Happen across a client that had a odd dick or maybe something there that made you not want to bb it. How did you handle it when you pretty much knew he was expecting BBBJ?

It made it a bit painful.

A gent I saw had pearly something or other (PPP I think). I forgot what they were called, but it's not a contagious disease. I still wasn't sure and told him I had no knowledge of them and I could google it on my phone right then or give him a cbj. He opted for the cbj because he didn't want to wait on the google.

One guy that wanted bb had an uncircumcised dick that smelled of old pee and spoiled cheese. He expected a BBBJ and got upset when I told him no.

Do you perform a Dick Check (check for obvious symptons of STDs) before giving a bareback blowjob?

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Wow! That's gross

If it looks like an STD, sorry, you're too stupid to do anything with me. I've had guys show up with obvious herpes blisters, either on their mouth or their junk, and I just say "sorry dude, you need this money for the doctor" and show them the door. You know if something is really wrong with your junk. Don't put that shit on me.

That's one of the reasons why I DON'T offer Uncovered!!
I'm not putting myself in the position to have to deal with that.  
No gracias..

Don't take this the wrong way but when my son was little I told him to tuck his private on both sides of his undies. I explained that he should switch sides on tucking it away so he didn't end up with a crooked penis.

I am always shocked when a guy shows up for a massage and reeks of #2 and doesn't ask to shower to freshen up.  That would be the #1 issue for me personally.  #2 is horrible breath after a long day of work. I refer to it as FOSSIL breath and I understand everyone gets it, including me BUT I always chew gum or a mint or gargle with mouthwash right before a client shows up.  Sometimes their breath is so unpleasant it appears to not have been tended to in ages, like a fossil!

that we have unhygienic grown men running around which brings up another question.  

If he is a clean guy, just a moderately stinky person, I'll make a note to put him in the shower. Anything more than that though and I won't even bother. I'm not a mother, and I certainly am not trying to be paid to be one lol

Keep off more appts?
Mmmmm bad smell down there or mouth, armpits, rude, short on donation, bad review

I am amazed that there are so many stories about Men who show up lacking proper hygene.  I would feel unattractive if I reeked. It is also inconsiderate to the ladies.  So fellows, just follow TheGovernors example, and trust me, your ATF will not be able to wait to repeat with you at your Mansion.  Shower, shave, manscape, and look professional....Wear a Tie!  Women are attracted to men who Dress for Sucess!

When there is a viewing of my dead body.  And even there my family would be going against my final wishes.

I understand.....For many years I dressed casually.  I have found that people receive me better when I wear a tie, be it the Bank, a Sales appointment, the Grocery Store, or the whore behind the door!  Works for me.

My bank contacts have known me for years, and in many cases are personal friends now.  Same with clients as well.  

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Please, no one take this personally, but if she is willing to see me not fresh breath and showered, maybe I do not want to see her. Shower less than three hours, teeth less than one and mouthwash just before I get out of the car. I guess my self image is just a little low.

It’s not really about “attracting the gals here”,  but rather not strutting in looking a fool and smelling foul. If you’re smart, you’ll try to put your best foot forward in order to get the most “bang for your buck” for lack of a better phrase.  

Even if going out to a formal restaurant, a sportscoat and slacks or jeans looks very nice.  Then again, it probably depends on which city you live in.  (Im from a very casual city, where people dress like crap, so Im probably easily impressed.)  But, the effort of looking and smelling nice is always appreciated.  Especially cologne.  Mmmm....  I know some ladies don't like it, but I love to smell a guy's cologne on my clothes later after he is gone!

The guys that actually have money no longer feel any need to "dress for success" I've worn a tie maybe three or four times in the last ten years or so.

Truth be told, in the business I am in (oil) most people would have no respect for me if I showed up wearing a tie. Now if you are in banking or insurance a different set of rules applies, but not in my world.

Cologne goes without saying! My favorite in the summer is Caswell Massey Newport, it has that clean, fresh coastal scent.  In the winter, I opt for Cartier because it is stronger with a nice spice to it, without over powering it.  As far as the tie goes Lila,you will have to forgive me for being old school.

And a guy wearing a tie, but who didn't wash his butt--THAT must be really unbearably weird.

If you're responding to me you need to reread my post.

Asking him to get circumcised is a bit much.

My concern is that young providers will think it's too old fashioned. My age is already an issue for some (cough...BCG...cough  .

Write a Review on that guy!  There needs to be a client review board! oh boy would providers have a field day with that!  You better believe if you had rotten twat, he'd run over here and get that review up fast indicating such.

Sorry dude, you can't blame being stinky on the call system.

when I rip a silent one. rofl.    

my clothes will be clean and neat, but there will not be a tie.  I will also be dressed for the environment.  If I'm meeting a lady at a beach hotel, I will be dressed very casually; if it's a nice business hotel, then I will be dressed business casual.

Not blaming anything. Just saying days like today make it difficult. Nothing scheduled, so hypothetical for today.

to receive the 2nd call?

No need for a tie A lot of ladies prefer (myself included) a clean t-shirt & crisp jeans.

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I don't even mind getting hostile responses to a post commenting on the weather. It means that those who responded in such a way will probably spend a little extra time in how the clean themselves before a session.

We in the depths of the Deep South (Keystone is in Florida...Im in Bama)...A fresh up shower is a must down here...Especially in the summer. It gets very very steamy hot down here.!

On a cool LA night, I can shower at home, in ten minutes be with my regular, or a half hour for the other regular, and...it's (here it comes) no sweat! (*rimshot*)  

In his pajamas, fat, 65, and fugly.

Posted By: SiaMorganVIP

No need for a tie A lot of ladies prefer (myself included) a clean t-shirt & crisp jeans.

Just about an year ago I realized dressing casual is more difficult than wearing suit and tie so I went back to it.  

Most of them like well dressed men so I have been told by several I have seen.

Ohhhh hahahahaha cat liking ..... This is going to be stuck kn my head for the next 5 sessions at least! Hahaha  

I understand heat makes sweat, but there really is no excuse for expecting a woman to deal with swamp ass and body odor. Especially not having to walk to your car, drive, sit in your car and text her, and then walk into a hotel.  

I usually show up in shorts and a nice shirt. In socal that is the norm and I want to blend in. In NYC that probably wouldn't work. LOL

They got that "Dry Heat" in LA?  
My bestie in Arizoma said I could "kiss her wet ass" when I mentioned the "dry heat" theory.