Saw a provider the other day. Absolute knockout, face and body. Had some pretty good skills under the sheets, but damn the porn star fake moans and screams was intensely distracting and ruining the experience!  Why do some of the ladies do this?!  And is there a polite way to say "hey, put a sock in it"?  Reminds me of the movie "forgetting Sarah Marshall" where she keeps jabbering on and then says "do you wanna gag me?" and he says "well yeah, kinda now" lol.

I was gonna ask if anyone really buys this crap or appreciates it, but judging by so many of the reviews I've read, I guess they do. Sure guy, you're her 4th client today, but you just gave her 6 orgasms...

I've no doubt many providers are capable and do orgasm. My ATF used to pull a semi-porn fake o and moans until we got comfortable after a few visits, I learned what she liked, and she started having real ones. Funny how the porn star type screams are so much less satisfying than some good old fashioned heavy breathing nd passionate kissing. Nothing better than a woman grabbing your ass and pulling you to her for all she's worth while she moans into your deep kiss!   do not expect a provider to have an O, and will not pressure her to by asking if she did. While I will do my best to make sure she enjoys herself, my ego is not wrapped up in if she does or doesn't O. I'm realistic. I'm not going to climb into bed with someone I just met 10 minutes ago and expect or think for a minute that she'll finish even once, let alone every time my junk points in her general direction.  

I would much prefer a few soft words of encouragement, a lot of hand to body action, and perhaps some light moans or heavy breathing just so I don't forget I've got someone with me, lol. Is there a good way that won't offend to just say "hey sweetie, I appreciate the effort, but let's keep it just a little more real"?

I don't know how other providers would take this but if I was being to loud (I'm more of a heavy breather and whimpering) I would want you to put your hand over my mouth (but not covering my nose so I can still breath) look me in my eyes, put one finger over your mouth to signal hush and give me a good pounding.

This may excite her more or may give her an idea to cool it down but this is just me!!!

My 1st time doing greek was with someone that I had seen quite a bit and until then she had never gone over the top with the fake stuff which, like you, I don't need it. This time however she was getting kind of loud and suddenly says "I'm cuming I'm cumming" well being my 1st time greek and the fact that I was a heavy guy I wasn't even sure I was in her butt and not her vag, so I decided to reach under to find out..(all the while thinking, OK thanks for the effort to make me think I'm rocking your world but not very likely) Well much to my surprise not only was I in her butt but her pussy was soaking wet. I mean like never before, it was flooded. Turned out she really gets off on anal.

But in all seriousness, it can be so loud that the neighbors will hear or other hotel guests. Plus, I love to get vocal, but I can't stand to hear that fake moaning and yelling. I just want to laugh.

Hugs,
ciara

but in my relatively brief hobbying experience I have never encountered a provider who fakes orgasms. I think it has something to do with my approach to the experience which is upfront and friendly. There's really not a lot of fantasy. I like honest one on one experiences and that's what I get. It is true that at least 50% of the time the provider does not come. I don't sweat it. Hopefully she's enjoying herself but I don't force the issue.

So I'm thinking that one factor here is the providers you end up picking. I'm not sure what it is. I'm always looking for honest, transparent folks and that's usually what I get. You're sampling from a different part of the pond.

There's I see now who is ridiculously loud and is truly multi-orgasmic. But I picked her because I like that. She said during one of our first visits, "I hope you don't mind the noise. There's really not much I can do about it."

Wow! So a screamer is by definition a faker?  I find that a little unfair, and even ignorant. Some women vocalize more than others, but I love it, to be honest. If it's so fake, then why do women vocalize so much more than men - shouldn't we be equal? Really. Removing faked orgasms and the like - and they go away after a period of time - why do women vocalize more than men? I'd say it's because they are far more connected to their feelings and emotions. I don't even notice it when women are screaming anymore because it's just part of the whole experience. But the funny thing is that my neighbor in the bedroom that is right next to my bedroom - he does. Of course it was 3am when this happened, EC was, I guess, a real screamer, and I had a new TV and new music back there ever since getting stuck for 6 hours with a provider and a back in so much pain we could only watch bad movies on basic cable (I need to call her). Really. I hadn't noticed the noise until he was banging on the wall. So I banged right back. When EC finished, she banged twice herself - nice and hard. YAY!

This is a young couple who complain about being awakened at 3am. Why don't they just roll over and fuck each other? They filed a complaint actually and I've been here 10 years and talked to the manager and got very hot about it, saying "Look, I'll turn down music, but there is no way I would ask a woman to stop making noise - not in a million years. You can take me to court if you like - I would love to go - they would laugh at you. That kid and his wife can damn well wait for a 63-year-old man and his girl to finish an orgasm - it's not like it took an hour."

My opinion is simple. Let's have more screamers - men and women. It's okay to fake it - Fake it until you make it, as they say. Because the natural state of good sex is making a lot of noise - and I'll stand by them words.

put your hand over my mouth and say shut up bitch i'm going to fu.... you.

Only kidding

Mention the noise is distracting to you. Alot of ladies here do get into what their doing and enjoy themselves as much as you will let them.

Kisses Haley

Are you 100% sure she is faking?

Maybe you're not giving yourself enough credit.

I would be very wary of saying or doing anything; besides, I kind of like the noise, real or Memorex.

It's all part of the show that I'm paying for.

You are the client.  I do everything I can to pleasure my partner, and I have gotten to the point that I put in the e-mails that "fake orgasms will result in no return visits".  Still, I can be as easily fooled as the next guy.  But remember, she is not with you because she needs an orgasm.  When all said and done, she is not going to storm out the door because you told her to be honest and not fake it.  It may be a habit she can't break now.  But you should not have to hesitate to be honest with her.  If she will get made at you because you ask for it to be an honest performance, than she is not a very good provider.  One that I have always returned too actually drives me nuts by not providing feedback verbally.  And I don't think she fakes either because the Os have been few -- I think.  But she has the absolute sweetest moans and they are genuine because they are not consistant but responsive.  I can listen to her sounds all day long.

Ask the girl up front if she's a screamer and go on to one thats not. Please don't try to change her because some of us like our bitches load LOL

... Knowing the stats on this, I ALWAYS roll my eyes when I see this in reviews.

Come on guys...  really?

Again, I'm sure some of the "Os" are real, but EVERY REVIEW?  Give me a break.

"Wow! So a screamer is by definition a faker?  I find that a little unfair, and even ignorant."

No.  And I believe what's ignorant are the guys proclaiming they gave their provider 6 O's.  

I've had screamers before.  Legitimate screamers who just could not help it.  One in particular, a german girlfriend who's enthusiasm in bed and vocalness has since been unmatched for me.  It was a turn on because it was real.  She'd biten me more than a few times when I'd do the "hand over the mouth" routine when we needed to be quiet, which was also a turn on.  Woman left more than a few bite marks on my hand and shoulder!  Now THAT was fun.  

I've also had relationships with a couple truly multi-orgasmic women.  Actually, my first girlfriend was.  Imagine poor me moving on in life thinking that's how they all were only to discover the truth!

Point is, if it's real, it's great.  When it's obviously fake, it's a turn off.  When she's doing the porn star queen scream, and I catch her glancing at the clock....it's not ignorant, it's fake, and it's a bigger turn off than the glancing at the clock is (since I try to keep  tabs on time myself).