A provider complained that she sucked on foreskin cheese well; here is a list of complaints about providers.
Top Ten Hobbyist pet peeves about providers
1- Smells, Butt fumes, vaginitys and any bad smells coming from any orifice. Noticeable specially on doggy
2- Leg Stubble, for providers that shave getting in between shave days
3- Bad breath, it happens mostly when the girl has not eaten anything for a while
4- Provider holding condom with two fingers throughout the sex act.
5- Provider getting angry for you masturbating because it will dry out the condom and break
6- Provider getting tired and quitting on a position just as you are about to come and you dont
7- Providers overreacting about comments on her body or any other comments like barebacking
8- Providers Banning you for the reasons above #7
9- Greedy providers asking for more money, asking for x money for extra stuff and time
10- Providers stabbing ribs while on top
I’m sure others have their own complaints so post away.
My #1 Pet Peeve......
Idiots who bargain hunt on Craigs List and then generalize their rotten experience to every provider. You get what you pay for, and you don't get much sympathy.
Agreed Sins, the poster's original list isn't worth much. Yep, things like nasty breath and so on are indeed pet peeves and irritating habits, but that's not limited to escorts at all. These things apply to the general population, including clients.
For everything on the top 10 list of hobbyist peeves, the ladies can come up with an equally irritating peeve imposed on them by clients.
So what...
sfg
It really sounds like you're hanging around with a pretty shoddy crowd. I've never experienced any of "your" particular gripes, so please leave me out of the survey that you so obviously spent so much time on.
Next time, try your left hand.
Never had any of the above from any lady I've been with, but then I don't like those low end ones.
My guess is that for complaint #4 ... might be they are afraid the condom might slip off!
Sounds like you're seeing the wrong type of providers.
1. Debating prices especially if she has good reviews and is upscale...we have overhead ya know
2. Bad breath or left over food pieces getting exchanged uck
3. Smelly orifices especially noticable during bj
4. unkept pubic hair we do a better job if we don't have to keep picking hair out of our mouths
5. guys getting pushy about attention to the boys during bj when its hard to find them in the jungle of hair.
5. guys overreacting about us asking them to shower
6. guys offering more money for services we just dont provide
7. guys agreeing to one donation over the phone and then showing up claiming to have agreed to less and then saying well how bout since I'm here
8. Clients not letting us know that you are about to come in a position. If we don't know then you can't hold it against us if we are tired and go to switch.
9. Clients refusing to provide info to be verified.
10. clients asking for bb of course it makes us nervous and we get defensive when you ask. We need to look out for ourselves.
Everything works both ways if everyone tries to be considerate of everyone else it will all work out
Literally, figuratively or both?
Mine are:
1.BARGAIN HUNTERS =I keep my prices at a competitive rate as it is. I'm not going to lower any further, I'm not common street walking material without a pot to piss in.
I actually do have assets & an education to maintain.
Deal with it.
2. NCNS.
3. Smokers/drinkers ( showing up drunk or high to my incall.
4.dirty hands & feet or cracked flaky skin
5.those guys who touch sort of as if you're getting a gyno exam I HATE THAT sooooooo much ! Do you really not know how to touch a lady gently?
6. guys who don't shower & expect you to go down.
7. Guys who haggle for more service at less $ after they've given donation already .
8. guys who dont respect my hours and call at 3 AM when I am clearly done at 10PM.
9. Clients refusing to provide info to be verified & then keep bothering me for an appointment the rest of the week.
10.People who use their WORK PHONE, EMAIL, ..to schedule/pay for sessions.
Yup it does work both ways.
Oh and one more for the road
People who talk disrespectfully to one another .
I sometimes go out of my way to be polite & sweet no matter what the situation is.
The least you can do is return the favor.
think about it. all that positive energy you send out comes back ten fold I promise.
A GOOD provider is respectful of herself in presenting herself as clean and refreshed.
A GOOD provider will also present a respected air about her.
A GOOD provider respects her clients as much as they respect her.
A GOOD providers' CLIENTS will reciprocate the providers wishes in presenting themselves in a professional and courteous manner, and also making sure they are CLEAN and refreshed also.
It's disheartening to find there are people out there who don't respect themselves enough to CLEAN themselves up before an appointment. ASK to use the shower if you've been working all day. We won't normally baulk if you feel the need to freshen up.
When YOU get a mouthful of cheese, believe me, you will wish to god you hadn't!
Lusty
It all reads as if you're getting back at a lady or two for not agreeing to your bb requests. Don't you know the dangers you're exposing her to? I digress, though.
You complain about smells, stubble, holding a condom on (I would too if you'd just asked for bb) and I would also ban you and tell all the ladies I knew that you'd asked for that. They in turn would most likely not see you as well.
Your list of complaints are noted, but I can't see past your bb agenda to read through this nonsense.
It's obvious you are one of those nightmare types I take pains to avoid. Thank God you've outed yourself.
Katie
Agree with you 100% Katie
You know, I'm new to all this, but when I went to my first appointment I decided to treat it like a first date -- with the off-chance I might get lucky. *wink*
So you want to make a good impression. Be clean, try to smell and look good -- naked as well as with clothes on -- and be polite and engaging.
I get that this is a business transaction, but that doesn't mean that you need to be a jerk customer. Don't ask for items off the menu and don't bitch about every little thing that doesn't match whatever picture you painted in your head.
I get the distinct impression that this "hobby" often lets you get back the amount you put into it -- and that includes courtesy. A lady is probably going to relax and have a lot more fun with a client who is clean and friendly.
But you seem to have a pretty good handle on it.
Providers posting, "Hey, I've just shaved today. Come and get it."
That would really help, IMHO. Doesn't matter what they shaved, or where they post it. I have all the website pages opened and refreshing. Just let us knowing if we are paying for stubble or not, in advance.
Sometimes you just have to specify.
Furry Peach/smooth hardwood floor, Depends on the requests I get. Someone e-mailed me a while back requesting a nice growth of fur. I told him give me a couple weeks, and he would be well rewarded. In the mean time I had someone else request appointment in the middle of my growth period.
Do I say...'Oh BTW....I'm growing my garden out by request?' Or do I just keep silent as I am told by many...it doesn't really matter, as long as it oooozes it's love juices and tastes really devine!
It's hard to satisfy everyone. As far as the other areas of growth...COMPLETELY Shaven before EVERY appointment!
xoxo
Lusty
My pet peeve? Those "men over 30 only" age restrictions. As you might have guessed, I'm under 30, so this affects me.
The providers who have them are only losing a profitable client base. Men in their 20's often have a lot of disposable income (due to lack of family responsibilities) and plenty of sexual energy, so why not tap into that? It's even more baffling if the provider who has those rules is in her early 20's.
Oh well. It's their choice. Luckily, the 30+ rules aren't overly widespread among independents, and virtually nonexistent among agencies. Don't take this as anger or bitterness. I just though I'd speak up, since we're on the topic of pet peeves.
I'm in my 20's, so guys in their 20's are nice bc I feel like I'm out with someone I met at school. 
It's less pressure sometimes.
Katie
actually, I only see Gentlemen over 36...and I'm not losing anything by doing so.
There are a great deal of men who are in their 40s and 50s with plenty of disposable income and really it's what I prefer.
The last thing I want to do is see someone the age of one of my kids.
Its personal preference. It has nothing to do with you, its what I prefer.
See thats the beauty of being an Indie, my game my rules.
In your situation, I can understand (well, somewhat), with the "someone age of one of my kids" thing. But like you said, your game your rules, so whatever floats your boat.
I dont even pay attention to age for me it's the personality & the fun we can have.
-- Modified on 6/5/2008 9:52:00 AM
1.I absolutely find someone who can not kiss a huge turn off.
a.when I need to wipe my whole face off cuz you drooled all over me, its so yucky.
b.Bad breath is another
c.Jamming your tongue down my throat as far as you can, is NOT sensual.
So many people just don't know how to kiss
d.When I have to pretty much avoid your mouth for the whole session cuz you spit all over me...you've just ruined it for me.
2.Unclean clients a huge no no.
3.Gentlemen, who I have seen several times...always being late. once in a while, is ok...
traffic, what ever but when it's habitual its exhausting
4.Clients who try to text to make an appt.
Email me, pick up the phone and call.
need to be verified to begin with, so its never going to be that simple.
5. there will never be a time I will ever do bbfs so that request I just find to be out of line on the clients part and the last time I will see them. If they are asking me they have asked others is how I see it.
There are others but thats the few I really hate off the top of my head.
-- Modified on 6/3/2008 9:22:51 PM
I truly hope that I can answer your questions:
1) I hope as clean as I am that I never smell. I also freshen up (again) five minutes before the client arrives at the door.
2) I don't have leg stubble. First, if I have a booked appointment, I shave in the shower. That's why advance appointments are helpful.
3) I brush my teeth and gargle before my client arrives. I also have mouthwash on the bathroom counter for him, too. God knows, I've had clients with nasty breath and -- of course -- they want to stick their tongue half way down my throat (not good kissing fellows).
4) I would only hold a condom on if you were banging the shit out of me and I felt it was slipping off. Learn how to make love.
5) Why would I get mad if you masturbated. Go for it!
6) If you tell me you like the position then why would I change it?
7) No sarcastic or rude comments should ever be made about anyone's body, unless you like it. Also, there's no way in Hell that anyone would get bareback with me. Are you fu_ _ in' nuts?
8) I'd ban someone if they were purposely rough or if they didn't pay me.
9) Most websites state the donation. Read carefully. The donation should be set in the beginning. I believe some providers who provide Greek state on their website the difference in their donations for that. I don't do Greek so I couldn't, nor wouldn't upscale you. But don't friggin' expect Greek with me. It's painful and more of a health risk, so I can understand why a lot of providers charge more for that crap (pardon the pun).
10 I've never stabbed anyone's ribs. Perhaps you're seeing too many providers with witch nails. I keep mine short. However, if you want me to stab you in the ribs I will. 
Hugs,
Ciara
-- Modified on 6/3/2008 8:25:18 PM
1) Smells. No comment...we guys are not always always perfect here, no matter how hard we try. Nor are the ladies, but...we are all human...
2) N/A...not a signicant issue...
3) Happens occasiomally, but I woory that this can go cross-wise...
4) No comment....
5) Never had a provider get angry for anything.
6) I get tired...they don't. Just take them into your arms and hug them...never gone wrong!
7) I have heard one special provider complain that she wan't at her best physically. I demurred, and told her that wa was beautiful. She is, and after four years, we are still an item....
8) N/A. Even when I desrerved to get fired, not....
9) N/A, again. Never encountered B&S...not in this lifetime, at least...
10) WTF???
Sorry, your experience does not equal mine, not even to 25%. Guess I just do thingd right with the laies, and that is huge! In closing, ask yourself. WTF do I have to better??
CD
