Often times, real-life activities and events find their way into people's dreams.  Has anyone else had dreams about the hobby?  (Both hobbyists and providers are welcome to share.)  I had this one last night, and need to get it off my chest.

 
I arrive at a provider's apartment, where multiple bedrooms are branching off the main hall, where appointments are happening.  The bedroom doors are open for some reason.  Me and the provider go into a shower together.  As we're about to DFK, the bathroom door opens, and a female LE in full uniform walks in.  I'm more confused than scared, and I grab the shower curtain to cover the Real Slim Shady standing up.  The provider I'm with is acting like nothing's wrong, and just standing there naked in front of the LE.

The LE looks at me, and says "Hi, I_like_escorts" (my real name instead).  She turns to my provider, and tells her something I don't really listen to.  She turns back to me, and says: "I just helped kick out a belligerent client, and the girl is lonely.  Can you and her [my provider] join her [the other provider] in the bedroom?"  The LE takes my provider by the hand, and directs me to follow.

I'm on cloud nine, excited about my first double, and for the donation of a one-on-one to boot, while having lingering fears if this is a precursor to an arrest.  As we're walking through the hall, still naked, led by the LE, I glance into other bedrooms, where appointments are still happening.  Finally, we arrive at the bedroom with the lonely provider.  The LE says something and walks away, and me and my provider are about to go inside.  

That's when I woke up!  

-- Modified on 9/19/2020 1:27:15 PM

Is like the lamest Penthouse Forum letter ever.

It's a dream, not an actual Penthouse letter.  Either so, wouldn't it be nice if LE were like that in real life?

cock blocked by your own sub conscience

Either my subconscious or my own body.  When you're about to fool around with a woman, let alone two women, your heart rate goes up hard and fast.  If you're about to do this in a dream, that's usually enough to jar you awake, because adrenaline.

Yeah, dream cock blocking is a real phenomena ... it's how you subconsciously learn to avoid "nocturnal emissions" as they are called.  

Once they have started fucking women?

Mine are very simple.  I am 20 or so years younger with a raging hard cock ( and I think to myself in the dream, boy its great to have a naturally hard cock again).  I am about ready to fuck this hot women and get distracted, and spend time searching for her, never to find her.   Very frustrating.

Oh, and she has medium size tits and a trimmed bush. for those who care.

Doesn't that suck?!?!
One that you dont have to pay for, or even work to get and your own body denies you...

What an imagination. If I had VIP membership I would read your fantasy reviews. I love a man with creativity!

What's your feedback about the part with a "trimmed bush"?

banned from my dreams.  I like shaved-smooth.  

If that was directed at me, thanks!

It must be directed at your dream.  Mine is an exercise in frustration.