"She wasn't the girl in the pics. I should have left right then, but I decided to go ahead with the session anyway."

Fucking IDIOT.

That's letting the wrong head doing the thinking!

These are just some of the things I've stumbled upon while reading reviews.

1.  "I pumped her to completion" (I think you're referring to the blow up doll you fucked last night)

2.  "I gave her all that I had and she took it like a champ" (Maybe there wasn't much for the taking)

3.  "She DT me all the way down, and I'm not the smallest" (Got to love the self proclaimed big dick)

4.  "I didn't know I was a magnum guy" (You didn't realize she put your balls in the condom"?


I know there are plenty of others that we've all read.....

Feel free to share some.....

"I was immediately thrown off by her not being the girl pictured"

#3 & #4 sound like he is trolling for MEN,  men are to target audience for TER reviews

Boilerplate.... BORING!


HalfHour

1.  LFK leads to DFK
2.  She drops to her Knees and gives me the best BBBJ I have ever had
3.  Was gonna blow so I pulled her off and went to the honey pot DATY
4.  This was the "sweetest" I have ever had
5.  She "O"ed once or twice
6.  She put on Cover and we had FSMP, CG, RCG, STP, RGB, IBM, ATT, FUK
7.  Finally I blew
8.  We laid and discussed sweet nothings till time was up

rinse and repeat.............sheesh