I wonder if Lindsey Lohan would be on that list. She seems desperate enough and slutty enough.
What do you think is the most a provider ever made in 2020 dollars? 1) Hourly rate only (no web came recordings, DVD sales, other income - just on her back 2) a reasonable number of customers every day, 3) include vacations, travel if any, etc.
1) Gross income
2) Net income; after taxes, hair, make-up, travel, hotel costs, condoms, food, phone, laptop, software (or just Excel spreadsheet), health care costs (gynecologist exams, lingerie, dry cleaning, toys, lube, and related expenses. (What are her related expenses? Anything I'm forgetting?)
Give me your thoughts. Per Zeno's paradox (loose translation, so CDL don't weigh in on this.), the top end isn't $10 million, but what is the number?
Then it's probably $9,999,999.99.
As for what you are forgetting: Shoes (duh!)
So, accounting for the shoes, the net income is, oh, I'd say about negative $9,999,999.99
What the hell does any of this have to do with Zeno's Paradox, anyways?
It is the Arrow paradox, or rather the money paradox. The target being $10M dollars. The hooker will never reach $10M dollars, because of well ---- as noted, shoes. Ergo, the 'gross' vs. "net" revenue. Hookers don't operate in a vacuum, so shoes will always prevent a hooker from reaching $10M. But for argument sake, taking out shoes, then what is the gross number in USD?
I'm going to be a very pedantic putz here, but I think you're misunderstanding the paradox.
The paradoxes only arise if you divide up a continous work that is dependent on time, into smaller discrete chunks and think of it mathematically as a series convergence problem.
Everyone knows that Achilles will eventually overtake the tortoise,its common sense.
Hookers spending and receiving money isn't an infinite series that depend on time. It's not continuous. It's a simple net monetary gain. Since she is not continuously spending or earning money, the problem can easily be broken down into average net gain per month or per any other period and then extrapolated. Ie, it's just going to take her longer to achieve that money if she's spending.
But there's no paradox. A hooker by definition isn't working and earning and spending money, so she has finite tasks.
If you are talking about a "per hour hooker" than of course there are definite limitations to her income, no one can fuck twenty four hours a day, but even if they could, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year is only 8,736 potential work hours a year. Even at a grand an hour we are talking an earnings ceiling of $8,736,000 year.
Now lets use Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods ex wife, as an example. She was married to Tiger for six years and walked away with $110,000,000. That's over EIGHTEEN million dollars a year. Puts any regular hooker to shame. That's only one example I can think of right off the top of my head, I am sure there are other gold diggers who put even Elin to shame. So it really depends on how you define "provider" lol
Thats why these days I say it is cheaper to rent it than keep it full time.
That is what I tell my golf buddies, better and cheaper to go on the rental program. Per GaG's example, that is $18,000,000 per year, but break that down by each time he fucked her, then the hourly rate is astronomical. And probably was bad sex that he had to beg for. Which brings in the new term "TWE" The Wife Experience vs. "GFE". I'm guessing three times a month "after kids". So $500,000 for bad straight missionary sex, no BBBJ.
Thats why these days I say it is cheaper to rent it than keep it full time.
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Getting into the weeds on numbers-crunching is not my idea of a good time. However, if I did, and put up the correct number early on, others would be deterred from participating in your thread.
I'm not an accountant or lawyer for a reason. Neither precision nor accuracy is my forte. And in a squirrel moment, whenever I see CDL, I think Commerical Drivers License.
on TER on the regional West Coast boards (SF, LA, SD and OC), many providers thought I was using CDL, for California Driver's License. That is the acronym used throughout the state. Just show your CDL to get in. Lol
On the P&R Board, as you know, it means many, MANY other things. I blush at the thought.
too many!!!! Lol
And another squirrel moment, where you been man? You've been missed. Keep on Truckin'
on TER on the regional West Coast boards (SF, LA, SD and OC), many providers thought I was using CDL, for California Driver's License. That is the acronym used throughout the state. Just show your CDL to get in. Lol
A young lady and I were crunching the numbers on approximately how much she earned over her career. Well, it came in at $1,3000,000. What's astonishing is she didn't have anything to show for it. I mean she had nice shoes, a decent handbag, and an average car. But, that was all there was left.
So the saying goes, "it's not what you earn, it's what you keep."
I have more money than that and I have nothing fancy to show. No car and cheap shoes. I suggest reading "The millionaire next door".. Although you can get the gist of it by reading a few Amazon reviews..
I've seen a few "famous" escorts essentially get set up in hotels etc by rich clients.
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Cannes call girls earn $40,000 a night
I wonder if Lindsey Lohan would be on that list. She seems desperate enough and slutty enough.
Almost as shocked as by your disappearance from the P&R Board. I can't imagine why you fled. Then again, you are far from alone....
Seriously though ....Lester your self-proclaimed annoying posts on P&R board are much more entertaining than DM’s fake news posts!
but then I'm too lazy to do the math.
For Gross income:
Eliminate these fantasy outliers who supposedly earn +$10k per hour
Pick your city. calculate the average hourly rate for the last 50 independent providers reviewed. Calculate the standard deviation.
if Z = 3.291, you have a 99.9% confidence interval
X ± Zs√n
Decide for yourself how many hours/days/weeks per year she considers "a select few gentlemen per week."
For net, after work and living expenses: take Gross and multiply by 0.02...maybe 0.1 for the frugal ones. Provides like to spend.
I tend to see $300-500 providers, many who are kgirls. I have tried to estimate the total gross of a few who have been around awhile. I figure $500k gross and $300k net for the better ones. Some who work less hours are probably in the $200-250k range. I think some of the independents I see work a little less, but keep 100% of what they generate. I estimate $200-300 gross for that group. I am sure high end girls are in a completely different range. Those high volume eight session a day girls only last 30-90 days at that volume, in my opinion.
Kgirls earn an average of $12-1500 a day including tips. That's net. Gross means nothing to them, because the agency gets the rest. So multiply that by 5 or 6 days a week, skip 5-7 days a month off for menstruation, and a few weeks vacation every two or three months, and you should be pretty close to the take home pay, somewhere in the $250,000 a year range. The incalls are fully stocked by the agency, so additional direct expenses for the Kgirls is negligible, except for travel if they are touring girls. Second tier girls are the same except their daily net averages more like $800-$1000, because they are seldom fully booked. Second tier girls are more likely to work six days, while many top tier girls work only five days a week, but its a grueling five days because they are in high demand.