Well, I've left the provider arena and met a civie recently who gave me the session of the century.  Best part is no donation required!!  I've never been with a true squirter, and didn't know this girl was a squirter until she gushed all over my dick and bed.  After an initial shock, we kept going.  I'm now in the unfortunate position where I will have to get a new mattress!!  Mine is ruined as it is absolutely soaked.

I've seen squirters on YouPorn and in some other porn movies, but I've never seen anybody squirt as much as this girl.  I actually told her, "you know, you could make a lot of money with that skill, and I know a place where you could put that skill to work."  Didn't tell her it was TER.

Not ready to let that cat out of the bag yet, but man oh man... what a session!!

Since she's not a provider I can't review her.  But I thought I'd brag a little on my favorite provider board!!!  WOW!!

BTW... female ejaculate really does taste sweet.  I was pleasantly surprised!  Can't wait for our next session on Friday!!

PnB

you might want to consider not calling it a "session" ... -e

LOL...Squirting Goddess, good point. You can take the man out of the hobby but you can't take the hobby out of the man.

Maybe turn her on to the hobby and make some extra money!!  Or at least maybe get her to do some vids!!

I remember my first time with one. Had no idea a woman could do it and she had multiples within minutes.  We were at her place and on a waterbed and when I realized the place was getting soaked, I jumped off fast, yelling something like the bed had sprung a leak. Ruined the moment but we had 1 heck of a laugh.  She was great!! No need to think about if she was acting or for real.  We decided to see if she could run of juice. I ran out of steam after an entire night of getting her to do it and I swear to this day she squirted more out of her than her entire body mass and weight.

The movie "Warm Water Under A Red Bridge" might be a fun movie to watch together. A Japanese movie about a gusher. I think I rented it on Netflix. My SO and I loved it so much we bought it.

True.  Good catch.  I would never use that term with her - or at least not consciously.

Once a hobbyist, always a hobbyist, I guess.

Anybody got any recommendations on a comfortable mattress?  Pillowtop is preferred.

Put thick towels underneath her. That way you can just toss them in the washer when done.

I can see her asking her friends.

"I met a great guy - but what's a session?"

Towels are uncomfortable for me and take away from the moment. I prefer a couple of nice, soft and worn blankets. And yes, then throw them in the washer. -e

LOL
Get back to us in a few months and let us know how much money you've spent on Miss Civvy

Many men here are married to civvies- it costs them about 10 grand a month to keep  LOL!!

Escorts are more economical

"10 grand a month to keep"

What are they, pets?

"Escorts are more economical"

For me, having a real relationship is not only less expensive, it's also more fulfilling. So I respectfully disagree. There's more to life than sex, ya know!  

You can fid them anywhere that Depends are sold. They're big, normally 24 x 24 at least and can be slipped under the sheet or top blanket. It'll keep anything from soaking into the matress.

Other option is just to get an inflatible "hobby mattress" for the floor.

uh, dude, if she's not a provider, IT WASN'T A "session". They are called DATES. If you can't remember the difference, I suspect she won't be keeping you around for very long.

The marriage was bad enough, but when that balloon payment kicked in, Aye Carumba!

as leaving that white envelope on the night stand.

While I am generally happy for anyone who finds "love in the fast lane," go slow and don't think what you are getting as NO Donation Required...

There is a price and a payment for getting what you want out of life... you either pay for getting what you want or pay for not getting it... either way, an invoice is generated. Take it for a test drive, but don't pay through your nose.

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Those things that are also marketed as camping towels hold a crazy amount of fluid!  A good friend gave me a couple... if he reads this, thanks again!

Ill take your word for it -
Yes they are pets.. you have to take them out for walks every now and then so they dont get cranky..

Whatever mattress you get, you need one of these to protect it.  Serious.

'Session' with a civvie?  come on!  Not a provider so you can't review...?  cheaper than an escort... last time I priced a mattress it costs around $500!  for a run of the mill mattress....   if that is the case - and as I suspect you went out to din-din prior to the "session"  you are already at $600 for the fun....  lol!  cheaper?  

but I like the part where you offered to introduce her to our little hobby.... yea.... that would be good.

kick some fucking ass man, bang this broad. Sounds like good effin' times brother. Smash her until she can't walk, and calls you and complains about how she's unable to walk or lead a normal day-to-day existance because of your cock. (I love these calls.... only had em a few times... gotta love it..)

-M

Waterproof mattress protector? They make really soft nice ones (I have one) and they are not costly at all. Not like the old ones that made crackely noises... lol

I use one over my mattress cover that is electric (heated) just in case there is a spill or what ever.

My GF squirts like crazy. I have a few times and yeah... GUSH!

Best wishes to you.