So im sitting here bored out of my mind, taking the night off and decided to make myself laugh with some of these funny reviews.  As I started roaming around TER I bumped into the infamous Non clock watcher, Nikki Loren. Now, we can REALLY call this girl a non clock watcher because apparently she hasn't looked at the time in several years.  Review after review after review of guys making the same complaint, that she has no sense of time and is literally hours late to her appointments, (aggravating the living daylights out of them) I mean were talking some ridiculous amount of time that at first I found hard to believe. And yet guys still keep seeing her and still keep complaining.  My question is, if reviewer after freaking reviewer continues to make the same claim, why on gods green earth do these guys keep writing the same damn thing about how she's late? As if they had absolutely no clue, no idea that she would be hours and hours late to their meeting. I mean should it be such a surprise? Lol...Only a hundred thousand people warned you it would happen! It's hilarious.

Tip:

If a provider has a dozen or more really bad reviews, you may need to put your common sense into play.  STAY AWAY! But if you choose to still see her, don't write the same BS everyone else already warned you about, it only makes you look like an ass.

Sorry guys, I call em as I see em.

Muah!  Til next time.

The guys know her MO but flock to her all the same. They simply suck it up as a part of doing business with her. Go figure.

She has NEVER made my list of desirables, not that she would give two shits, but some of my friends just cant fathom my way of thinking.

I'm so tired of hearing the words, "Dude you don't know what your missing"

No way !

I have a favorite that is always 30 minutes late; you can bet the rent on it.

Otherwise she is A-one, so why hold it against her?

You ain't seen nothin' yet...


HH

There's a hot-looking provider in a New England city who gets great reviews for performance and looks but is notorious for NCNS.  I keep fighting with myself about seeing her and so far I've managed to keep myself from trying to book her.

This whole game is funny, as is sex itself.  It would be awesomely entertaining to hear more reviews of reviews, from a guest provider of the week.  The uptight control maniac sector would lose it, also hilarious.

Stay from providers who can't refrain from criticizing other shady providers on an open forum and potentially making enemies for herself.  The shit that you people do to each other over dumbass misunderstandings can create a precarious situation for an unwitting client in more ways than one.  Staying above the fray just seems like a good idea, but what the fuck do I know?  If desperate self-promotion works for you then have at it I guess.

wouldn't get back to my emails initially.  I kept pestering her gently and she finally wrote back and agreed to meet.  I was excited because she was hot and in demand.  Before our 1st date she kept stringing me along all day the day before we were supposed to meet for an early morning session.  I kept waiting for the hotel info from her and it never arrived.  I emailed her at 11 pm asking what's up and she writes back: sorry, I have to take a raincheck.  Pissed me the fuck off and vowed I'd never pursue her.  She emailed me a couple weeks later saying she could do it on X date.  I thought long and hard and ultimately went with it, having to cancel with another provider.  To make a long story short, it happened and she's pretty much my ATF, having seen her a couple times now with more on deck.

It's an acquired taste, but dayumm, it tastes soooo good!  

could not have said it better really petty must be very bored.who needs that drama and why name a lady to ask that question?

To me, it's like, I don't know. Sky diving for the first time. I'd never jump out of a perfectly good airplane, but from what I'm told, good things come to those who wait....

You would say that then turn around and trash a provider yourself.  Men can't handle women speaking their mind, although men come on here writing the dumbest things yet no other man says a word, but when a woman speaks her mind, and.... criticism.  I spend 20 minutes on TER a week while some men spend their entire lives on TER talking about the most uninteresting subjects and yet, of course the woman gets trashed....There are some very nice courses on self esteem on their.  I think they're called "life coaching"....Do I need a penis to say what I feel??

Muah!  Til next time!

No I certainly can't say shit about another provider or anyone else for that matter because I need to worry about getting along with all providers, but you certainly can trash a provider because you're a man right?  Should I get a nice big dick put on me so I can be allowed to speak my mind?  I must be bored because I spend 20 minutes a week on TER while you probably spend most of your entire life on it....Lol....Have a good weekend

I'm not trashing providers, I'm simply reiterating what THE MEN have been saying.  I think you need to talk shit to them.  As far as creating enemies.  I think the men who write the bad reviews (as the ones I mentioned) are the ones creating enemies with other providers who may not see them because of the trash talking.  Stop being a woman hater and a MANIPULATOR! ciao!