I'm naughty and rude by nature.  I don't have to force myself.  In fact, it often happens when I'm not expecting it.  

Oh hell, I just like to fuck, make love, get it on, get down, do the dirty deed, do the do,  get off,  boinking, boom boom,  bow- chic -a -wow wow, assault with a friendly weapon, attack of the pink fortress, bake the potato, bang, beat the guts, be intimate, belly bump, batter dipping the corndog, bedroom rodeo,  buckwild, burping the worm in the mole hole, cavediving, checking the oil, changing the oil, dipping the wick, doing squats in the cucumber patch, doin the wild thang,  
Feeding the kitty,  getting laid, getting  some, getting cock balls deep, hanky panky, hot beef injections, making whoopie, matress dancing, paddling up coochie creek, hiding the cannoli, rocking and rolling, scoring, screwing,  sexy time, shaking the sheets, slamming the clam, stuffing the taco,  gettimg my ass tapped, tube steak boogie, vulcanizing the whoopie stick, waka waka and having fucking fun....ahhhhhhh.... repeat, repeat,  repeat lol 😃🤗
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Yep, I think I just might be naughty and risque by nature or maybe i am just a slut  lol 😎
XOXO  
TL

It takes a lot of time and patience to even get me to look a beautiful woman in the eye, let alone touch her.

TL  You made my day. LMAO  eom

Never really scripted, just go with the flow, pick up on her vibe and test the waters. Of course having some "gadgets" laid out in a very non-conspicuous way usually gets their attention...

...as a youngster, continued through early adulthood, married "the one" and then came the LIE and divorce after almost 20 years together. So I found myself with my options wide open at age 38 and no real experience in dating, sex (she didn't care for it) or women in general.

The last 26 years have been quite the journey and it continues apace -- still finding new adventures and fun ways to explore. Once I gave myself permission to explore, I found I had quite the dirty mind...uh, "sexy imagination."