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Re: The "wife experience" is code for BBFS and I just hang up. (eom)confused_smile
rocky_mountain_oysters 463 reads
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I get a LOT more BBFS with providers than I get with my wife.  NOT kidding.

Mama_Kin2173 reads

What gave anyone the idea that i was
interested in the wife experience?

You tell me;

How i should dress
How clean i should be
What my hair should look like
How much dinero you require to fuck me
When i should show up
When sex will occur
IF sex will occur
How much time it will take to satisfy me
If a blowjob will take place
If i can FYITA!
etc....

Thats a lot of IF's if you ask me
My wife already makes most of those demands


When did the Hobby turn into the WIFE EXPERIENCE?

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SadHeHasHasToPayForIt572 reads

To be unshowered, in dirty sweats, looking lika slob, smelling even worse? Be able to just walk up to her whenever, shove your cock in her mouth and fingers up ass, and fuck her till you're done, then walk away? For Free?

"etc."

Let's see

You why you may view women like this...
You have mommy issues
You hate women
You are borderline or a sociopath
You live in a dream world where it's all about you.
You are a shit stirrer, and not a very bright one
You are a whiny princess bitch
You are a self absorbed cheapskate asshole
You are passive aggressive and in a bad marriage
You are off your meds
You are short, poorly endowed, and have self image issue.
You have been laughed at by a hooker
You cant afford to hobby so you troll the boards
You secretly want a sex slave locked in yoir basement like you saw on TRUtv
You are a nice guy and want to contribute a funny and sarcastic OP, and this is your first attempt

It's 4am and that's all I got on this one.

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rocky_mountain_oysters604 reads

Many of us hobby to get services & menus that are more PSE & not plain boring standard fare.  How about more kink ladies???  Most providers refuse to do more than plain garden variety sex & the basics.
Most providers fail in this area.

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SweetCherry69390 reads

Plain jane variety is boaring... although if that is what is requested I will willingly ablige...

I am more like...pull my hair...slap my ass...ride me like a cowboy....

LOL....wow did I say that out loud....

I have had many men come to me and say their wives wont suck their cock, wont let them CIM, wont let them do it in the bum....etc. etc....

I thought that is what we are here for? lol to put some excitement back in the bedroom for the gents...

OH and having a sex slave chained in the bedroom is much more fun....:D hehe
xoxo
Cherry

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crystalforfun357 reads

If you are looking for more than standard fare, buy Vip and use the search engine or visit the BDSM board.  Not all woman are into sexual objectification and will not do what you want just because you want it.  But there are many who will also.  Providers are like icecream, some are vanilla some are not.  Not everyone likes vanilla, but there is a large majority that does.  If your looking for more of a twist ice cream that search for it, it is definitely out there.

Posted By: rocky_mountain_oysters
Many of us hobby to get services & menus that are more PSE & not plain boring standard fare.  How about more kink ladies???  Most providers refuse to do more than plain garden variety sex & the basics.
Most providers fail in this area.

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magic4u338 reads

Providers are people to. If you come to the session unclean, rude, demanding, and not knowing how to speak to a provider, she may see you that one time......but soon after you leave be put down in her DNL.

A good provider may see 4-6 cleints a day while touring. With numbers like that, you have to prove to her why you're worth seeing.

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mistressjessica324 reads

Do tell,

I am always open to suggestions,,

How should it go?

Here is the flip side to what you just said.

If I dress in something I like, you may hate it
If I wear to much perfume/soap you complain
If I curl or cut my hair, It's not what my picture showed
Read the website. $$ should not be a question and, as I stated earlier
You pay for it either way
If I don't give you ALL that you ask for YOU are unhappy..

So.... get over yourself and learn to communicate better, do your homework and treat it like a first
date.. Unless you prefer a door mat. Then I would suggest purchasing yourself a young submissive asian wife from Korea.... or you could buy yourself porn and get better acquainted with Rosie and her sisters....

LOVE ya....

We really do strive to please you and I really do enjoy what I do. but this is not a mind reading exercise..

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inicky46359 reads

paying someone to shit on you and not have any sex!

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