Actually, it was more like 3 dreams with a prologue and an epilogue.
In the prologue MP67 appears before me all bound up in chains, only they are not really chains but flasks of booze. He says each one represents a different escort he's known, and to prepare to meet my fate that night. He attempts to fly out the window but instead crashed landed on the street below. Fortunately he is too bombed to even notice.
In the first dream I am going through a montage of meet and greets, with each one getting more and more X-rated and I begin to lose control of myself as everything dissolves into an orgy of lust. Off to the side I see my accountant shaking his head.
In the next dream all the gals I know from the hobby are giving me presents* which turn out to be prescriptions for Cialis and Viagra.
In the last dream a phalanx of doctors led by my urologist is marching me up a scaffold with 13 steps at the top of which is a guillotine. I look at the guillotine and see that it is way to small for me to fit my head into and proclaim such only to see the doctors all start to chortle. I don't get what's so funny.**
In the epilogue I wake up and look out the window. It's now morning. There's a boy loitering below and I ask him what day it is. He says Christmas so I get on the phone and call all my employees to get back in the office because there's so much backlog of work that I don't want to see a single day wasted.
Anyone else have a strange dream last night?
*Ghost of Christmas present, get it?
**If you don't get it either consider yourself blessed.
Please let me know if you'd like. reference to a good mohel. Guillotines are so messy.
Second of all, regarding MP67, I presume the flasks were empty.
Last, didn't you have any Hannukah dreams? What are you trying to do, challenge my position as the Worst Jew In The World? You really are close. But you'll have to get a tattoo.
it's for a grandchild, unless of course it's a goil.
Secondly: Well duh!
Thirdly: I've no particular interest in the title which you may (justly) keep. Maybe when Hanukkah produces a culture that is richer than an Adam Sandler song, my subconscious will comply but until then Charles Dickens will remain my muse.
And fourth, both you fucking heebs can fucking go fuck your fucking selves. Fucking fuck with my fucking good name? Fuck you fucking fucks! I’ll fucking have you know I fucking quit drinking fucking 5 minutes ago. At fucking least till I fucking get off fucking work tomorrow. Fucking work. Whose fucking idea was that? Fucking people as good looking as me shouldn’t fucking have to work. That fucking reminds me. I’m fucking going to the fucking Dallas area in a fucking few weeks and I’d fucking appreciate it if somebody could fucking refer me to a fucking hot provider to fucking fuck the taste out of my fucking mouth. It’d be fucking swell if one of you fucking did the fucking legwork for me since I’m such a fucking prince. 😁
You'll never work in this town again.
(Sorry, just fuckiin' with ya.)
My brother. Your best man. Thank you! I missed this! I realize I'm more twisted and chemical dependent than any human should be. But for some fucking reason... 
You know I know you know.
You have perhaps the WORST reputation on this entire board for being a foul-mouthed, perpetually drunk, old dirtbag with a SEVERE anger management problem. And you know it is well earned. And, in fact, that you are very proud of it. So shut the fuck up you fucking fucker.
Also, welcome back. I hope you stick around this time.
Oh, and you can fucking thank me any time for letting you know TER was back. Fucker.
A foul-mouthed, perpetually drunk dirtbag of a child with a SEVERE anger management problem, but a child compared to you nonetheless. lmao
Welcome back Mikey, you fucking fuck you.
I hope you don't mean that he is "less mature" than you. Yes Mikey is about as far from being mature as a person can get, but then again so are you. (and me too for that matter)
I wonder if Mikey will still be "punching people in the throat" when he's ninety? lol
Gambler! Right-fucking-on! I missed you brother! You and phil. I talk with mrfisher and inicky all the time, but you know. We gotta get stupid. Matter of fact....
but yes, where it comes to Inicky, getting stupid really helps in order to have a conversation with him. lmao
Not that either of us needs much of an excuse. lol
Nice to see you back, be careful about punching too many people in the throat though you fucking fucker.
Stick around? That's up to the new management. I admit I'm not 'everyone's cup of tea'. But if anyone doesn't like it they can go fuck themselves. It's as easy as that. I can live with 'rules'. Kinda. Just tell me what I can get away with and we'll see how far I can push it
Cool?
Steph's cup of tea. I say go for it.
Funny you should bring up "what I can get away with." GaG and I were just discussing that topic a few days ago. Lol
I see you've been livening the GDB up again, lol! Stay around this time!
Steph XOXO
Oohh most beautiful lady! Thank you! Uhhh! I missed you! What I want to know is when you'll let me, well you know...!
Steph. If what I saw was correct as far as your location and, would it break your heart if I flew there and spent a weekend with you? Of course you have to show me the great places to eat and such...
Steph. I want. Very much so! The board, sure. You, definitely...!
What do you think?
Yea Mikey you could have let me know about TER I had to find out on Rub Maps. Sheezz some friend you are.
Dude! I just found out again a week ago! You fell off the earth after we got together! WTF? mrfisher and inicky kept me in the loop. I missed this shit!
not good you wake you and you find it dream I hate happens I thought masterbation would fix it but it even worse to have a dream masterbating.
Who the fuck are you with your fucking incoherent shit? Go fuck yourself, and do it now, you fucking fuck. Fucking rub one out to whom-fucking-ever gets your ass off, you fucking worthless fuck. Fuck.
English is NOT your first language. Its like listening to one of the Asian providers their first day of work FOTB. Whatever your language is, you should run it through a translator before you post it here so its not "incoherent" as MD67 points out.
Actually, you fucking fucker, English was one of my better subjects, fucker, as well as math and history. I won't go in to my heritage cuz it's too long and involved unless you wanna? It might give you an idea why I have an attitude, fucking smart-ass...!
