Sophisticated - don't bring any crappy wine to me.

Appreciates the finer things - If it's sold at Nordstom's I think it's cheap.

Passionate - for the first or second client of the day. For the rest I'm casual.

I like to travel - break out the credit card and take me to a 4-5 star resort. And don't you dare book us in economy class!

I earned my GED.

Words elude me to this sort of thing..while mildly humorous, it is more like a thinly veiled insult to the ladies under the guise of "it's a joke".

Says a lot about you and whom ever wrote this interesting list. If you truly believe in this list, you might be better off finding another outlet for your desires...since we're all that and probably more.

Here is some more ...........

on vacation = mother nature calling
You will have a good time =  That costs extra
Be respectful = I call the shots
Be a gentleman =  Don't forget the gifts
Rock your world = You will leave with a silly grin and empty pockets
model = My last pic was for an escort mall.
I am a phone call away = leave plenty of messages
email only = I have arrived, get in line and wait
exotic looking = I am mixed ... Polish and Irish
I am ready to play = lie back and watch no touching
Let me spoil you = I want to watch you play with yourself
VIP only = I am a high roller
Really me! = bait and switch
ultimate experience = that is an extra
You will come back for more = sucker I gotchya!

But we still love'em.

Marketing is intended to induce the target to do something s/he wouldn't ordinarily do. Some marketing informs of facts, some is a clever lie.

'Reduces the appearance of fine wrinkles"
It doesn't actually reduce the wrinkles, just the appearance.

"You've come a long way baby"
Has zilch to do with actual empowerment and everything to do with inducing you to buy a product.

Marketing uses every form of manipulation in the book. It tries to convince me that driving a monster truck will make me more manly, or that if I don't wear X clothes I'm not very successful. Or that if I wear a certain scent women will swoon over me. etc etc etc. Mostly, these appeals are implicit so they bypass the critical factor.

Words that represent opinions rather than facts or have ambiguous meaning are generally used to manipulate in marketing.

Providing is a business. Just like mortgage lending, car sales, cosmetic sales, etc.

Marketing from providers as a whole will likely reflect the same realities as marketing in any other business.

Some businesses are better to deal with than others, and some are more honest than others.

Same applies to customers.

Tips appreciated but not required = "you better be forking over more cash than what you were first told on the phone, or the only action you'll be getting is between you and your hand while I'm standing 10 feet away with my bra and panties still on."

I only see one client a day = "unless, of course, I get more than one phone call a day, in which case I'll squeeze in as many as I can until I pass out from exhaustion."

And you've got to admit that we've got to be more original. That's all I'm getting from it. Freakin' hilarious.

Just smile ladies, cause you know that there's a bit of truth to this. What's not funny is how some men are just jaded about women in general. (We're escorts. We're the natural first stop when they want to disrespect a lady, mentally and physically. They know they can't do this at home, or don't have someone to do it to. Isn't that why we're here? To be an outlet)

Even though they have seen through our BS, it will not stop one of them from dialing a number, visiting a website and reading the same corny descriptions of us, or paying you, so have a sense of humor...

This is a joke and its directed to the shitty provider the ones we all come across every now and then. This is not intended to offend the legitimate providers, I for one have a great deal of respect for you. The providers with great reviews and are honest in what they do, these are the ladies we all love and respect.