Ok, so I log onto my e-mail thinking that at long last, Salma Hyak has finally seen the error of her ways and is trying to get me back.... and she is bringing Natasha Nice with her.

but newwwwweo... I got mail from mylife.com....

they wish to inform me that 8 people have searched for me... they include:
5 people aged 51 - 71
A 53-year-old, male living in Water Valley, TX
6 women  (you guessed it 65-80!)

I guess that means that I am not on Megan Fox, Elisha Dusku or even Jennifer Aniston's search list. Damn.

but hey, there is hope.... perhaps Sophia Loren, Ursula Anress, and Liz Taylor may be in need of a new boy toy....

sheese... This is truly depressing.

some hottie to come looking for me, I'd never get laid.

Eliza Dusku !!!

Anytime a female is seeking you out, you will get more then you bargained for!

I get the same junk too, except my favorite is when they say that the people are near you... but in reality they live 10 hours away.

...she's in her 60's but still looks great !!