The other night I was at home by myself watching TV and I decided to have a few cookies. I really like the devil's food Snackwells.

I went to the kitchen, opened the box got out four and returned to my seat. As I sat down, I popped one of the cookies into my mouth and laid the other three on the TV tray next to me.

As I was eating the cookie, I noticed that it tasted different ... just a little odd.

I didn't think much about it until I looked over at my other three cookies and as I watched numerous small black ants scurried away from them in all directions.

Yum ... just call me, The Exterminator or if you need some fine chocolate delicacies I know where to find them.

OFF's Exterminators and Fine Eatery ... We are here to serve you!

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-- Modified on 4/11/2008 8:20:45 AM

For the guys ... isn't this why you actually read the post?

OFF

Unrelated but very gratuitous "Boobiage and very nice assage" photo

-- Modified on 4/11/2008 8:51:39 AM

with your pitchers of fuckin little antz.

Don't be a tease, OFF!!