With the apparent loss of some of the TER SPOTY candidates it has become apparent to this member that the board is in dire need of some new posters to take over for the losses.
I would suggest that qualified candidates be....
1) Proficient in sucking up to the gals under any and all circumstances
2) Bash any poster who remotely suggests something controversial. Kissing up to lame posters is a plus
3) Writing with just enough intelligence that creating a sideways thread is possible
4) Have no qualms about sending PM's to other members challenging them to keyboard battles
I'm sure there are many others skills and qualifications that would also be pertinent here.
If you qualify please submit your vitae on this thread and show the board why YOU should be considered the best damn board pinata of 2014. Note that this position is coveted by those who are on hiatus. I expect they will return with a vengeance in good time, so this will give you a leg up on your competition.
With the apparent loss of some of the TER SPOTY candidates it has become apparent to this member that the board is in dire need of some new posters to take over for the losses.
I would suggest that qualified candidates be....
1) Proficient in sucking up to the gals under any and all circumstances
2) Bash any poster who remotely suggests something controversial. Kissing up to lame posters is a plus
3) Writing with just enough intelligence that creating a sideways thread is possible
4) Have no qualms about sending PM's to other members challenging them to keyboard battles
I'm sure there are many others skills and qualifications that would also be pertinent here.
If you qualify please submit your vitae on this thread and show the board why YOU should be considered the best damn board pinata of 2014. Note that this position is coveted by those who are on hiatus. I expect they will return with a vengeance in good time, so this will give you a leg up on your competition.
Thanks in advance.
5) Continue making silly suggestions on how to "improve" the site. 6) Use RAP as much as possible when you don't like someone's reply to your post. 7) Suck up to admin while simultaneously breaking the rules.
Don't you see? Without one. All you can post about is finding another. ADMIN is right. Don't worry. I'll make you my bitch, and throw some original thought this way soon.
No. I'm not kissing ADMIN ass. Those dicks still have me on moderation!
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