i had an experience about 20 years ago when first started visiting this massage parlor. this parlor was about 20mins away from the city i had previously visited and it was on the way to my brother's place. the provider is married (she told me on my first visit), so there was no extras. The 2nd visit, i was only expecting a massage, but towards the end to my surprise she went under the towel and grabed my junk and started jerking. it was spectacular! I was feeling great coming out of the parlor. while it was an overcast day, i decided that i would visit my brother's family. on my way there, i passed the intersection where i turned into this small country road. the intersection had 2 bars across from each other and a small gas station on one of the corner. by that time it had started raining hard, and all suddently it just started pouring (torrential rain). i hit a puddle of water, and with my luck the car died. I was about a mile away from the bars/gas station i just passed, this happend in the early 2000 so i didn't have a cell phone at the time, i decided to track back to the bars/gas station. as i was running, maybe half a block into it, i saw truck, and i tried to signal it to give me a ride, but the truck just just kept on going. I bearly saw the truck until it was about 10ft from me. right after it passed i see another vehicle headlights right behind it, but it was slowing. i ran to it and jumped in the passenger side and started drying myself off, thanking the person for helping me out. and then i heard this very faint voice saying 'help, help, help'. as i turned towards the driver side, i see a hand on the steering wheel, but nobody was in the seat. i was as white as a ghost. i jumped out the door and just started running. i didn't stop until i got to one of the bar. only about 3 people were in the bar and the bar tender. i was drenched and I was in tears. I told them what i saw. they all were amazed. the bar tender asked me if i wanted to call the police, we all didn't know what to do. after a while i went accross the room to the pay phone to call my brother to pick me up. when i got to the phone another guy walked in the bar, he was drenched too and had this frown on his face, at once, everybody at the bar asked him 'did you see it too? '. the guy looked puzzle and said 'see what???' , and then he said 'i've been pushing my car out in the rain for a mile and half, at one point this a$$hole jumped in my car and started drying himself. when i asked for help, he just took off running with the door wide open, that jerkoff!'. at this point i was on the phone with my brothers wife and she told me she'll be on her way to pick me up. felt kinda embarrassed so i stood outside to wait for her. by then it had stopped raining. I told this story to the provider the next time i visited that parlor....man, that girl couldn't stop laughing. it got to a point where it was so annoying i just stopped visiting the parlor. I thought she was a friend and would be more understanding.
I feel hoodwinked having read that story.
+1. I was wondering why that story belongs on a fuckboard? This kid has posted some real whoppers in the last week.
I'm not a kid sir, I'm over 40yo.
Maybe he thought someone who jumped into a car to get a lift without waiting for the car to stop and asking the driver if he could get a lift was a “kid”, mentally if not physically.
Thanks Steve. Just hard for me to believe that a grown ass man would think that word salad was appropriate for a fuckboard. I guess we learn something new every day.
Where are you seeing 'salad'?
erotic humor board, but the mods disagreed with me when I brought it up. If he was not a kid, he would not have addressed you as "sir." Oops. Lol
He’s clearly a kid because he doesn’t know what a word salad is. DOH! Then again, it appears he’s from Minnesota. Probably thinks Deliverance was a love story.
I mean... you just don't understand how terrifying it was at the time (not knowing). You gotta understand it was dark, and the wind was blowing with the heavy rain fall. I was just happy to get out of the rain, and all sudden turning my head to the driverside and seeing no one. I bet you, you would be horrify as well.
Was the town called "Sleepy Hollow?" Lol
There's a Sleepy Eye, Minnesota.
I felt "hoodwinked" because this story really doesn't have anything to do with a massage parlor.
well it does. it happened that day i visited the massage parlor. It went from joyous moment to a bizarre one
for posting this story. I can't stop laughing. this is epic!
Glad you enjoyed the story, but it wasn't supposed to be funny. On second thought, it kinda is
I think you copied one of Rod Serling's Twilight Zone stories ... that ended up in his wastebasket.
Posted By: karllokia
... it was an overcast day, i decided that i would visit my brother's family. on my way there, i passed the intersection where i turned into this small country road. the intersection had 2 bars across from each other and a small gas station on one of the corner. ... at this point i was on the phone with my brothers wife and she told me she'll be on her way to pick me up. ...
...of the worst novel ever written. Congatulations! Your story has outdone Sir Edward George Bulwer-Lytton. Make sure to enter your story when the next Bulwer-Lytton FICTION contest is held:
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
Wasn't meant to be a story. It was an experience I had when I started visiting massage parlors
I actually went back to that massage Parlor over the weekend, and it looks like they closed down. I wanted to see if that provider still works there.
You must have forgotten that in your bullshit story you claimed this happened TWENTY YEARS AGO. You wanted to see if the massage parlor was still there and if that provider still works there? TWENTY YEARS LATER?! You're an idiot and your story is bullshit.
Well thanks for reading my story. Sounds like you went deep into reading it. More stories to come from the many experiences I've had over the 20 plus yrs... trust me, I have a lot
It's in the FIRST LINE of your OP, you moron!
Any of the "many experiences" you will post about will also be bullshit. That's the only thing you have "a lot" of.
Wow, why are you so angry? I'm not sure if I should laugh, or be worry. Look we're here because we all enjoy this hobby. I understand some handle it better than others. I suggest you take a break for a while. Once your mind is in the right place then maybe come back. Don't let this hobby get you all worked up. Just learn from your mistakes. And please take care of yourself mentally. Mental health is real, and very important.
20 years later, can you imagine what she must look like? Lol
Probably in her 50s. She was around 30 when I first met her. Her husband was quite old when they married, in his late 50s, a few years back before I met her. I've seen lady massage into 60s, so pretty normal, pretty sure she's still massaging
Because BigPapasan blew up your fake story, no one here is going to believe you in the future. You should change your username on your TER account and start over, and next time around, post stuff that really happened so you won't get caught in a lie.
With your advice I've now changed my username. Thanks
which is, he actually did check on the massage parlor 20 years later.
That would be unusual behavior for most people. However, the more I read this gentleman’s posts, the more I’m thinking he may have actually made the return visit.
He's a beauty, ain't he? If they're out there, they find us!
he is the new board pinata, or just some low-hanging fruit. Lol
Instead of focusing on this boring story, let's examine the sad sacks that spend their lives on the fuck board which is just X-rated Social media. I have to wonder when CDL and pals have time to watch Tik-Tok, see Barbie and binge watch crap TV let alone see escorts.
Fucking hilarious. Who fucking cares what karlokia has to say, well unless you are a pathetic loser with no life of your own.
I'd also like to start a voting for King and Queen of the Fuck Board.
My vote is obvious King CDL and Queen Queen Bia! I mean does there really need to be a vote. I'm guessing they will want to play Taylor Swift music at the coronation.
Hey guys, I'll be back with an update soon.
Please, for God’s sake, NO! Let it die a peaceful death.
Ok, I'll stop. Just because it was you who requested it
Perhaps we need a "TER Post scary story" and put a link to this thread. 
Seriously, who here cares about this guys relationship with the lady.
Obviously the 2000 plus and counting who's read it
I went searching and found the friend of that provider. She told me that provider went back to China before the pandemic. Unfortunately she divorced her husband a few years before that. She reunited with her children's father. I believe she's doing ok. That friend still keeps in regular contact with that provider and sent me a recent picture. The provider aged a little bit since and got a bit chubbier. For sure I'll still hit that. Didn't ask what she does now, but don't think she massages anymore. I told the friend to tell her I said hi, and about the story (didn't go into details with the friend). The friend got back to me just last night, laughing, and told me the provider remembered. Hoping to reunite with the provider if she ever comes back to the states (small chance that will happen, but fingered crossed
. I'll keep you all posted. Peace!
You kept searching (!) until you found a friend of the former provider.
You say her divorcing her husband is “unfortunate “ even though you know nothing about her marriage and why she got divorced.
The former provider has reunited with the father of their children, and you believe she’s doing ok and is no longer doing massage.
Yet you hope to “reunite” with the provider, and “for sure (you‘ll) still hit that.”
I don’t say this often, but you’re one sick puppy.
A word of advice: LEAVE THIS POOR WOMAN IN PEACE!
Ok, only because you said so
Steve, he didn’t find a friend of the woman. This whole story is bullshit. No chance there’s even a grain of truth to it. He’s a time waster who’s laughing at us for putting up with his fiction. Another kid with no life and nothing better to do than try to ruin our fuckboard.
Me, no life?? You talking about yourself? I'll make sure to give us life, God damn it!
Hey guys, as promise, another update for you all... So the friend connected me with the provider in China. I chatted with the provider thru WeChat. If y'all don't know, WeChate is like China's version of, I guess, Facebook here in the states. Boy, did she get chubby. We talked and before long she brought up the scary story I told her 20yrs ago. And like before, she just kept on laughing. She's just as annoying as before. I honestly don't think I want to contact her again. I'll be back with another update... this time in regards to the friend. I saw the friend last week for a session (she also does massage). Can't wait to tell you all about it. Note- she's also a married woman. Have a great weekend guys! Peace
-- Modified on 9/1/2023 4:01:07 PM
Go to some tiny local board and talk
What is you talking about? You don't think this a tiny local board??
Media & Erotic Literature Board? (I never go there so I don't know what fits and what doesn't.)
Posted By: SuperGoldenGlobe69
Re: At least not on TER General
Go to some tiny local board and talk
If nobody cares, why is y'all keep reading
Unfortunately Karl doesn’t care, or he thinks we’re joking. He’s an idiot.
Thanks for letting us know. Looks like your the smartest one in here. Please keep preaching
https://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/massage-parlor-raid-1002968?#1002968
