I die, I want to go alone, watching Sports Center, and with a Diet Coke in my hand.

and since the holiday season rapidly approaches, the other 4 wishes would be good also.

This clip is still hilarious 20+ years later.

Steve Martin on SNL, 5 Christmas Wishes

Enjoy

Re: I would like to go...

at the age of 104, shot in the ass by a jealous husband, as I crawl out the bedroom window.

Re: What will your last time be like?

Asphyxiation.....secondary to Paris Hilton sitting on my face to long!

and I also hope it's many decades in the future.

While I'm wishing, I also hope she is hott, and that so is the sex.

well, there's that Ally/Rae doubles session i've been saving up for ...