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Re: we caught you in the back with you penis in the bean dip
McDonalds Corporate Dpt 769 reads
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Dear TER,

Because of the high volume of hits to your website daily, we at McDonalds feel compelled to respond so as to quell a groundswell of rumors.

While we have no official comment as to this gentlemen's activity regarding our worthy competitor's bean dip, McDonalds Hamburger Corporation categorically denies that this individual was involved in any way with the creation and development of our "special sauce".

McDonald's Corporate

BBuster3199 reads

When I was in high school I didn't apply to Ivy League Colleges because my grades were mediocre and my parents weren't rich. I have never applied for membership in an exclusive country club because I don't run in fancy crowds. I always thought I was realistic about my aspirations and have tried not to over reach.
But today I was turned down for access to the reviewers only board. I feel like I've been denied entry to Taco Bell for being underdressed. How do you get any lower than this? I would throw myself off a bridge, but they are all under 20 feet high in this town. It's going to take a while to come back from this one.

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skisandboots2158 reads

...10 or more approved reviews.  You're half way there.  If it's any consolation, this board is far more interesting.  BTW, thanks for the laugh.  While I love Taco Bell, the thought of being asked to leave one due to one's dress cracked me up.

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mrfisher864 reads

I didn't join because I couldn't figure out all the complicated windows that started poping up.  If I hear that it's really worthwhile, I'll try again, otherwise, I already have enough boards to keep my busy hands occupied.

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Smelly Smegma1251 reads

unreasonable threshold for a reviewers board. That board has a LOT of potential as more regulars catch on. It is UNmoderated, and will eventually (I predict), become one of most interesting TER boards!

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augustwest1368 reads

I cannot access it right now, because I do not currently have VIP status.  I have 43 reviews going back to the early days of this board, I contribute on a regular basis, I don't cause trouble, but because I have a basic membership at the moment, I cannot access the Reviewers only board.

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BBuster1237 reads

The last thing I really need is something else to tempt me away from what I should be doing. Just thought it was amusing.

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Taco Bell ass.mgr.2713 reads

Actually, we asked you to leave our establishment because we caught you in the back with you penis in the bean dip...

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mrfisher853 reads

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McDonalds Corporate Dpt770 reads

Dear TER,

Because of the high volume of hits to your website daily, we at McDonalds feel compelled to respond so as to quell a groundswell of rumors.

While we have no official comment as to this gentlemen's activity regarding our worthy competitor's bean dip, McDonalds Hamburger Corporation categorically denies that this individual was involved in any way with the creation and development of our "special sauce".

McDonald's Corporate

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thirsty1018 reads

DO NOT TELL ME that I am the only one that this has ever actually happened to?

Now I wear my tuxedo tee shirt and slip right into a table in the back.

thirsty

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thirsty964 reads

Do you really want to be part of any club (or board) that would accept Smelly Smegma as a member? ;)

thirsty

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