Just went to CC`s meet-an-inmate link. Sad, really sad. I know, I know, "can`t do the time, don`t do the crime"
but still really sad stuff. I looked at their pics and read the pleas of many of these poor girls. Some of them are in for 5, 10 yrs and one I saw is in for 20! UGH!! The contents on that site is really upsetting. Anybody who pen pals one these girls deserves good karma forever. Maybe I can talk myself into writing to one.
there's a woman that i use to see as an escort off-and-on for a while, and while that was most of our relationship, we were also friendly. i loaned her money, we were facebook friends, and there was a point when we even considered dating, but nothing ever came of it. we haven't talked for a couple of years, and last time we did she was married and there seemed to be a marital issue that i stepped in the middle of when i sent her my final facebook message (nothing to do with the hobby, or inappropriate on my end at least, although she did suggest i come see her sometime). her husband responded that he wanted me to back off, so i did, and that's the last time we had any contact.
i recently heard that she was arrested, and from what i can gather, will be in jail for another six months. i considered sending her a card or something, just as a friend, and asking how she was. but obviously, i don't want to be inappropriate. as far as i can tell, she's still married, and as i said, this was years ago anyway. my best instinct says to not do anything, but i wondered what others thought of the idea? anyway, thanks for any replies, and i hope you had a great holiday.
You don't want drama with her husband.
If the hookers followed that advice I would be forced to jerk off to Glamour.
Why is it ok for the gals to be home wreckers but not us johns? LOL
Its 2017 bud. Get with the fucking times.
You come home and the husband with a crowbar is waiting to bash your face in. Best to avoid the situation.
I am talking about nailing that hot little beaver while she is still behind bars.
He won't show up...just like you didn't Dave.
Worse than a fraud.
You've read his posts....total lies, and then lies cover his lies.
That way you won't have to deal with any backlash and you will feel like you helped.
thank you for the serious response. it's a good suggestion i hadn't necessarily thought of.
According to George Constanza, thats the second best kind of sex you can have, trailing fugitive sex of course.
And don't listen to the manginas here. Prison sex is ABSOLUTELY negotiable. LO
That was a rhetorical question. Also, I tend to like assholes cuz I are one.
But I did nail this one broad in her dorm. LOL
Never had the fugitive sex but I cant imagine its better than college dorm sex.
Constanza was wrong.
I guess if you and Jack are negotiating during prison sex, you can both have a turn being the asshole.
Congratulations! Now go sit in the corner.
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I started reading and thinking yea, her interest level seems low, then I read you haven't talked in two years and then I read she was in prison and I was like damn! What exactly does it take to lower your interest level? LOL
i recently heard that she was arrested, and from what i can gather, will be in jail for another six months. i considered sending her a card or something, just as a friend, and asking how she was. but obviously, i don't want to be inappropriate. as far as i can tell, she's still married, and as i said, this was years ago anyway. my best instinct says to not do anything, but i wondered what others thought of the idea? anyway, thanks for any replies, and i hope you had a great holiday.
I know they have cards for damn near everything - but jail?
"Get out of jail soon?"
"Sorry to hear you are locked up?"
"When you get out - look me up?"
Reality Check - Given that you haven't had any contact with her in years - contact at this point is a bad idea unless you are a serious masochist.
...Parker Brothers does:
Maybe, but it does look like you’re hesitant and afraid because she is married and you’re worried that a jealous husband may find out that you’re been in contact with her, and it does sound like you’re a softy that doesn’t have a life; therefore, why not consider choosing to write or become pen pals to one of the many lonely women behind bars that may have no one. (If TER doesn’t delete my attached website?)
With numbers of them locked up, there is a real need out there.
lol....tell all the lonely women hi for me.
Just went to CC`s meet-an-inmate link. Sad, really sad. I know, I know, "can`t do the time, don`t do the crime"
but still really sad stuff. I looked at their pics and read the pleas of many of these poor girls. Some of them are in for 5, 10 yrs and one I saw is in for 20! UGH!! The contents on that site is really upsetting. Anybody who pen pals one these girls deserves good karma forever. Maybe I can talk myself into writing to one.
I hear what you’re saying, and look at it this way, someone who is incarcerated has more time on her hands. A letter from an outsider can mean so much more because of the limitations on freedom and social connections, than getting a letter on the outside and also having all the freedom and other distractions that go on with living.
Now if hoosierjl79 wants to get in touch with the women he has known as a previous escort, now an inmate; she’ll have more time on her hands and just may appreciate his concern and contact all the more, even if she’s still married (She is not forgotten)
allows conjugal visits. If it is, then ask her to put you on her visitors list (only the prisoner can add or delete you as a visitor - her husband has no say-so in the matter). Its best to get there when they first open for prison visits for a couple of reasons. First, processing to get in can take some time as there is usually a queue. Second, if her husband gets there first for a conjugal visit you will have to wait until he's finished because they only allow one conjugal visitor at a time. There's no rule against MSOG, so you could end up wasting a half a day if you don't get there first. Then if all goes well and you end up having great sex with her in the conjugal visitor hut, then the final step is to ask her to put my name on her visitor list, too.
If she's not in a prison that allows conjugal visits, then don't want your time. Look for a different girl that's in the right kind of prison and start corresponding about your availability for conjugal visits.
Prisoners are not usually allowed to possess cash, only quarters that they can use in vending machines. But you can't walk in with 25 pounds if quarters either. If she wants money, you have to deposit money into her commissary account, where can buy the things she needs.
To answer your obvious next question, YES, I have had a conjugal visit with a female prisoner. It can get really hot and you need to be ready for MSOG. Don't cum for three or four days before you go. You'll need every drop to satisfy her lust.
You seal it with liquid LSD (ditto for the stamps) and tell her to cut them up and sell them to the other inmates. She may be a little pissed off when she gets out of the hole,but it was pretty funny ...
It sounds like she is in county jail so no boom boom visits for her.
Boom
If she's not in a prison that allows conjugal visits, then don't want your time. Look for a different girl that's in the right kind of prison and start corresponding about your availability for conjugal visits.
You need her inmate ID # and you're not getting that unless she gives it to you first. And no, you can't just stop by for a visit either.
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actually, i found the id# online in a matter of minutes.
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and to the other person who asked about the "envelope", it's simple, just put some money on her commissary. Easy.
As for your OP, I won't pile on. You already know the answer and most of the funnier lines have already been used up.
This needs to have another option: Ask Julia to remove them from her purse
Well, if you have the mailing address go for it. Just don't try to mail
Anything in on the sly. The hacks have seen all the tricks and attempting to introduce "contraband" can jam you up. Cash, stamps and other things we take for granted in the real world can be against policy for an inmate to have. Remember that someone will be reading what you write and they have no sense of humor ... so no jokes about buryed bodies.
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Send her a letter. You know it is incredibly boring in prison and so letters are always appreciated.
I just gotta say though, hubby sounds like a real ahole and he's probably the reason she did time. Nevertheless, it probably wasn't even worth it to send a card, to have some psycho jerk foaming at the month.