Here's my question for for the ladies and the gents:

yes, yes, yes, that's when I would have left, believe it or not some guys pay extra for that, yes, maybe, maybe, lol, now we are getting silly, no, yes.

None of this is "pretty standard stuff" in my world of hobbying.  Maybe you need to move away from Back Page...

Hell yes you should write about it.  Hobbyist have an obligation to report the truth to their fellow hobbyist.  Nothing like being disappointed on a date with known information that was not shared. Especially if it happens all the time.  

And tell it the way it happened...

If she does any of those no=no's, then report it in review and count it against her, unless you reallly know that these are not normal, based on personal experience.

In ten years of "hobbying," the only one of those that I've had come close to happening is the stubble thing!  I say you need to do better screening!

Pretty much all of it I think would heavily count against a lady's performance. If for no other reason there should always be a level of professionalism and just plain manners. There is trash and there is class and a very big red line between them. To be a provider you need to have manners and know how to behave in all situations. A provider should also make sure the client is the center of their attention. Like WTF? If you can't handle your business get a booker. It is plain rude. But there will always be those ladies who aren't as refined as the best. Sometimes you get what you pay for and people need to be aware of what they are potentially getting themselves into. Isn't that the point of a review? Anyway, If you or other gentleman have encountered such terrible service I apologize and hope your future is filled with happier and more pleasant encounters.

don't think a "client" should have to tolerate that, but if you're getting OTC time, you betcha. You signed up for the REAL her when you agreed to free shit lol. She does not owe you manners when she is not on your time. Sad, but true ha ha ha

sounds like " pretty standard fluff " to me...

Um, did you forget about our dinner date lol. Love ya babe!

No I did not.....Just waiting for the right time to get there babe.  It will be sooner than you think.  I cant wait.

This is far from standard stuff.

who the fuck are you seeing??

If she got sick, or was very hungry and asked to have a sip of juice or a snack. I only say that because, being an agency girl, I know that even the best laid plans get messed up, and you don't always get to eat. Better that she stops and refuels quickly than goes through your session with no energy. And as for being sick, everyone has a day. Maybe she ate something, or took some kind of medication, or is just hung over or something that isn't contagious, and thought she could get through it. Again, being an agency girl, I have seen the backlash for canceling for something that isn't a "legitimate illness", and some girls will try to push through because of pressure from the agency/themselves not to disappoint, or because she really needs the money, or because she really does think that she'll be fine with a glass of water and some crackers cause its just a weird day. Anything that comes from being a normal human being I don't think really belongs in a review, but things that she does as part of her service that aren't great or don't live up to expectations are ok to mention.  

"The lady falls asleep during the session and won't wake up."   Ugh...is she dead?

Those were the exact same two that I thought were excusable. Ladies get sick, they get hypoglycemic, shit happens.  

In my book, a hooker who cant keep herself from vomiting up my semen, simply cant be trusted.

"Yo, where can I smoke at?" LOL>>>>>

And you are just the kind of hooker I like to break in. You would be doing all sorts of things to me you dont do with your Johns now and loving it, begging for it after awhile.

Sounds too awful to be true..I am gullible/did you know that word isn't in the dictionary any more?

right back in his mouth would be be better..someone needs to gag this fuck..

So funny that you said "someone" too. You're certainly not man enough to stand up to me. You had to go to your GF. Pussy.

Seems like an understanding guy that goes with the flow ha ha. (well not all flows I hope)
 
Only if it isn't glowerlord, huh?  
 
I am afraid that Cpa has had some damage after all of those tax returns. I mean, anything has to be better than that right?
 
Just to prove he is crazy, he is all good with playing in the hot tub with me. That speaks volumes bwaaaaaaahahahaha

and any man who stands behind an alias is not ever man enough to stand up for anything..pussy..

Although I think it is the ultimate GFE. When you get to see the real girl, the one behind all the acting, without makeup, and you still want to hang around that says a lot.

Hiding behind an alias and attacking people is the height of pussydom.  

Is nobody's friend!

All real. And that's not even an exhaustive list. ROFL!

So tell me, all-knowing and all-wise whore-monger messiah, how does one go about screening for NQNS-induced regurgitation?

I'm with you on that!  I just rolled with the flow.  

Sleeping Beauty did it on each of three sessions.  

I shit you not!
All have websites and OK reputations
Two are not in the biz now.
Two have become friends (not close, but friends none the less)
All are over $250 per hour.
I have reviewed none of them
None know that I even have a TER handle.

I was using a literary device called "irony", mac.

While all those scenarios actually happened, I didn't include every piece of information, because the post was meant to be a little shocking but fun. You're reply is one of the few to thoughtfully address the possible realities of the situations. And I agree 100%

cleans up the spew, Japanese porn style?

...Not because of my stories. They are 100% true and all happened to me.

Yes that is the joke., I was making a joke to you/ i thought it was obvious. I didn't consider it would need clarity. gullible and dumb/ i am many things..those i am not..but why believe me..read my reviews..my intelligence is noted and well appreciated as is my sense of humor..I don't think I should post on these boards. I was trying to make you laugh since your story is so over the top and to question what to do seemed too impossible. Kind I am but not used to this so I will depart.. carry on..Be well..

Nah... You should post! intelligence AND humor is a rare commodity at time around here.  

Pointless whining

The 3 times I saw her, yes. Once during cunnilingus.

Case-in-point...   rofl

Again with the name calling?

Scary you would even think of those things

actually the session finishes five mins bef the hour for dressing.

Spoken like a true clockwatcher