Once I booked someone who, out of nowhere, started switching between different accents while we were together. At first it caught me off guard, but honestly I found it really cool and kind of arousing hearing her moan in different accents actually turned me on even more. It wasn’t something I expected at all, but it definitely made the whole experience stand out, by the way the hottest one for me was spanish.  

This lovely woman is now retired and many considered her to be one of the best all around providers in NYC at the time and by "all around" I mean she would score highly in every area i.e. looks, skills, kindness, personality, attire, sexiness, professionalism, promptness, email response time, etc.
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She would tour Philly regularly and my dates with her were epic. When I got to know her a bit better, she would insist on getting a third orgasm from me in our 90 minute or 2 hour sessions. IOW, she would always make the attempt, and a significant attempt at that. She would often fail, based on no fault of her own of course, but one particular time her success was very memorable.
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After our second round this one date, she laid next to me, talking to me, as she gently stroked my cock with her hand. Not to get me hard again, necessarily, just something she would do as it gave me pleasure. So this one time she said, "Lets try something different!"
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I was on my back, and she got in the 69 position with me. She did a simulated BBFS. By that I mean, she put her cooch just barely above my cock and she slide her hand up and down on it but her back blocked my view of the handjob. She moved her hips back and forth to simulate the BBFS as she jacked me off with reckless abandon.
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In the heat of passion, I had no idea what was going on. My head was spinning! After I came, I was like "did we just....?" She laughed, said no, and showed me her right palm full of my cum, as she then licked her hand and swallowed everything she had produced out of me while never breaking eye contact. I was in utter awe. Needless to say she did this to me several more times in future meet ups as I just loved it!
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Now THAT was a hidden talent! lol.

I saw this one escort who was a former ballerina. She was by far the skinnest lay I have ever been with. I'm pretty sure she was under 90 lbs, and she was 5' 7". It was not as obvious in her pictures. But when I saw her, I second guessed my decision because she ws a bit too thin. But she was pretty still. So, I went through with it.

I was married for a long time to a super vanilla woman.  I had interests in some kink stuff before, but my ex never wanted to test those waters.  After my divorce, I was jumping back into things when I met my ATF.  Our first session was pretty by the books, but she had asked me about my kinks towards the end, and said to come back if I wanted to explore some of those things.

In comparison, the skinny lady in that video, is fat. Imagine being with a lady where it seemed like her skin was literally just wrapped around her bones. If she looked like what you sent, I would have had zero pause when I saw her. This was one of those situations if I had known how skinny she was in person, I would have never booked her. But once face to face with her, I pulled a "what the fuck why not" and went with it.

One young lady had a fixation on sucking toes. She loved sucking them. Funny thing, she was well reviewed and there was never a mention of her zest for sucking the little piggies.

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not hidden.  If they know they are good at something specific, it will show up in their recent reviews.  To answer this question in its purest form, I saw an indie in WLA who, while I went to the bathroom for a cleanup shower at the end of a session, started playing Chopin on an electric piano in her living room. As I finished and was drying off, the piano music stopped and after a brief pause, recorded rock music replaced the piano music.  As I stepped into the living room, staring back at me was this slender Asian provider wearing nothing but an electric bass guitar, who was grooving along with the recording.  It was pretty hot.

was that code for you to admit you have Erectile Dysfunction?"
Or was that cured when she started "slappin' da bass?"

Kim Nice.
As session time wound down, she climbed off the bed and I thought she was going to get dressed and show me out the door, but she reached for her guitar, sat back down on the bed and played and sang for me. It was quite memorable.

Love it when the lady can put the condom on with her mouth

There is a currently active, beautiful,  well reviewed Provider who says in her ads,
"I'm a trained aerialist, so imagine the possibilites!!"
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I'm imagining! I'm imaging! ... I'm still imagining!

if you had waited until I posted something where it was germane to something I said, but you couldn't wait, even though it didn't make sense.  Is that a result of premature ejaculation?  

While I'm not interested in whatever quarrel you two have, people do absolutely slap the bass.  It's a pretty widely used and recognized bass playing technique.  The technique is widely credited to Larry Graham of Sly and the Family Stone, and is still used by bassists worldwide.

you took your own advice and waited to respond to my post for THREE DAYS. And then, uncharacteristically, you got highly defensive. I guess you are threatened and triggered by any suggestion of ED on your part. I'm truly sorry for making you feel bad.
Not to mention you are WRONG about "slappin' da bass." That exact reference was used many times by Paul Rudd in the movie, "I Love You, Man." And he was referring to an ELECTRIC bass, not an upright. After that movie, "slappin' da bass" became a running gag.
Keep up! LOL!!

We have been good friends for over ten years here.   Haven't you ever had close friends that you "needle" a little just for laughs?  

consumed with pussy,  whether it be providers or a civvie girlfriend, so anything you posted after Thursday evening is not likely to be seen by me until Monday morning.  No assumptions should be made about my absence from here most weekends.  You know how I'm "busy."  Lol

I don't know any of you well enough to make any assumptions about your level of friendship or not.  As I said, I wasn't aiming to get in the middle of that :P  

and you still didn't take the L.
Naughty, naughty.

That could bend herself the way this girl does.  Your reviews show you have seen women a lot fatter than this one.  Time for some Lasik, my friend.  

I've seen this brag many times in many forms on this board. Bragging about having sex, or as you put it "consumed with pussy," goes over like a lead balloon IMO. Whether it is guys bragging about how often they pay for sex, how much they pay for sex, or how they can get sex without paying by picking up non-providers the result is always the same. It just kind of comes off as immature and desperate. We're all in the same boat here hanging on the same board. I don't see paying for sex as something to brag about. I don't even think getting laid np4p is a huge accomplishment. I don't even think it matters if anyone on this board is a pick up artist. They're still here, playing in the pig pen with the rest of us... getting covered in mud and shit. At the end of the day we all have the same name; John.
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Have fun with the horses and their gigantic horse cocks. I'm disappointed that you won't be online to read our posts.

I was looking through answers to see if someone else experienced this!  Years ago I met this gorgeous ebony woman who had a body that was true perfection.  We got along famously from the start.  While talking, I found out that she was a musician and played guitar.  She had it with her.  She was super talented….. and played guitar well too.  I wish I knew where she was.  She was truly an ATF.

The now retired Carmina Kai s a gifted concert pianist. Once, after the first round of a threesome at her apartment, she played for me and our other female companion. Sitting on the piano bench completely nude. Really something.

Once a provider dropped into a proper side split both sides for fun while we were discussing her cheer days. Still one of the sexiest things I've ever seen

few years back met this girl dancing at strip club in Dallas ..  stunningly beautiful face .. nice trim body ...   she agrees to dinner ..  claims to be only 21 but turns out to be very educated and cultured ..  she wants more than i usually pay but why not ..back in bedroom . all kinds of restrictions .. CBJ  no DAY .. no DFK ..  hmm ok  so its basically get me hard and missionary ..  so ok .. i enter and WOW ...  

Does she still provide? I am smitten. Who is she? I am in Arizona now and sharing is caring. I would love the opportunity to make a new friend. Having pussy muscle control is legendary. I love watching my pussy constrict when I climax! 💧  

I once booked a very hot lady from Puerto Rico who doesn't escort often, and never does it back home. She owns a business in Puerto Rico. But, it's not always as profitable as she would like and she will do brief tours in a few big cities to make some quick cash when she needs it. I didn't know all of this before booking her, but learned it from our meeting. I missed that her profile said CBJ. I usually won't book if I know this, but she was pretty good nonetheless. She usually doesn't do DATY either, but I didn't know and asked. She said she usually doesn't but will let me for a little while. It was one of the cleanest, sweetest, tightest pussies I ever licked.

i lady in Phoenix .   offers a wide range of services .. i asked for FBSM ...figured ..ok nice afternoon massage and released ..  done 100 times before with others .. so i get there she has a table all rigged for restraints .. she so ... restrains me .  and blindfolds me .. and using her hands and vibrator edges me ....over and over again . to the point of a screaming in pleasure .. has he own house but still she stuffs panties in my mouth ..  never experienced that level of sexual intensity before -- especially with FBSM ...  more intense than any FS experience ..this is a gifted woman i didnt expect that for certain  ..  damn i need to fly back there again!

The main reason why we love providers is the freakiness they're willing to offer. I've had experiences that happened only because the vibe was right.