1) Treats for Tricks.
2) Happy Hooker Hour.
3) Jerk my Junk.
4) Hugs and Tugs, and Things Momma said not to do.
5) Shag a Slut Sessions.

Yeah you know me! LOL!

ou are like the providers who announce their retirement, and then post ads the next day.

I know you sent the PM

Did you really think I'd come here and agree with Tidwit?  Not a chance.  I'm officially a hobbyist now. So is Tidwit

Collecting baseball cards is collecting, playing D & D is playing a game, my hobby is both of those things. Role playing with a beautiful woman and collecting great memories. No, I feel that hobby is the perfect term for what this is for me. And, I'll add that it is the perfect hobby. I have never been happier than I am right now, college was close, but I didn't have the financial security that I enjoy now. And all the women I'm seeing now are beautiful, sexy and sexual dynamos. No I can't think of anything I'd rather call it.

Does "Pussy Ranching" sound like "collection of women"?...

LMAO ROFL!!  I got a Benji for whoever can come up with a term everyone agrees upon!  

Hammertime was not the best:

I think the deal is off. Correct me if I'm wrong.

But it's the only kind of game he can play.

Think hard.

I think it's fun to think of those things as well, it's just that I haven't thought of a better word yet

I thought you would own what you wrote....guess you are just a natural born liar!

1) Natural born liar
2) Mangina
3) Professional victim
4) Thread hijacker
5) Variations of Turdy

Just curious as to your thoughts?  Is there a test they take?

Not really. I'm "collecting" pussies as my hobby so yes that's an appropriate term.

But that was almost worth it, just to hear you call yourself a hobbyist!  

It was just a "flag of convenience" for tonight only.

Hobby and hobbyist doesn't really have a negative connotation from my perspective.  However, hooker, john, prostitute, punter, trick, whore, and countless others don't don't seem like very nice words to call a person. So I think it's one of the better terms to describe p4p.  Escort, courtesan, and client doesn't sound bad either.

is more in line with your views.

For me, "hobbyist" somehow ignores the significance of the joy that living the life brings. Some see it as strictly a physical function, some as a business transaction, some as an art, some as an amusement, and some as a pastime. For most if not all, it is a way of making joyful and pleasurable experiences. To any observer whose perspective isn't clouded by Puritanical outrage with pleasure, Merrymakers would an appropriate way of referring to the lot of us.

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As in placing a hotty on my rod?  For fun and pleasure as opposed to work.  Example:  "Dude, watcha doing this weekend?"  "I've got a hotty I've lined up and I'm going to rod her.  I'm going to participate in my rodding activities."  "Dude, excellent!"

But you realize I'm the archivist, and I'll find this post and quote it a year from now.

what if the website weighs over 400lbs, would roddy be 100% certain he's able to pick it up?  

in The Urban Dictionary.
turdwell
Extreme form of Mangina-ism. Inescapable need to defend the female gender and fear of offending women, to the point of ignoring facts and propagating obvious fallacies. Need to be heard and respected. Synonym of Tardwell/ Roddy Tardwell.
Example.  
Man: I paid a hooker but I don't know how to tell her what I like.

Now there's no one here to defend him.  However will he "stay strong?"
Oh, that's right! Rod knows she'll be back soon!

Sounds like we'd all be into that fetish otherwise known as "serving up a hot lunch".  How about just " The Roddy".   There is a certain irony with that, no?

I used to do a lot of woodworking as a hobby, but not so much anymore, so I'm pretty sure the term is available.

I agree with you, and no, your IQ hasn't gone down. As long as "hobby" is what everyone calls it, who should care? Still... Sometimes the term seems strange to me. Years ago, I went into a Burger King and asked for a ham and cheese, and the server wouldn't take my order unless I called it a "Yumbo." For some reason that was offensive. But when I contact a lady, she doesn't require me to refer to myself as a "hobbyist" before making a date. So I disregard my personal dislike for the term because I seldom use it.