Apparently a few of my remarks, over the years, have led a few friends to ask me if I see escorts, etc.

After a barrage of "You can tell me." "Your secret is safe" and other proddings I finally came up with an indirect answer.

"I'm a member of a sexual time share."

And the more I thought about what I said it made pretty good sense. It's a "get a way", I'm not directly responsible for maintenance, but my "share time" is flexible. Insurance is limited to good excuses and the price of condoms.

Best of all is I don't have to worry about selling my interest once my "play days" are over.