French = Whenever France is invaded or theatened, their troops drop to their knees and break out into spontaneous blowjobs on the invaders. It's a well recognized medical condition that has yet been explained.
Greek = The Greeks have historically been known to indiscriminately stick their dicks into anything and everything, even the out door.
Russian = It's just too damned cold to get naked, so the guy just pulls down his fly and the girl just opens her shirt and then they do what comes natural.
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
VIP MEMBER
, you are now a VIP member!
We thank you for your purchase!
VIP MEMBER
, Thank you for becoming VIP member!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!