: TER General Board Discussion : Re: "Tell me your fantasies"...Has anyone really done so?....

mrfisher 111 Reviews 937 reads

posted 5 years ago

1 / 10

"Tell me your fantasies"...Has anyone really done so?....

And what was the reaction? Did the gal run out of the room screaming?

Sometimes I get asked this question and fear that if I really did tell her my fantasies, this is what would happen. In fact it did happen at an MP with a gal I had seen many times before simply because I asked her to allow COF. She just walked out the door and left me hanging, so to speak. Since then I've been more circumspect.

Gals, have you ever asked this question and got more than you bargained for? What did you do?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 127 reads

posted 5 years ago

2 / 10

I didn't get very far . . . . .

She asked me almost exactly as you put it . . . . "Tell me your fantasy, and I'll see what I can do . . ." I responded with, "First, we will need a sheep, a live chicken, and a bathtub full of jello . . .", and she left before I could tell her what the fantasy was.

I realized as I got older that I should replace the sheep and chicken each with additional women, and the bathtub full of jello with an inflatable children's swimming pool containing about a half-inch of peanut oil. I actually got this many years later, set up by one of my P4P regulars who recruited two of her friends, and we all had a great time. The best part was that it was my birthday gift from her, so I didn't pay.

impposter 49 Reviews 123 reads

posted 5 years ago

3 / 10

Re: "Tell me your fantasies"...Has anyone really done so?....

Posted By: mrfisher

And what was the reaction? Did the gal run out of the room screaming?

Maybe she ran from the room because she has a fear of and allergy to CDL's peanuts?

GaGambler 115 reads

posted 5 years ago

4 / 10

I guess I must be getting old

I no longer have fantasies where it comes to any kind of particular sex act. I do have things I like to do, but fortunately I have never had any sexual fantasies that would lead to my death or imprisonment, and I have pretty much acted on all the rest.

Or maybe I am not old, maybe I just don't have a vivid enough imagination? lol

mrfisher 111 Reviews 115 reads

posted 5 years ago

5 / 10

I hear ya...

Sadly, what fantasies I have left would lead to my death and/or imprisonment. 8o)

GaGambler 123 reads

posted 5 years ago

6 / 10

And we all know that you have no "lack of imagination" lol

You aren't called "Fish the Freak" for no good reason. It's the only reason that I could ever be friends with anyone as "nice" as you. lol

Here is to avoiding death and/or imprisonment for as long as we possibly can 8o)

JackDunphy 127 reads

posted 5 years ago

7 / 10

Nah, they never run out of the room, Mr. Fissure.

The worst thing they have ever done is counter offer, and we both usually end up with an agreement.

Btw, look for my new book, entitled "Art of the Steal" coming out in paper back on Saturday. If CDL, buys it, I will autopgraph it for him. He will no doubt pay more than the list price of the book so I would feel the need to toss him a bone. LOL

impposter 49 Reviews 121 reads

posted 5 years ago

8 / 10

Re: I hear ya...

Posted By: mrfisher

Re: I hear ya...
Sadly, what fantasies I have left would lead to my death and/or imprisonment. 8o)

Some people's fantasies DO involve death and/or imprisonment.
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(Not mine, thank you.)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 113 reads

posted 5 years ago

9 / 10

I am well-known for my generous . . . .

tipping of working girls, but I don't tip authors. At this point in my life, I would rather spend my money on my dick than on my brain. So I won't buy your book. I will wait and see the movie.

JackDunphy 143 reads

posted 5 years ago

10 / 10

The book will contain things the movie will not.

But fear not, haggling with hot, young, hookers will be featured prominently in both. LOL

You might want to turn the sound down on your TV so you don't take offense, but then, for you at least, it would be a silent movie.